Monday Mashup: The Incredibles

Monday, October 6 by

Every Monday we post a mashup. And every Monday we ask the same question: Who has time to do these?  Whoever they are, I hope they don’t get real jobs any time soon. And for the record this one is more of a recut than a mashup. But it’s really well done. Welcome to Monday.

Bonus Features: Ralph Wiggum Is Rich

Friday, October 3 by

I guess all of that Simpsons money should be more than enough to buy Ralph Wiggum a nice Bimmer, but he doesn't have to flaunt it like that. Cartoon characters are real, right? I hope so. Otherwise all of that stock I bought in the Planet Express delivery company isn't going to be worth much. But then again, I guess no stock is worth much right now. Take that economy!

Preview: VH1′s NWA Rockumentary Airs Tonight

Friday, October 3 by

In the mid 1980’s crack turned LA into a dangerous place.  That happens when you have gangs and crackheads running the show.  The cops were not much better, and NWA saw themselves as reporters on the street. This rockumentary (really a rapumentary) tells the story of their rise to fame.

Count the Cliches in “The Uninvited” Trailer

Friday, October 3 by

I know we usually post a good trailer in the afternoon, but after watching this spot for The Uninvited, I couldn't help but point out that it has just about every cheesy horror element you could ever want all in one place. It's not every day you get that kind of one-stop shopping. Here's a list of the tired stuff you'll see.

New Romero Movie has Underwater Zombies

Friday, October 3 by

Let me first say that I have a ton of respect for George Romero and getting to interview him was one of most awesome and dorky things I have ever done. But, Diary of the Dead was kind of horrible. Hopefully his new movie, which he has reportedly started shooting on an island in Canada, will be much better. And no one better mention an "Youtube messageboards" this time.

“Blindness” Angers The Blind

Thursday, October 2 by

The National Federation of the Blind is angry about Blindness. Not the condition. Well, actually they're angry about that. Like in general But in this case its a movie with Mark Ruffallo and Jullianne Moore that is pissing them off.

Take a Tour of the $35 Movie Theater

Thursday, October 2 by

When I was in high school, I had my first sexual experience in a $2 movie theater during Shakespeare in Love. Something tells me that finger banging probably isn't going to fly at this Village Road Show Gold Class Cinema in Illinois where a ticket will cost you $35 bucks and Dinner will cost you another $50 on top of that.

Bonus Features: Sarah Palin Approved Links

Thursday, October 2 by

Honestly, these links have absolutely noting to do with vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, but I figure she's all anyone will talk about today, so I had to work her name in somewhere or we'd look like we don't care about the news (we don't). So, while you're all getting ready for the debate, I'll be having my pre-It's Always Sunny trip to some shitty fast food joint.

Australia Trailer

Thursday, October 2 by

I’m not so much a fan of Baz Luhrmann. I think he makes movies for menopausal women and homosexuals. But this trailer makes me think that…this movie might be ok? If anything, put it in the column of tolerable date movies that might get you laid.

Yogi Bear Live Action Movie Poster

Thursday, October 2 by

Looks like we were able to get our hands on an early promotional poster for the upcoming Yogi Bear live action movie. And I gotta say, just reading the synopsis has got me VERY interested.

Scorsese and De Niro Back In the Mob

Thursday, October 2 by

It's freezing out today and I'm in a bad mood because tonight's debate is bumping The Office (I know, that's pathetic), but the news that Martic Scorsese and Robert De Niro are doing another mafia project has made my morning just a little brighter.

Sons of Anarchy “Giving Back”

Thursday, October 2 by

A prison beating is a great start to a TV show. Recap: Season 1, episode 5. We're introduced to a few new characters who happen to be in jail. The member, Otto, arranges for his buddy Chuck to get some protection from the club when he gets out.

Sarcastic Celebrities Want You to Vote

Thursday, October 2 by

Let me start off by saying that you'd have to be an unfit dullard not to vote if you're able. But, I was pretty sure that last year's Vote of Die campaign proved that not even famous movie stars can get lazy 18-25 year olds to the polls.

Bonus Features: Hump Day Link Dump

Wednesday, October 1 by

The Saw franchise has become sort of a Halloween tradition and apparently there's a haunted house in California that recreates the traps set by Jigsaw and his posse to promote the release of Saw V. Because of the camera, some of the mechanical figures look kind of like they belong in Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, but I definitely wouldn't mind taking a walk through there.

Filth And Wisdom Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

Gogol Bordello is a real band filled with Crazy Gypsies from Eastern Europe. They have gotten pretty huge in the US.  This movie is sort of about them, and stars the lead singer. It looks high energy and filled with hot women. Count me in.