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Remaking classic films seems easy. Just take the original and add zombies. Or Rihanna.

She’s being fitted for a corset as I type this.

Can we get Chris Hansen involved in this please?

Next, see Ryan Reynolds as the world’s tallest dwarf.

Sometimes, for really important movies, studios and producers hire “writers” for movies. This is one such instance.

And some she probably shouldn’t.

The “Mad Men” team is one big happy family again. Now they can go back to telling stories about a bunch of really unhappy ones.

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this movie like the plague.

Steve Carell and Keira Knightley take a roadtrip together to find his high-school sweetheart, then get smashed by an asteroid. Seriously.

This film explores the leather fetishes of the brother-sister-team. It will be over six hours long…

In case you’re curious who the whimsical-looking dork accepting the Oscar for Best Animated feature during the 85th Academy Awards is, his name is Dan Scanlon.

MTV has saved a handful of awkward young male actors from a career of having to do American Pie spin-off films.

Focus groups show that midgets upset toddlers age 30-42 months.

Tyler Perry’s t-shirts are as witty and fun as his films.

He’s voicing Optimus Prime’s older brother. Because he’s awesome.

NBC might stand for “No Boob Censorship.”

No way Burton is passing the requisite background check.

Rule 4: Expand the franchise to television.

I got my ass kicked in this year’s Peabody Awards pool.

The director of his documentary also talks about the no stopping.

Or he might just be a friend of Will Smith’s.

Be extra nice to all old people you see in public, because you might be on an NBC prank show.

Crisis on Infinite ‘Superman’ Movies

‘Finding Neverland’, ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’, and more headed to the Broadway stage.

McBride wants to make it very clear though that he’s not high while he’s writing a script.

He’s guest starring on “Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza,” where he’ll also probably call Colin Mochrie a pussy.

If you think Michael Bay movies are just mind-numbing explosion-fests, you’re totally right. At least, that’s what these screenshots seem to confirm.

Suit up, grab your weapons and check yourself for breast cancer. “Archer” officially got picked up for a third season.

The doctor is no longer “in.”

Geoffrey Rush will voice Tomar-Re in Warner Bros. upcoming ‘Green Lantern’ film. Will Tomar take Admiral Ackbar’s throne as the hot new alien fish man for nerds?