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9 DVDs to Immediately Regift

Monday, December 29 by

If you're anything like me, you treated the Friday after christmas like a holiday. And by holiday, I mean that you filled a kiddie pool with Coors Light and floated around on an acoustic guitar wearing nothing but cowboy boots and aviator sunglasses. So that means that you might have to spend a bit of time this week returning some gifts. But it's almost 2009 (which is when the future gets here), so why return them when you can just regift?  If some of those gifts happen to be DVDs from your family who barely know you but think they do, then here's a handy list of who to give them to. Again. Step Brothers

9 Trailer

Monday, December 29 by

Synopsis: When rag doll '9' first comes to life, he finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world. All humans are gone, and it is only by chance that he discovers a small community of others like him taking refuge from fearsome machines that roam the earth intent on their extinction.My Prediction: Someday the human race will destroy itself and children's toys WILL rule this planet.  

Judge Rules in Fox’s Favor On Watchmen Adaptation

Monday, December 29 by

Warner Brothers ExecLets turn The Watchmen picture book into a cinema movie.Smarter, Younger Warner Brothers ExecUm…do we have the rights to that?Warner Brothers ExecAre you telling me how to run my business? I was making moving pictures while you were in short pants! Make me A Watchmen!Smarter, Younger Warner Brothers ExecBut I'm pretty sure that Fox owns the rights…Warner Brothers ExecHow can a furry woodland animal own the rights to a story? You're FIRED. [end]Read the full story at VarietyYour morning news after the jump:

7 Best 80s Action Movies To Watch High

Monday, December 29 by

FROM: Our comrades at Holy Taco. "Some movies are super awesome when you've smoked a lot of pot.  Now, I'm sure you have your own list, but this is ours."Check out the full story here. 

New Lost Sneak Peek

Monday, December 29 by

The new season of Lost premiers on Wed, Jan 21st at 8/7c. According to ABC, "The band of friends, family, enemies and strangers must continue to work together to stay alive with danger and mystery looming behind every corner." With a promo like that how can you not watch it?

We Are On Vacation

Wednesday, December 24 by

11 Non-Traditional Christmas Movies

Tuesday, December 23 by

 Every year the airwaves are filled with the holiday joy of everyone's favorite Christmas time classics.  Not much is said though of the other movies that also take place during Christmas.  For the forgotten and unrecognized holiday movies that have brought countless hours of entertainment during this special time of the year we give you the best 11 Non-Traditional Christmas movies. 11. Silent Night, Deadly Night

New Gomorrah Trailer

Tuesday, December 23 by

What do you get when you cross Goodfellas with City of God and shoot it in Italy? A badass looking film, that's what.  I'm pumped about this one. It's already dropped in a few markets, so check the listings to see when it releases in your area.

Happy Holidays, From Chewbacca & The Fam

Tuesday, December 23 by

Just wanted to let you know that Chewbacca and his Family hope that EVERYONE and their families have a wonderful holiday, regardles or race, creed, or planetary origin. More from Boing Boing.

My Bloody Valentine 3D Trailer

Tuesday, December 23 by

I've heard that this is basically the bloodiest thing since The Battle of Antietam. The Civil war was in the 1800's, so it was in 2-D. This one is in 3D. And listen, I need to come clean about something: The last 3-D movie I saw was Captain EO at Disneyland when I was 8. I have not experienced any of the recent films that utilize this rediscovered technology.

Between Two Ferns with Hamm and Galifianakis

Monday, December 22 by

Zach Galifianiakis is one of the funniest people alive. This is how an interview should be done and bears some striking similarities to our recent sit down with Brea Grant.

Top 28 Films Of 2008 In Order of Sexy

Monday, December 22 by

It's that time of year when people run out of original ideas and just start ranking things.  And since EVERYBODY is doing it, far be it from The Junkies to miss the opportunity. But instead of looking at film in terms of directorial achievement, incredible writing, vision and execution we thought it best to order them according to their usage of hot women. Let's be honest. Plot just ain't everything. Enjoy.

Morning News

Monday, December 22 by

Megan Fox's Body gets a release date (Comingsoon)HBO seals deal with Mario Bello (Variey)Werewolf dramedy unleashed at Fox (Hollywoodreporter)New clip from Whedon's Dollhouse

UPDATED: Sexy Kristen Stewart As Joan Jett

Saturday, December 20 by

[Editor's Note:  I am at my parents house for the holidays in South Texas. The only thing in the theatre that I had not see was Twilight, so I went. I was the only person in the theatre that had not just had her first period. Watching the movie made me change my stance on Kristen Stewart. Best, MAX POWERS.]Kristen Stewart is my kind of pretty. She's got the natural beauty thing on lockdown. I've basically been in love with her since Into the Wild, which I thought was great film. She was 9 types of sexy jailbait. It's a shame that Twilight was a movie I was not willing to touch with my worst enemy's eyeballs, even though Stewart was in it. I'm definitely willing to watch her play Joan Jett. That story and more in our news roundup.  the worst fucking actress in the entire world. Here's a few for the weekend.

William H Macy Is Not Ari Gold

Friday, December 19 by

Its was a big news story yesterday that Jeremy Piven was leaving the Broadway show Speed The Plow due to high mercury content in his blood. This made me think "Of course he has a high blood-mercurey content. Mercury was the God of WAR. He's ARI GOLD. His veins run not with normal vitreous fluid, but rather course with the mightiest quicksilver known to man."  And now the news today is that Piven will be replaced by…William H. Macy? Woah.

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