“The last movie I saw in a theater was Cocoon, with Wilford Brimley.”
They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.
It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.
Lots and lots of undead gore.
No nude scenes, please.
It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.
Hopefully he’ll be cast in the role of Bad Motherf***er.
‘Patti once pulled a man’s arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.’
The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.
Step aside, movies released in the past 15 years.
We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.
Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.
Guess whose making a reality show.
They’ll be wearing wings and fig leaves respectively.
It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.
I see what they did there.
All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.
Somehow Val Kilmer isn’t in this movie.
He’s far too busy for all of these sequels.
He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’
James Cameron is chomping at the bit.
It’s a good thing he can’t feel any pain.
“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”
Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.
He’d better have a damn good reason.
She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.
It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.
Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”
Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.