This doesn’t seem like a proportional response.
Don’t act so surprised. Gerard Depardieu does what Gerard Depardieu wants.
I’m going to suspend disbelief that Stiller, Vaughn, and Hill could save us from anything.
Pike will be playing a public defender, which is infinitely more believable than Cruise playing a guy that’s 6’5″, 250.
Dear God, I hope he channels Wooderson from ‘Dazed and Confused’ for this one.
They noticed him in those AT&T commercials and couldn’t pass on this upstart actor.
Time to re-up on the clown makeup.
If one shoots the other, it’s technically suicide.
Oh, so THAT’s what this is about.
His expertise lies predominately in Shaq-fiction, Shaq noir, and Shaqumentary filmmaking.
Tara Reid will not be in attendance.
He should have been more careful with his Social Security #.
Quick! Get the second-most improbable actor’s agent on the phone.
It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.
It’s rude to stare, Brad.
If he survives ‘Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark’.
He had a hard time getting down to only two. The films will be released with a scant 14 conversations about Chewbacca’s genitals.
‘Kate Plus 8′, we hardly knew ye. Seriously. I never watched that show.
His foot will make first contact with their faces.
Scots look like Americans when they’re backlit just right.
Move over, Jay-Z and Kanye.
Comedy Central loves paying this guy.
Sixteen more. That’s all you get!
The real news here is of course the return of Seth Green to the hearts and minds of America. Scotty do. Scotty do, indeed.
I love Bridget Jones. But then again, I like my women THICK.
They’ll be playing parents in separate families, so we can probably rule out lovemaking scenes.
This is classic mid-life crisis behavior.
They want him to park his pumpkin car in their ‘Cinderella’ garage.
This managing editor is moving on.
Summit is searching for a new director to poop on my childhood.