Featuring product placement from Sbarro?
This means more Dee Dee and not so much Mandark.
Anybody wanna buy a gigantic, cross-platform adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘Dark Tower’? I know a bunch of guys looking to sell.
As writer Mark Boal furiously adds a happy ending to the script, ‘Kill Bin Laden’ has found one of their leads: Australian actor Joel Edgerton.
Vaughn has joined the cast of Lay The Favorite, starring alongside Bruce Willis and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Hopefully his role is at least somewhat money.
All that childhood wonder in his eyes makes me absolutely sick.
‘The Three Stooges’ reboot was at one time going to be headlined by movie stars like Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro. Now it’s a bunch of 90′s TV stars.
Shakur wrote a screenplay called ‘Live 2 Tell’, which he wrote in prison, that just recently was purchased by NStar Studios. Some inmates beat up smaller guys for cigarettes, Shakur wrote a screenplay.
My Little Pony with voices from Hot Fuzz is nothing short of awesome.
When Lincoln rolls, he rolls deep.
The fact that Cameron Diaz is in this film is actually more disturbing than childbirth itself.
It will be the most non-threatening knock-down, drag-out battle this world has ever seen.
He’s being forced to kiss Julia Roberts’ ass.
Judging by the entertained looks on their faces, they must not be watching one of their own movies.
Or maybe ‘Triplets’ with Justin Bieber.
The world’s most annoying man has hired the world’s second-most annoying man.
He’s pioneering new ways of showing people doin’ it.
The best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.
They got Bentley!
His adorable stammer will fetch many a dubloon.
It’s action! It’s comedy! It’s an ‘action-comedy’!
Daniel Stern is buried in the basement.
The writers of ‘Cowboys & Aliens’ have been hired to come up with sexy, tomb-based scenarios.
Jay Baruchel is looking to get his Final Draft on by adapting the comic ‘Random Acts of Violence’ and rewriting ‘Exorcism Diaries’.
Will you be able to get through an “Emmys” broadcast without falling asleep? Are you… a “survivor?”
Cooper played Perry White in the awesome 70s/80s ‘Superman’ movies, and started out as a successful child actor.
With elegant moves like these, who needs the Black Swan or the frigid White Swan?
I don’t make nearly that much for crying, macho or otherwise.
Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (‘Catfish’) have been hired to direct ‘Paranormal Activity 3′, not the making-of documentary.