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Recap: South Park and the Crystal Skull

Thursday, October 9 by

Season 12, Episode 8 "The China Problem". The guys had a long summer vacation and they have clearly saved up some of their frustrations to fuel the fall premiere. Eric and Butters take on our former Olympic hosts, the Chinese, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny try to nail George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg for "raping" Indiana Jones. Yes.

Eric Cartman’s 9 Most Evil Moments

Wednesday, October 8 by

South Park is back for the second part of season 12 and it has reminded me of how much I love hating Eric Cartman. That little boy has done some truly messed up stuff and this is some of the worst. Or should I say best? Whatever. 9. Molesting Butters

Mid Week Hump Dump

Wednesday, October 8 by

For the record, I would let Rachel Ray thread my corn. As long as she’s gentle. And does not have any hot sauce on her paws. It's truly amazing that this one got past the producers. And every day there are lots of things that get past us. Here are just a few.

Kremlin Gets Into Movie Biz

Wednesday, October 8 by

Second Commie-related post of the day. Here’s one from the International News Desk. The Kremlin is looking to have a ‘closer’ relationship with the movie business. If there’s anything we’ve ever learned about film, it’s that the way to make good ones is to put a government bureau in charge of it.

Che Trailer (In Spanish)

Wednesday, October 8 by

We know that we have been REALLY bad about staying good on our word of translating all posts into seven distinct world languages. So today we just wanted to extend a big hearty buenas! to our Spanish speaking Audience and put up this trailer of Che. Que Bueno! Fiesta! Naranja!

BREAKING NEWS: GEORGE CLOONEY GROWS MOUSTACHE

Wednesday, October 8 by

Guys, this one is right off the wires, so we only have one picture to substantiate it.  We left about 17 messages with George’s publicist but have not received a confirmation as of yet. There is some speculation that the moustache is not real, and is just part of an elaborate publicity stunt on the part of the Clooney camp.

Role Models

Wednesday, October 8 by

Here's The official blurb:

Want to Write for Screenjunkies?

Wednesday, October 8 by

We only have so many eyeballs, which means we need a little help covering every little thing that happens on TV. We're looking for aspiring writers, or at least people who speak English, to write some episode recaps for us. You'll get a byline and everything. If you want in, send a sample recap of the latest episode of your favorite TV show to FeedbackATscreenjunkies.com.

Review: Role Models

Wednesday, October 8 by

Stiffler’s inane pretty-boy-where’s-my-car antics were never really my bag of cats. But every once in a while a movie can come along that’s just good enough to redefine an actor for you. Tropic thunder did it with Tom Cruise. And Role Models accomplished this by pairing Sean William Scott with Paul Rudd, a great clash of pussy-chasing eternal optimism and thirty something angst-frump. It was thoroughly enjoyable. 

Contest: Fill the Bubble With Funny

Wednesday, October 8 by

Halloween is fast approaching, so for this week's contest I decided to use a grab from one of the most disturbing scenes in movie history: The ending of Sleepaway Camp. So, REGISTER AN ACCOUNT SO WE CAN CONTACT YOU then leave a comment with something hilarious to go in that bubble. If you're the king of LOL, you get a copy of Patholog on DVD.

Is There a Plot Against “American Carol”?

Wednesday, October 8 by

The makers of spoof comedy, American Carol are claiming that theaters that don't agree with the film's political content are fudging the numbers by giving people the wrong tickets, thus making it look like the film is an even bigger failure than it already was. Poor Kelsey Grammer.

Bonus Features: Tuesday’s Links

Tuesday, October 7 by

When Vlad Putin is not busy forcefully taking over massive energy companies and shelling pipelines in Georgia, he drops some sick Judo moves. AP had this video and I thought it was pretty great. Apparently he has an instructional DVD coming out. Judo is the new communism. So check out the links, dear brothers.

This Week’s DVDs That Don’t Suck: 10/7/2008

Tuesday, October 7 by

I have been working my way through the Godfather DVDs that were released a couple weeks ago and it's blowing my mind. It's amazing how good those movies…well, the first two movies are especially after Coppola got back in there and tweaked the look. Nothing quite that epic this week, but still a really solid week to blow your paycheck on movie discs.

Mess With This Exclusive Zohan Clip

Tuesday, October 7 by

Adam Sandler's latest flick, You Don't Mess With the Zohan hits DVD today, but we have this exclusive clip that shows some of the stunts before the wires were edited out. It's actually pretty cool to see how they made him swim like a dolphin. I have to get some of those wires and a helicopter for next time I go to the beach.

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Tuesday, October 7 by

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