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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas
Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

This ain't so bad!
Join The #HungerGames100 Poster Puzzle Hunt… Or I’ll End You
Thursday, December 15 by

I mean it. Join now, or else.

We'll buy whatever he's selling. After all, he was on 'Growing Pains'.
HBO Still Going Apeshit With New Shows, Gets A Leo Dicaprio Medical/Mafia Drama
Thursday, December 15 by

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

They look so peaceful, just lying there.
Here Are Your Fairly Predictable Golden Globe Nominees
Thursday, December 15 by

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

Meanwhile, in the 90's.....
‘America’s Got Talent’ Got Howard Stern
Thursday, December 15 by

The show could get an in flux of dwarf tossing.

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‘Biggest Loser’ Season Twelve: Before & After (PICS)
Wednesday, December 14 by

You’ve come a long way, baby!

To be fair, David Cross hasn't seemed to enjoy ANYTHING in at least a decade.
David Cross Didn’t Like Working On ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked’ That Much
Wednesday, December 14 by

I’ve heard from three different people that Theodore is incredibly difficult to work with.

It also says that he invented the printing press. That can't be right.
Steve Guttenberg Is Just Now Receiving A Star On The Walk Of Fame
Wednesday, December 14 by

I wrote one letter a day for almost 28 years. I feel vindicated.

For this picture to convey the subject matter of this article, please imagine that it is playing audio at an unbearably high volume.
FCC Passes Act To Regulate TV Ad Volume, Gave It Nifty Acronym
Tuesday, December 13 by

Remain CALM.

They look really happy. I mean like in love.
Hulk Hogan’s Ex-Wife Claims The Hulk Was Gay With Brutus Beefcake
Tuesday, December 13 by

Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…

He really didn't ever stand a chance.
Mike Myers To Milk ‘Austin Powers’ For Sweet, Sweet Broadway Money
Tuesday, December 13 by

It can’t be as bad as ‘Spiderman.’

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31 Hilarious Screencaps From ‘The Jerry Springer Show’
Tuesday, December 13 by

Someone’s gotta feed the animals.

Now this is what a New York apartment looks like.
Judd Apatow’s New HBO Series ‘Girls’ Gets A Trailer
Monday, December 12 by

I want these girls to challenge the ‘Sex and the City’ girls to a fight.

Genius!
We’ve Got The Treatment For Garry Marshall’s Next Romantic Comedy, ‘Wedding Day’
Monday, December 12 by

I’m pretty sure this is real.

Ice Cube doesn't really feel like answering any questions about 'The Comebacks' right now. Please sit your cracker ass down.
Ice Cube Returning To Thug Life In FX Vigilante Series, Will Presumably Use His AK
Monday, December 12 by

In the pilot episode, he performs a home invasion on those kids from ‘Are We There Yet?’

Even when history dictates a character will die, HBO still manages to surprise us.
HBO’s Rich History Of Shocking Character Deaths
Monday, December 12 by

If only I could include Carrie Bradshaw on this list.

"Familiar is good," the studios chanted. "Familiar is good."
2011′s Highest-Grossing Films Were All Sequels
Monday, December 12 by

And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.

"Ay-oh. Oh-ay."
Daniel Craig Promises ‘Skyfall’ Won’t Suck Like ‘Quantum Of Solace’ Did
Monday, December 12 by

What’s his excuse for ‘Dream House’?

Guess where his other hand is. Seriously. Guess.
Lifetime Is Remaking ‘Blue Lagoon’… Hello? Anyone? Hellooooo?
Monday, December 12 by

There will be no nudity.

If you think this scene isn't soundtracked by an ironically hard-core rap song, you're a fool. A damn fool.
The ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’ Trailer Might Not Be Targeted Towards Men
Friday, December 9 by

I feel like I just gave birth by watching this trailer.

"I really have no idea what you're saying. Are you trying to threaten me? .... Does anyone have a pen and some paper?"
Tom Hardy Is A Real Mushmouth In ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Friday, December 9 by

Much like your mom, he’s having a hard time talking through that mask.

Duh.
Warner Bros Realizes That Guy Ritchie Is Perfect For ‘Man From U.N.C.L.E.’
Friday, December 9 by

Duh.

R.I.P.
Joseph Farrell Invented The Movie Trailer, But Now He’s Dead
Thursday, December 8 by

Without Farrell, that one guy who does all the voiceovers for trailers would have been homeless.

"I DO like Huey Lewis, Patrick! This is turning out to be a great night!"
‘American Psycho’ Is Getting A Remake
Thursday, December 8 by

That was fast.

Watching 'Swamp Loggers' is now tantamount to singing the National Anthem.
All Politics Aside, Republicans Watch Some Really Shitty Television
Thursday, December 8 by

Then again, Democrats seem to like The View, so I guess they’re both pretty bad.

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In Honor Of Lindsay Lohan: The Playboy Covers Of The Stars
Thursday, December 8 by

They needed the money.

I have that same body language when I hear about new CBS sitcoms.
¡A Preview Clip For ‘¡Rob!’! ¡Terrific News!
Thursday, December 8 by

Over/under on first “Macarena” reference? Episode 6 is my guess.

"Drink this. It makes 'Land of the Lost' more fun to watch."
Will Ferrell For ‘Old Milwaukee’ Beer
Thursday, December 8 by

But only in the Davenport, Iowa Quad City marketplace.

He was 96-years young, which is really friggen old!
Colonel Potter’s Dead, And You Feel Nothing
Wednesday, December 7 by

He was 96-years young, which is really friggen old!

Yup. There's a 'Three Stooges' "origins" story.
‘The Three Stooges’ Trailer Is Exactly What We Thought It Would Be, Yet Somehow Still Disappointing
Wednesday, December 7 by

*Sigh* What were you expecting?