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Angels And Demons Trailer

Friday, October 31 by

I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking the same exact thing. Tom Hank’s ass looks HOT in that suit!  That’s not what you were thinking? You were thinking that this looks a lot like the DaVinci Code? Wait, thats a good point. Does this one have Audrey Tautou?  No? Damn.

Courting Condi

Friday, October 31 by

Buzz McCallister, the older brother from Home Alone, is all grown up and starring in this musical docu-tragi-comedy about his infatuation with Condoleeza Rice, and his subsequent quest to hook up with her. WTF?!?!  Strangely enough, this movie looks pretty hilarious (note Dad's reaction to his son's proclamation of love for Ms. Rice in the 'Sizzle' trailer).

Doc Watch: Courting Condi Sizzler

Friday, October 31 by

Damn, who wouldn’t want to hit that? Basically runs foreign policy. Concert pianist.  Professor at Stanford. Gap in her teeth so large you could floss it with an extension cord (one of the heavy duty orange ones). What I’m trying to say is that this “doc,” starring the big brother form Home Alone looks kind of amazing. 

30 Rock Do Over

Friday, October 31 by

The season 3 opener begins with Liz strolling to work when she is pleasantly surprised to see Jack pulling up next to her in a limo.  When he is asked by Liz how he managed to get out of his government job Jack responds vaguely that he's not at liberty to say due to it's classified natu

Bin Laden Was A Community Oraganizer

Friday, October 31 by

If I do end up going out to any Halloween parties this weekend I’m totally going as a “Community Organizer.” That’s going to be the hottest costume on the block. Oversized T-Shirt, clipboard with some extra pens, a pair of Crocks with smart wool socks.  I can totally scrape that together at 6pm tonight.

The Office Employee Transfer

Friday, October 31 by

Dwight and Andy have another one of their epic clashes, Pam discovers that Jim’s brothers are a couple of jerks, and Michael and Holly encounter some relationship troubles as they’re cramped in the cabin of a truck with Darrrell on an eight hour drive.Why so Serious?

Morning News With Boo Bees

Friday, October 31 by

For Halloween two years ago I was a life sized home pregnancy test. I was so proud of myself for that costume. I ran around Sixth Street in Austin like the world was ending with people yelling EPT and trying to convince girls to pee on me.

Morning News Roundup

Friday, October 31 by

Samuel L. Jackson and Maggie Cheung join the cast of Inglourious Bastards (/films) New Valkyrie trailer now online (Empire) Changeling writer to pen Forbidden Planet (HollywoodReporter) BBC exec resigns over Brand scandal (Variety)…

Slumdog Millionaire

Thursday, October 30 by

Director Danny Boyle takes a break from zombies that run and deadly drug farmers to tell an endearing story about a poor Indian teenager who makes it on the Hindi version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire! Except he's not in it for the money, rather for a girl, who is a humongous fan of the show. Love and gameshows!

Noah Wyle Must Owe Hookers Money Links

Thursday, October 30 by

I try really, really hard not to post one trailer right after another. But I just came across this one. It might get the prize for worst ever.

Slumdog Millionaire Trailer

Thursday, October 30 by

Yesterday we had the teaser. Today we have the trailer.  I wonder what tomorrow will bring? Maybe some merchandise? Like an x-tra plush Slumdog Ganesh doll? Or a Lego Build Your Own Slum Set?  They should at lest have some clothing. Lord knows there were enough little kid extras to sew those together on set. 

UPDATE: Joaquin Talks Like A Stroke Victim

Thursday, October 30 by

Oh man, we mentioned yesterday that Joaquin was going to give up acting to pursue his music. But this clip makes me think he’s totally punking the reporter about the whole thing. Either way its really weird and awkward and fun to watch. He makes Busey look sober. Thanks to special Joaquin correspondent Nat for the tip.

Saw School Musical

Thursday, October 30 by

Black20 has had some viral internet GOLD. They have brought us such wonders as The PG Version Of 300 and Journey At the Center of The Earth. This is a quasi mashup recut of Saw and High School Musical.

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