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MILF: Mutant I'd Like To (Fornicate With)
Fox Greenlights ‘X-Men: First Class’ Sequel (‘X-Men: Second Class’?)
Friday, November 4 by

We’d also accept X-Men: Double D

Sunny
New ‘Sunny’ Clip Shows The Gang Breathing Down Zuckerberg’s Neck
Thursday, November 3 by

The gang joins Facebook.

This witness was too scared to testify as to what he saw.
A Proportionate Response: Wife Smothered To Death After Smashing Husband’s ‘Star Wars’ Toys
Thursday, November 3 by

He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.

The horse was scheduled to be euthanized, which makes this in no way objectionable.
Nude Girl Buys Horse, Shoots It, Then Resides In Its Corpse A La ‘Empire Strikes Back’
Thursday, November 3 by

Yeah, we got pictures.

This is harder than Sophie's Choice.
Tracy Morgan And Eddie Griffin Both Vying To Play ODB In Wu Tang Biopic
Thursday, November 3 by

This is more difficult than Sophie’s Choice.

Moments later, he bit through his bottom lip and there was blood everywhere.
Taylor Lautner Surprises Us By Producing, Starring In A Gus Van Sant Film, Reading The ‘New Yorker’
Wednesday, November 2 by

I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.

He's got his own armor and everything.
Joel Edgerton In Talks To Grease Up For ’300: Battle Of Artemisia’
Wednesday, November 2 by

Are his abs up to the challenge?

I think that might be photoshopped...
Michael Shannon Thinks Your Theory About Zod’s Costume Is Stupid
Wednesday, November 2 by

And he’s probably right.

Picture this but even nakeder.
Amanda Seyfried To Porn It Up In ‘Lovelace’
Wednesday, November 2 by

She’s the new Heather Graham.

If you saw this picture and thought "Tyler Perry," you're a horrible racist.
Manure Prices Plummet, Movie Ticket Prices Drop Accordingly
Tuesday, November 1 by

If you saw this picture and thought “Tyler Perry,” you’re a horrible racist.

Ryan Murphy, you know sex, you tiny, newsboy-capped bastard!
‘American Horror Story’ Picked Up For Second Season…ON HALLOWEEN!
Tuesday, November 1 by

It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.

How'd this ever get canceled?
‘Green Lantern’s’ Martin Campbell Reduced To Directing ‘The Fall Guy’
Tuesday, November 1 by

Seriously. ‘The Fall Guy’?

Even in animated form, Reynolds absolutely OWNS the blazer/turtleneck look.
Sterling Archer’s Hero, Burt Reynolds, To Appear In Season 3
Monday, October 31 by

Burt Reynolds will play a guy trying to sleep with Archer’s mom.

Fox thinks you might like this weird family more than 'Allen Gregory'. For realsies.
‘Allen Gregory’ Did So Poorly Last Night That Fox Bought Some More Eps Of ‘Bob’s Burgers’
Monday, October 31 by

That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.

"When do we roll?"
John Goodman To Pull A Piece On The Coen Bros’ ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’
Monday, October 31 by

Things are going to get loud and sweaty.

Jeez, you get your client a gig saluting ONE brutal dictator and this is the thanks you get?
Hilary Swank Fires Manager Over The Whole Tyrannical Dictator Birthday Party Thing
Monday, October 31 by

Jeez, you get your client a gig saluting ONE brutal dictator and this is the thanks you get?

justin-timberlake-snl
Justin Timberlake To Get Folky With The Coens?
Saturday, October 29 by

He’s bringing folksy back.

Strike Back
You’ve Got Another Chance To Catch ‘Strike Back’ On Cinemax
Friday, October 28 by

If you missed it the first time around, you’re not too late.

I suggest a "Freddie Mercury/Salvador Dali hybrid" for you.
Watch ’40 Moustaches in 100 Seconds’ And Help Fight Prostate Cancer
Friday, October 28 by

Even if you’re sick of the whole mustache thing, you have to like this because it’s for charity, and people will think you’re a bastard if you don’t.

Oh, man! I know for a fact that Kevin Sorbo HATES being trapped in coffins, so this should be awesome!
Shameless Plug: Watch This Trailer For ‘Coffin’ Or I’ll Kill You
Friday, October 28 by

Your studio apartment doesn’t seem so small anymore, does it?

He's the anti-Sheen. He represents all that is good and pure in this world.
Bill Murray To Be The Yin To Charlie Sheen’s F*cked-Up Yang In ‘Charles Swan’
Friday, October 28 by

Now if they could just get rid of Charlie Sheen.

Who in their right mind wouldn't want to tell this story?
Craig Gillespie On ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’: “I’m Out This Bitch!”
Friday, October 28 by

Just put Edgar Wright on it and call it a day.

He's gonna need to make a run and buy some more fame juice.
Charlie Sheen And His New TV Show Get Picked Up By FX
Thursday, October 27 by

My research hasn’t turned up any signs of Chuck Lorre’s involvement in the show.

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian, too.
Samuel L. Jackson Is Hollywood’s Highest-Grossing Actor
Thursday, October 27 by

And that’s not even considering all the money he makes from wearing Kangol hats and laughing uproariously at the Oscars.

From Jim's last visit to Coney Island.
NBC Does Something Right: Gives Jim Gaffigan A Show
Thursday, October 27 by

Nice move, NBC!

With Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and everything!
Farrelly Brothers Plan A Legitmate Sequel To ‘Dumb And Dumber’
Thursday, October 27 by

With Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and everything!

I never said it was a "good" song. I even double checked to make sure I never made that representation.
Yup, Tim From ‘Tim And Eric’ Can Make A Weirder Herman Cain Ad Than Herman Cain Can
Wednesday, October 26 by

This is where I would put in my interpretation of the video you’re about to see, but it’s a ‘Tim and Eric’ video, so that’s impossible.

Photo via HackingNetflix.com
Infographic: The Netflix Exodus In Perspective
Wednesday, October 26 by

What do 800,000 customers really look like?

F*ck yeah, that's Norbit!
Eddie Murphy To Try Something New With A Family-Oriented ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show
Wednesday, October 26 by

I could see “Axel F” being redone by Cut Copy or Chromeo.

"Then we'll add a filter that makes it suck in post."
Steven Spielberg Didn’t Like ‘Indiana Jones 4′ Either
Wednesday, October 26 by

Once again, the blame is on George Lucas.