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William Shatner’s Video Message to J.J. Abrams Is Crazy, Awesome

Friday, September 19 by

When J.J. Abrams was asked if the Shat was going to have a part in the upcoming Star Trek reboot, he claimed that Bill wasn’t interested in doing a cameo….

Bonus Features: Weekend What To Watch

Friday, September 19 by

Well, it’s a big weekend for the pictures. I guess the point of the fall season is that it’s time to stop being outside and time to start watching stuff.  If you were to try to watch this entire list you would probably need to buy a diaper and install a fridge on the couch.

New James Bond Song Has License to Suck

Friday, September 19 by

I'm not a big Chris Cornell fan, but I thought the song he did for Casino Royale really fit the movie. It sounded epic and polished like James Bond himself. This new Quantum of Solace track from Jack White and Alicia Keys, however, sounds kind of like they slapped it together in one of their 30-car garages.

Season 4 of It’s Always Sunny Kicks Off With “Mac and Dennis: Man Hunters”

Friday, September 19 by

The Office and 30 Rock haven't premiered yet, but I'm still pretty confident that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on TV. Didn't catch the season premiere? Well, Charlie and Dee become cannibals, while Mac and Dennis go hunting for a homeless man. Awesome. Charlie and Dee:

Bonus Features: Thursday’s Links

Thursday, September 18 by

As usual, things happen that we don’t have the time to slander. Here’s today’s list. It involves a Disney movie for The Rock, Megan Fox, a stolen childhood memory, Playboy playmates, and even more gratuitous T&A.

Synecdoche, New York Trailer

Thursday, September 18 by

I love movies that Charlie Kaufman has written. They’re weird, complex, and highly entertaining. This is the trailer for his directorial debut.  It’s supposedly very dark and described by some as a horror film.  Official Synopsis after the jump.

The Ultimate Fighter Season 8 Premiere Is a Show of Balls

Thursday, September 18 by

The season premiere of The Ultimate Fighter: Team Nogueira vs. Team Mirbegan not with a bang, but with a whimper: As the 32 UFC hopefuls lined up to get pep-talked by Dana White, Phillipe Nover got a case of the vapors and passed out. (Is this show hardcore or what?!) To add further embarrassment to his situation, nobody seems to know how to pronounce Nover’s first name.

Diablo Cody Angry Rant

Thursday, September 18 by

A lot of people are jealous of Diablo Cody. She’s been vaulted to stardom really fast.  She looks like a Suicide Girl and writes really cutesy dialogue. It makes some dudes angry. Other dudes get a boner. And some, like me, just get an angry boner. Here’s her fanboy-directed rant, and some pics.

TV Cereals We Would Like To See

Thursday, September 18 by

When I was a kid there were breakfast cereals based on TV shows. My parents were pretty healthy, but every once in a while I would get a box of Ghostbusters Cereal and my impressionable, little brain would just explode with joy.  This made me wonder why there aren’t adult versions of the same? Here are a few examples we’d like to see. 

UPDATED: Microsoft Doesn’t Cancel Seinfeld’s Commercials About Nothing

Thursday, September 18 by

Update: Reports are now saying that Microsoft hasn't canceled its series of nonsensical commercials, just put them on the back burner for a while. I, for one, am relieved.

Sons of Anarchy

Thursday, September 18 by

FX is losing The Shield, but in an effort to keep their sky high level of grit intact, they came up with this brutal drama about an outlaw biker club. They run guns, get laid and beat the crap out of people, all in the name of a sacred pact of brotherhood…and booze.

Sons of Anarchy “Fun Town” Gets Tough

Thursday, September 18 by

Recap: Season 1, episode 3. The guys have to abandon their good time at the carnival to meet with the sketchy IRA guys who supply their automatic weapons. While they're trying to work out their business, the 13-year old daughter of a local business tycoon named Oswald gets raped in the woods.

Inglorious Bastards Adds Hot Women |pics|

Wednesday, September 17 by

I have a thing for French girls. I’ll take them over a tanned sorority sister in a tube top any day of the week. They have style and know how to look naturally sexy. Seems like Tarantino agrees with me and has added a few new beauties to his cast. Here are some pictures.

Bonus Features: Hump Day Link Dump

Wednesday, September 17 by

In case you have a super hot date tonight and you're not going to be around to catch the season premiere of Knight Rider, Hulu has the whole thing just for you. And you don't have to have a date if you want to watch it, just a boss that won't mind you sitting through a 42-minute TV show during office hours. If you work for the government, you should be fine.

Towelhead

Wednesday, September 17 by

Sexually confused virgin jailbait Lebanese girl fingerbang raped by redneck in Houston suburbia.

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