ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.
Put on the suit!
Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”
How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?
“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”
Creo que estoy enamorado.
At least he knows how to use the Google.
What did you do, Ray?!
Good news for nerds everywhere.
A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.
It will be just like the old one, only way less original!
But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.
Welcome to the Swagobah System.
As awesome as this sounds, it could, sadly, put us one step closer to ‘Go-Bots: The Rise of Cy-kill’.
This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.
If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.
This is your world. You’re the creator. There are no limits here.
This is either going to be brilliant, or brilliant but cancelled.
He looks like a sexy Pringles can.
There is no information about the new location in which the filmmakers will now have the gangsters violently murdered.
Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.
There is no stapler.
He’s projecting, guys.
Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.
Lock up your daughters. Seriously.