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Behold, The Most Poorly Photoshopped Movie Poster of All Time: “Hit By Lightning”

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Does Jon Cryer really have the torso of a 13 year-old boy and the head of a brontosaurus?

Here's Jordan after the accident.

Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again

Wednesday, October 1 by

GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!

Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

The 6 Most Terrifying Movie Religions

It’s not all bake sales and underground bingo racketeering when cinema tackles the spiritual genre. With various takes on gods, fate, and fortune these are the six most terrifying movie...

The 5 Most Badass Movie Marines

7 Movies With Dragons You Forgot Had Dragons

With the tests, the relationships, and finding your keys on a daily basis it’s no wonder that your memory isn’t what it used to be; especially for films. Normally unforgettable,...

6 Movie Submarines That Took Sailors To New Depths

There have been many movies over the years featuring the U.S Navy. The more popular that come to mind are "Top Gun," "Tora, Tora, Tora," and "Men of Honor." However,...

6 Movie Easter Eggs You Missed The First Time

Gone are the days when all you needed to do to enjoy a movie was turn up at your local multiplex or sit down at your home and simply watch...

5 House Arrest Movies That Will Make You Feel Trapped

Should your misdeeds land you some home-based punishment, you have the option of being mopey or taking it as an adventure to try out every single food delivery service in...

6 Religious Documentaries Every Believer Should See

  Whether you count yourself religious or are merely a Religious Studies-wannabe, the following documentaries offer a heaping amount of insight into some of the best-known religious movements, figures, and...

‘A Walk To Remember’ Quotes

Fans of the film will agree that there are many great "A Walk to Remember" quotes. This inspiring love story stars Mandy Moore and Shane West. Their characters come from...

The 6 Most Awkward Sex Scenes Of All Time

  There are several movies featuring fantastic sex scenes. Some are steamy while others are funny. Meanwhile, there are some that are so sexy they take your breath away. On...

The Best Forest Fire Movies Ever Made

  With the exception of the Wicked Witch and those corn running aliens from “Signs,” there just aren’t that many villains out there today that can be defeated by water....

8 Of the Worst Movie Plot Twists of All Time

  It’s hard for directors and writers to create a clever movie twist. It’s got to come out of nowhere, yet have traces in the story that’s just been. It...

6 Rap Battle Scenes You Don’t Have To Be A Hip Hop Fan To Love

There was a period in the mid '00s whenever single rapper who could grip a microphone looked to become an actor. There were a few that excelled in the role...

Star Wars The Clone Wars Episodes

George Lucas hasn’t done anything right for a while. Not since creating the greatest trilogy ever anyway. After that he tried to increase their awesomeness with three asinine

6 Western Shootouts Every Action Fan Should See

Of course, we're using the term "ballet" metaphorically here–it's unlikely that any of the characters in Sam Peckinpah's rough and tumble western classic "The Wild Bunch" have ever set foot...

6 Espionage Movies You Havent Seen But Absolutely Should

  Espionage movies is just another way of saying spy films. These are great suspense flicks because it's difficult to tell the good guys from the bad guys. They're also...

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