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So Now Bradley Cooper Isn’t Playing ‘The Crow’
Tuesday, August 16 by

Quick! Get the second-most improbable actor’s agent on the phone.

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‘The Lone Ranger’ Was (Rightfully) Shut Down Because It Had Werewolves In It
Monday, August 15 by

It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.

Brad Pitt: more prone to nosebleeds than other Hollywood heartthrobs.
Brad Pitt Eyes ‘The Gray Man’, But Not In A Creepy Way
Monday, August 15 by

It’s rude to stare, Brad.

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Other Jeff Buckley Biopic Decides To Cast Reeve Carney
Monday, August 15 by

If he survives ‘Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark’.

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Kevin Smith’s ‘Hit Somebody’ Will Be Two Movies Because That Makes Sense For A Hockey Comedy
Monday, August 15 by

He had a hard time getting down to only two. The films will be released with a scant 14 conversations about Chewbacca’s genitals.

This is what hell looks like.
TLC Decides We Know Enough About Kate Gosselin And Her Kids, Cancels ‘Kate Plus 8′
Monday, August 15 by

‘Kate Plus 8′, we hardly knew ye. Seriously. I never watched that show.

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Van Damme Will Fight Aliens Next In ‘UFO’
Monday, August 15 by

His foot will make first contact with their faces.

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‘World War Z’ On Location: Glasgow For Philly
Monday, August 15 by

Scots look like Americans when they’re backlit just right.

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David Lynch’s Album Drops In November
Monday, August 15 by

Move over, Jay-Z and Kanye.

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Daniel Tosh Getting Animated For ‘Brickleberry’
Monday, August 15 by

Comedy Central loves paying this guy.

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‘Breaking Bad’ To Remain Awesome For Two More Seasons
Monday, August 15 by

Sixteen more. That’s all you get!

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Myers In For ‘Austin Powers 4′: Shagadelic, Horny, Yeah Baby!, Etc.
Friday, August 12 by

The real news here is of course the return of Seth Green to the hearts and minds of America. Scotty do. Scotty do, indeed.

I only approve of women gaining weight for roles in fetish films, thank you.
The Time Is Upon Us: ‘Bridget Jones 3′ Is Moving Forward
Friday, August 12 by

I love Bridget Jones. But then again, I like my women THICK.

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Megan Mullally And Nick Offerman To Share ‘Gay Dude’
Friday, August 12 by

They’ll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.

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Cranston Now Writing And Directing His Own Movies, Thank You
Friday, August 12 by

This is classic mid-life crisis behavior.

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Disney Wants Mark Romanek’s Take On ‘Cinderella’
Friday, August 12 by

They want him to park his pumpkin car in their ‘Cinderella’ garage.

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Farewell.
Friday, August 12 by

This managing editor is moving on.

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Justin Lin No Longer Head Of ‘Highlander’ Reboot
Friday, August 12 by

Summit is searching for a new director to poop on my childhood.

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Jonathan Demme Teams Up With Stephen King To Stop JFK’s Assassination
Friday, August 12 by

Demme’s headed to Texas for ’11/22/63′.

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Taylor Lautner Still Running, Hiding In Second ‘Abduction’ Trailer
Thursday, August 11 by

They shot his fake dad!

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AMC Threatens ‘The Walking Dead’ Cast
Thursday, August 11 by

Keep your mouth shut or you’re Zombie Chow.

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Dreamworks Slowly, But Confidently, Walks Away From Fuqua’s ‘Southpaw’
Thursday, August 11 by

On the upside, this should free up Fuqua to attach himself to many, many new projects.

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Barefoot Bandit Is Going To Make More Money Than You
Thursday, August 11 by

Perhaps he can now afford shoes.

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Netflix Instant Distractions Of The Week
Thursday, August 11 by

Camcorders, hippies, and a homeless vigilante.

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Cinemax Prepping Coolest Amish Show Ever With Alan Ball
Thursday, August 11 by

Beards. Will. Fly.

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David Yates Heads West For ‘The Stand’
Thursday, August 11 by

This will make Contagion’s super-flu look like the mumps.

Good help is so hard to find...
Is ‘The Help’ Lawsuit Complete B.S.?
Wednesday, August 10 by

Maybe, but not necessarily.

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Links Away: John Stamos Teaches You How To Cuddle
Wednesday, August 10 by

The man is an expert. Take notes.

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Morgan Freeman To Drop The Curtain In ‘Now You See Me’
Wednesday, August 10 by

A good Morgan Freeman always reveals his tricks.

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‘World War Z’ Plot Revelation: It’s Not Really Like The Book At All
Wednesday, August 10 by

For starters, I don’t remember Brad Pitt being in the book…at all.