Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.
They just keep f***ing with the wrong Mexican.
It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.
Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.
There’s got to be something better on.
He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?
Brett Ratner need not apply.
She is SO not getting a sitcom now.
It would be pretty cool if this happened.
He brought JCPenney’s to this town
Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.
Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.
Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”
It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?
In other news, the sun came up in the east.
Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.
I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.
In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.
This is the ship we’re looking for.
Kenny Powers back on top-ish.
Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.
Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.
Also, they drink donkey semen.
The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.
You can’t shake showbizz pros.
Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.
With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.
If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.
Charles Bronson versus wolves?