Do not click this link until Doomsday.
Hipster Reed Richards approves of this news.
The role’s already taken but nice effort, Willie.
Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?
Unless he isn’t.
Saoirse Ronan is going to look silly in pantsuits.
Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.
Not only is it sturdy and durable, but you can eat off of it when you run out of plates.
They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.
Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.
Chuck Lorre is also winning.
Was only a matter of time.
It will be semi-autobiographical.
NOIR! What is it good for? (Absolutely nothin’!)
I wonder what their favorite decade is?
Yes, it’s another AMC show about a man whose life spirals out of control.
How are they going to pull this one off?
After this season, there will be no more ‘Dexter’ teasers.
We’ve sent our very own Nick Mundy to embarrass himself in front of his childhood hero. Mark Wahlberg was not impressed.
Walmart invades Smallville.
It’s cool the way the mouths almost sync up.
The Shins changed my life, but not for the better.
I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.
The casting gets weirder and weirder by the day.
Michael Bay does not apologize.
I just sort of figured that everyone in America shared one password and Netflix’s revenues totaled only $7.99 per month.
If you can dodge a wrench, you must have lived a pretty hard life.
Weird. I could have totally seen this going either way.