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This man has forgotten more about sex than you’ve ever learned.

Arnold to give patrolling the US borders one more shot.

This Austrian film looks a bit like a great German film, in a very good way.

He’s shooting down rumors with the hope of tricking you into seeing ‘Scream 4′.

WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

This is the spot where I would put a fitting quote from ‘Romeo and Juliet’. I wish I was smarter.

“Hold the onions” -FOX.

You wanted a Dusty Springfield biopic, now you have a Dusty Springfield biopic.

Tim Roth is a decent actor.

And the winners are…

It’s a who’s who of whoever has worked with Joe Wright before.

The fact that ‘Captain America: The Last Avenger’ shot in the UK kinda sucks Henry Cavill-style, but at least they’re dipping their shield into a little American location pie.

Glenn Beck is gonna have to go back to the conspiracy drawing board, because his Fox News show is coming to an end. Who’s behind all this? NPR? The Obama Administration?

Twentieth Century Fox’s marketing team knows: the more words you add to a title, the more money you will make. That is science fact.

Bardem is in final talks to join the adaptation of Stephen King’s book series, which will include three movies and two TV mini-series. Okay, but will there also be a web series and a couple Nintendo 3DS games?

Comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show’) is ready to torment some kids. Or rather, cops pretending to be kids. Or rather… something. We’ll see.

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

At his latest press junket, he gave good indications that Peter Jackson wants Legolas back.

Hulk is his generation’s Hamlet.

He couldn’t just let a perfectly good can of mustache wax go to waste, guys.

Redford will play the guy that introduced the batting helmet to the majors. Also, he helped tear down the color barrier, but mostly the helmet thing.

I don’t care if this casting decision makes any sense. I love it. It’s genius.

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Greg Grunberg will undoubtedly provide the book-on-tape narration.

Carrie-Anne Moss’s career path recently has led her to seriously consider a career in bartending and/or heavy drinking.

Do you think he’ll take off the mo-cap suit while directing?

Sly could have waited a few days at least out of consideration for Wayne Kramer’s feelings, but that’s just not who Sly is.

Let’s hope it’s subtitled.

Darren Aronofsky’s bizarre decision to spend more time with his family has opened up the actor’s schedule for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’.

The key word of this story is “gadgety.”