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Christina Ricci To Star As Yellow Crayon

Thursday, November 20 by

Me, In Kindergarten: “I LOVE the color yellow.” Girl sitting next to me: “Yeah, well why don’t you marry it?” Me: “Listen, I know we’re both young but we’re smart enough to understand that it’s legally and much less physically implausible to marry a color.” Girl sitting next to me: “Shut up, you’re stupid.” 23 years l

South Park ‘The Ungroundable’

Thursday, November 20 by

Butters discovers a terrible secret lurking in the heart of South Park Elementary: there are vampires, and he even becomes so desperate as to ask them to let him join.  The Goths also become “so seriously pissed off” that preppy kids are taking over their Goth look that they decide to do something about it.

Blood Meridian

Wednesday, November 19 by

An adaptation of Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men), this brutal and bloody southwestern story takes place during the middle of the 19th century and involves a runaway kid who joins the 'Glantons,' a gang that scalps Mexicans and Indians.Rating: N/ARelease Date: 2009Studio: Scott Rudin Productions

Link Dump

Wednesday, November 19 by

Trey Parker on South Park 2 (Joblo)

New Spirit Trailer Has Extra Christmas ROCK

Wednesday, November 19 by

Nothing says Holiday Season like FIGHTING CRIME.  Nothing. Chances are very good that I'll be "reviewing" this one as an excuse to get out of family obligations sometime around December 25th at Noon at the Silverado 16 theater in San Antonio, TX.

The Wrestler

Wednesday, November 19 by

A drama centered on retired professional wrestler Randy "The Ram" Robinson as he makes his way through the independent circuit, trying to get back in the game for one final showdown with his former rival.Release Date: January 16th, 2009Rating: RStudio: Fox Searchlight  

Review: The Wrestler

Wednesday, November 19 by

I walked out of the theatre from this movie feeling like I had a metal chair smashed over my face after being suplexd onto a mat covered in broken lightbulbs.  And I mean that in the best possible way. The wrestler brings a level of intensity that you don’t often experience these days. It just hurt so good.

Tonight’s Stories

Wednesday, November 19 by

11 Crazy Local News Moments

Wednesday, November 19 by

We can only imagine that it's a great deal of pressure to deliver the news to the masses, all while dressed like your clothing and make-up came out of some time capsule that was put together by the wardrobe people on Designing Women. We can imagine that's rough, for sure.

Fringe ‘The Equation’

Wednesday, November 19 by

In Middleton, Connecticut its pouring down rain, a man is driving with his son in the backseat. They get flagged down by a woman who claims that her car is having problems. The man calls a tow truck and offers to look under the hood for her. When he opens the hood he is bombarded by red and green flashes, he is startled out of his hypnotic state when the tow truck man taps on his shoulder.  The man turns around to find that the woman, her car and his son are missing.

Ridley Scott Talks Blood Meridian

Wednesday, November 19 by

I went to a screening of The Wrestler yesterday. The review is coming up. In short, it basically bodyslams every other movie, ever.  Another one that I’m anticipating is Ridley Scott’s interpretation of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. It’s either going to be amazing or terrible. But either way it's going to be bloody. 

House ‘Emancipation’

Wednesday, November 19 by

 This episode is full of liars. The patient lies to the doctors. Taub lies to the patient. Wilson lies to House. Foreman lies to House. House lies to himself. In the end the only one not freed from his lies is House.The Patient

Sarah Conor Chricles ‘Complications’

Tuesday, November 18 by

The episode begins as if it was entirely different show, a twilight version of The Sarah Connor Chronicles, where Cameron and Sarah wear pink Amish cotton gowns as they water steel cacti that quickly grow and envelope their young. Then we find out that its only Sarah's dream, thank God!

Severed Horse Head Pillow For XMAS

Tuesday, November 18 by

Holiday season is upon us again and what better way to say "Merry Christmas" to your grandma than by giving her a gift she can't refuse!  She'll be filled with joy as she clenches for her heart medication. Click for more!

Che (Guerilla) Trailer

Tuesday, November 18 by

We finally have a trailer for Che that is not in Spanish and VHF Telemundo quality. I was a big fan of The Motorcycle Diaries. Im no commie or nuthin’ but Che led a pretty interesting life.  And Benico is basically the best casting decision in a movie for a while.

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