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Monday, November 3 by

It was basically a non-Halloween this year. I slept most of Sunday but managed to watch Shoot Em Up. I think that if Daniel Craig’s beautiful face somehow gets mangled and they need a new Bond character, it should be Clive Owen. That just the kind of brilliant insight you're going to get around here.

Time To Find A Slutty Nurse Link Dump

Friday, October 31 by

Thanks to Holy Taco for this clip. It’s a gem, a real gem.

A Fanboy Rants: In Defense Of Heroes

Friday, October 31 by

Welcome to a new column where we let our many entertainment aficionado readers sound off on matters of immense import. This week’s rant comes from Brendon in Seattle, WA. With the news this morning that a previously popular television show will be losing some of its top production talent due to poor ratings, I believe you will find this opinion piece to be both timely and impassioned.  Without further adieu, I give you “In Defense of Heroes.”

Angels and Demons

Friday, October 31 by

The DaVinci Code was a boring book, and thus a boring movie. Angels and Demons was a fun, action packed book. So if they follow the same formula as before (by staying extremely true to the book), then this movie is going to rock.Hot Chicks to Watch Out For: Ayelet Zurer

Angels And Demons Trailer

Friday, October 31 by

I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking the same exact thing. Tom Hank’s ass looks HOT in that suit!  That’s not what you were thinking? You were thinking that this looks a lot like the DaVinci Code? Wait, thats a good point. Does this one have Audrey Tautou?  No? Damn.

Courting Condi

Friday, October 31 by

Buzz McCallister, the older brother from Home Alone, is all grown up and starring in this musical docu-tragi-comedy about his infatuation with Condoleeza Rice, and his subsequent quest to hook up with her. WTF?!?!  Strangely enough, this movie looks pretty hilarious (note Dad's reaction to his son's proclamation of love for Ms. Rice in the 'Sizzle' trailer).

Doc Watch: Courting Condi Sizzler

Friday, October 31 by

Damn, who wouldn’t want to hit that? Basically runs foreign policy. Concert pianist.  Professor at Stanford. Gap in her teeth so large you could floss it with an extension cord (one of the heavy duty orange ones). What I’m trying to say is that this “doc,” starring the big brother form Home Alone looks kind of amazing. 

30 Rock Do Over

Friday, October 31 by

The season 3 opener begins with Liz strolling to work when she is pleasantly surprised to see Jack pulling up next to her in a limo.  When he is asked by Liz how he managed to get out of his government job Jack responds vaguely that he's not at liberty to say due to it's classified natu

Bin Laden Was A Community Oraganizer

Friday, October 31 by

If I do end up going out to any Halloween parties this weekend I’m totally going as a “Community Organizer.” That’s going to be the hottest costume on the block. Oversized T-Shirt, clipboard with some extra pens, a pair of Crocks with smart wool socks.  I can totally scrape that together at 6pm tonight.

The Office Employee Transfer

Friday, October 31 by

Dwight and Andy have another one of their epic clashes, Pam discovers that Jim’s brothers are a couple of jerks, and Michael and Holly encounter some relationship troubles as they’re cramped in the cabin of a truck with Darrrell on an eight hour drive.Why so Serious?

Morning News With Boo Bees

Friday, October 31 by

For Halloween two years ago I was a life sized home pregnancy test. I was so proud of myself for that costume. I ran around Sixth Street in Austin like the world was ending with people yelling EPT and trying to convince girls to pee on me.

Morning News Roundup

Friday, October 31 by

Samuel L. Jackson and Maggie Cheung join the cast of Inglourious Bastards (/films) New Valkyrie trailer now online (Empire) Changeling writer to pen Forbidden Planet (HollywoodReporter) BBC exec resigns over Brand scandal (Variety)…

Slumdog Millionaire

Thursday, October 30 by

Director Danny Boyle takes a break from zombies that run and deadly drug farmers to tell an endearing story about a poor Indian teenager who makes it on the Hindi version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire! Except he's not in it for the money, rather for a girl, who is a humongous fan of the show. Love and gameshows!

Noah Wyle Must Owe Hookers Money Links

Thursday, October 30 by

I try really, really hard not to post one trailer right after another. But I just came across this one. It might get the prize for worst ever.

Slumdog Millionaire Trailer

Thursday, October 30 by

Yesterday we had the teaser. Today we have the trailer.  I wonder what tomorrow will bring? Maybe some merchandise? Like an x-tra plush Slumdog Ganesh doll? Or a Lego Build Your Own Slum Set?  They should at lest have some clothing. Lord knows there were enough little kid extras to sew those together on set. 

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