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Heidi Montag Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Wednesday, August 20 by

The star of The Hills recently told a reporter for E! that she believes her success is due to God liking her:

Fred Durst Directs Family Movie Starring Ice Cube

Wednesday, August 20 by

Holy pre teen acne.  I had no idea that Fred Durst was directing a family movie. It’s rated PG and has ICE CUBE IN IT.  It’s rated PG. It’s called The Longshots.  It’s rated PG. Fred Durst was in Limp Bizkit. I hated Limp Bizkit.

The Haunting Of Molly Hartley Trailer

Wednesday, August 20 by

At a certain age it must just feel creepy to look at hot young girls in horror movies. Luckily, the editorial staff at Screenjunkies are nowhere near that age. And we never will be. Honestly, I don't even know what that age is. 

Fast and Furious

Wednesday, August 20 by

No, it's not The Fast and the Furious or 2 Fast 2 Furious. It's just Fast and Furious. You know, kind of like what they did when they named the last Rambo movie Rambo. But I can see how you would get confused.

Vin Diesel to Direct Fast and Furious Prequel

Wednesday, August 20 by

In the interest of full disclosure, I should tell tell you that I think The Fast and the Furious is an extremely fun and easy to watch movie. No, it's not Bullitt, but it's not Biker Boyz, either. That said, I'm still not sure how to feel about Vin Diesel's plan to direct a 20-minute sequel connecting the first and the fourth installments of the franchise.

Harry Potter Delay Earns Fans an Apology From Warner…Sort of

Wednesday, August 20 by

How many distraught, letter-writing Harry Potter fans does it take to change a light-bulb? None, because letters from pathetic fanboys (and girls) don't change anything.

Buzzin: Ep. 1.05

Wednesday, August 20 by

Episode 5, “Working on Wango” stats off with the boys back on the radio. Dave immediately loses a bet and has to jump in a pond in front of a hotel.  They tour a bunch, and eventually accidently run the car off a small ledge at a gas station.

W.

Wednesday, August 20 by

Oliver Stone is the Hollywood equivalent to the messageboard troll. All he ever wants to talk about is the super-controversial stuff that will either make people really interested or incredibly mad. So, how does one follow up Wold Trade Center? With a movie about the president people love to hate.

Del Toro and Jackson to “Collaborate” on Hobbit

Wednesday, August 20 by

I always get Guillermo Del Toro and Peter Jackson mixed up when I see pictures of them. I’m sorry, all portly effects driven fantasy directors with beards look exactly the same to me. I think maybe the producers at New Line did the exact same thing when they signed Guillermo up to direct the forthcoming Hobbit movie.

The Hobbit

Wednesday, August 20 by

Coming Soon.

W. Ad and Posters Light on Shock and Awe

Wednesday, August 20 by

I know W. is going to be a big deal when it comes out, you know, because of all the terrible decision making and such, but if you're the kind of person that just really doesn't give a crap about politics like me, this movie might not be for you. That's not to say that it won't be really good, but I'd rather watch Michael Bay's W., than Oliver Stone's. Think about it.

Other Stuff to Look At

Tuesday, August 19 by

It's just so great when you have such an amazing career like Ian Ziering that you have the opportunity to just pick and choose the roles that interest you. Such as the role of "Testiclees" in the Legend of Awesomest Maximus. Filmdrunk tells us more.

Righteous Kill Red Band Trailer

Tuesday, August 19 by

De Niro and Pacino are the shit. Although it’s been rare, its pretty dope when they’re starring together. This looks like a pretty good flick, and the trailer has enough F-bomb filled tough talk from De Niro to put a smile on my face.  The movie also features 50-Cent. I’m guessing he’ll get nominated for his sixth Oscar.

Righteous Kill

Tuesday, August 19 by

I re-watched Heat two months ago and was reminded what a rad movie it is. A big part of its radness is because Pacino and De Niro are awesome. So add 50-Cent and Mark Wahlberg's brother and you've got movie gold. Maybe. IMDB says:

New Coen Brothers Movie Will Star Annoying People

Tuesday, August 19 by

With No Country For Old Men already making rounds on some "best movies ever" lists and Burn After Reading almost ready to take to the big screen, the Coen brothers have given up a little info about the cast of their upcoming flick, A Serious Man.

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