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Recap: Man Vs. Wild: Episode 5.02

Thursday, August 28 by

Episode: "The Deep South." The south is a dangerous enough place, what with all of the cholesterol-laden foods and NASCARs whipping around all over the place, but Bear dropped himself in the middle of what he calls "Katrina Country" to bite the heads off of some snakes and piss off some alligators. The terrain:

The Dark Knight Trailer Done By Little Kids

Thursday, August 28 by

When I was a little kid and I had summer vacation, I spent most of my days wandering around the house, waiting for The Price Is Right to come on and searching for any porno my dad my have left sitting around. Apparently these little go-getters had a little more ambition because they put together a pretty impressive version of the Dark Knight trailer.

Bonus Features: Weekly Hump Dump

Wednesday, August 27 by

I did this post yesterday about getting Sean Connery a birthday present. It was before this came to my attention. Now I'm adding Pimp Stick to the list. From Filmdrunk.

Facebook The Movie. The Shitty, Shitty Movie.

Wednesday, August 27 by

It always amazes me how excited people get about social networking sites, and then at some point just decide that they are totally lame. Like do you kids remember Friendster? Back in 2002 I was all OVER that shit. Then Myspace came along and had more hot young girls. And at some point, people just all abandoned that ship and headed to facebook.

Across The Hall Trailer Highlights Lameness

Wednesday, August 27 by

This trailer proves that the world is running out of things. Number One: Good titles for movies. Across The Hall? Really? Come one. Number two, we have run out of good, timely trailers for our daily post.  In the meantime, watch this one and tell me what you hate about it.

Full Version of Rain of Madness Free on iTunes, Maggot

Wednesday, August 27 by

Just in case you didn't get enough fake, jungle action when you saw Tropic Thunder in the theater, you can go check out the full, half-hour long Rain of Madness documentary for free from the iTunes store.

Director of Babylon A.D. Says Screw Babylon A.D.

Wednesday, August 27 by

You know it’s never a good thing when people try to ‘distance’ themselves from something. Like how people tried to ‘distance’ themselves from the Titanic or the Hindenburg, or how people step on landmines and get 'distanced' from their feet.

HBO Wusses Out on Preacher Series

Wednesday, August 27 by

Admittedly, I'm not a huge comic nerd, but there are some titles that I'm pretty fond of. Preacher is definitely one of them, which is why it makes me kind of sad that the planned HBO series based on the comics has died a painful death before it ever had a chance to live. The good news is, that we didn't end up with some toned-down version of an epicly violent story.

11 Craziest Moments of Sexy Ann Coulter

Wednesday, August 27 by

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Kiss Each Other on the Mouth

Wednesday, August 27 by

I haven't given a crap about a Jim Carrey movie in quite some time and, frankly, I'd like to punch him right in the face for what he did to The Grinch, but this picture of him getting ready to lay a wet one on Ewan McGregor have been stirring up some shit.

Kristen Bell’s Voice to Star in Astro Boy

Wednesday, August 27 by

For the most part, I hate animated movies, especially when they waste an amazingly hot chick doing voice acting for them. But, Kristen Bell has reportedly agreed to be the lead female part in Astro Boy, which is apparently a story about a creepy-looking, Japanese robot boy who flies around weirding everyone out with his enormous eyes and metal underpants. Hot pictures of Kristen to counteract the nerdiness after the break.

Fast And Furious Trailer

Tuesday, August 26 by

You know who has a weakness for hot cars and hot chicks? Dudes, that’s who. So if this trailer does not make you want to see the movie then you need to reconsider your manhood. This might help remind you what it’s all about.

Ten Gift Ideas For Sir Sean Connery’s Birthday

Tuesday, August 26 by

It’s not easy getting a gift for the best Scottish actor that has ever lived. But we put our heads together and came up with some seriously good ideas. Here they are, in ascending order. 10. Personalized Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones

Amazon Gives New “Release” DVDs a Whole New Meaning

Tuesday, August 26 by

When I was putting together this mornings DVDs that don't suck post, I saw something interesting on Amazon's new releases page. Right above the Elisha Cuthbert rom com, My Sassy Girl was a $40 DVD called "The Best of Penis Massage." Of course I clicked on it, forever ruining my Amazon recomendations for the sake of a laugh.

8 Movie Prisoners We Wouldn’t Mind Having as Cellmates

Tuesday, August 26 by

Jail is not a place I ever want to go. Sure, they probably wouldn't make me race for my life like they did in Death Race, but there would almost certainly be raping and that's not for me, thanks. But jail is different in the movies and these 8 guys might make pretty good cellmates. 8. Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin from The Last Castle

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