Albeit a tiny version.
They can’t get enough of the stuff.
But not a word has been spoken regarding Jose Feliciano’s involvement.
At least it can’t be any worse than the original.
Dress classy, dance cheesy, shoot first.
If we choose to go see it, that is.
You make it so hard to love you, Emmys.
With congrats to Tom Berenger AND Tom Bergeron.
The writers of ‘Ted’ are also involved, so no need to introduce everyone to each other.
Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.
Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.
The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.
He’s the only man who could live up to the legend.
I should be frothing at the mouth in anger after hearing “vampire drama.”
HBO is ready to take him out of their freezer.
‘Scary Movie’ brings more good into the world.
Whose next? Ol Dirty and John Ritter?
More damning evidence that this guy was a serious dick.
It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.
Be careful what you wish for…
Sweet land of liberty.
Move over, Rob Zombie.
Emancipation is today’s secret word!
It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.
I’ll hold judgement until I see a Photoshop of him riding a unicorn.
I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.
Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.
It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.
Del Toro gets dicked over again.