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Johnny Mad Dog Trailer

Friday, December 5 by

There is a 99% chance that you will never see this movie. It’s a foreign film and will probably only play in NY and LA for half a week, even after it wins some unpronounceable award at Cannes. We can at least enjoy this clip, which is super intense.

Anna Faris To Make Movie About How Many Dudes She’s Boned

Friday, December 5 by

Ah, the hallowed “magic number.” Dudes inflate it, chicks always leave a lot out, and now Anna Faris is making a movie about it. According to Hollywood reporter "Lady" centers on a woman who goes on a trek through her sexual past in an effort to find Mr.

Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems

Friday, December 5 by

Oscar discovers a $4300 surplus in the budget and Michael must decide between a new copier and new chairs for the entire office.  Of course, he can’t make any decisions by himself, so it takes all day.  Meanwhile, Jim and Pam have a little bit of a fun tiff over the copier/chair debate, and Angela, Andy, and Dwight tour Schrute farms in preparation for the wedding.

BREAKING NEWS: Punisher Is Really, Really Bloody (Red Band Clip)

Thursday, December 4 by

Damn, I was planning on taking my grandma to this one. But after watching this clip I guess we're back on for Madagascar 2. Seriously, John Rambo, are you going to let Punisher War Zone upstage you like this? That's some SERIOUS blood. And exploding heads. And a chair leg through an eye socket.

Link Dump

Thursday, December 4 by

Nerdcore calendar launch (Joblo)The most bizarre

Earth Trailer

Thursday, December 4 by

I spent an entire week getting totally blazed, laying on a floor and watching the Planet Earth series over and over and over again about a year ago. It’s Eco Porn. In the future, documentaries like these are all that we will have to remember the planet. And as I was reminded yesterday: whatever we find, we must consider Mars a hostile planet.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Photo Recaplet

Thursday, December 4 by

Last night was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. Millions of lonely men worldwide watched while scantily clad women costumed as mythical Christain creatures and Roman slut-butterflies strutted in Miami. Does it get any more American Dream than that? Here are a few observations of the affair, with select pictures to match. Protect your neck with gold razor wire.Volunteer to be a part of genetic experiments.Keep your head warmAbdominal support is important, especially when naked.If you hug me, I will CUT you.

Michael Bay’s Amazon Wish List

Wednesday, December 3 by

Even the most famous of famous people want presents. Here's a screengrab of a few things that power director Michael Bay would like to have. I'm probably going to get him the 366 Turducken.  

NBC’s Comedy Night Lineup

Wednesday, December 3 by

The Office and 30 Rock are dropping new episodes tonight. Can this hour of 'must-see TV' be beat?  Prime Time TV

Half Naked Mega-Babes on TV Tonight

Wednesday, December 3 by

Nary does there come a time when the buxom VS Angels (Adriana, Alessandra, Behati, Doutzen, Heidi, Karolina, Marisa, Miranda, and Selita) get to strip down and show the world the…

Seeking A Sexual Tyrannosaur For A Romp In The Park – w4m

Wednesday, December 3 by

Craigslist has some great stuff. Including this movie themed casual encounter request. “Nothing turns me on more then Jurassic Park themed role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.” Wow.

Melting Vaults and Shots To The Head

Wednesday, December 3 by

I should have known that a bank robbery on Fringe would never be as simple as guns and a get away car. A team of men with Loeb (the FBI mole who was introduced" In Which We Meet Mr. Jones") as the leader, are attired in rubber suits and carry enough equipment with them to fill a small room, break into the Philadelphia Mutual Savings Bank.

Lost Sneak Peek Video

Wednesday, December 3 by

J.J. Abrams has been a busy dude. Here's a clip of some of the upcoming season of Lost. Check it.

Lost Sneak Peek Video

Wednesday, December 3 by

J.J. Abrams has been a busy dude. Here's a clip of some of the upcoming season of Lost. Follow it up with a dose of the morning news.

8 Most Famous TV Beers

Wednesday, December 3 by

Beer and TV go together like hookers and blow. And since both of those are illegal AND expensive, why don't you just crack open a cold one and stroll through 8 of TV's best screen-licking brews. PAWTUCKET PATRIOT ALE

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