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You're a dead man, Kenan Thompson.
Fox To Fight SNL With Cartoons
Monday, January 9 by

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

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Kenny Powers > Poor, Underprivileged Children
Monday, January 9 by

Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.

Sweeeet!
There’s A ‘South Park’ RPG
Sunday, January 8 by

Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.

There go my future erections.
The Oscars Trailer Suggests They’re Putting Off Fresh Material For 2013 At The Earliest
Friday, January 6 by

The Oscars want to demonstrate they’re more the same than ever with this parody piece.

Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?
HBO Is Totally C*ck-Blocking Netflix
Friday, January 6 by

Why are Mommy and Daddy fighting?

This seemed like the right picture to use for this story.
David O. Russell Is In Trouble For Groping His Transgender Niece “Out Of Curiosity”
Friday, January 6 by

He Hearts Huckabees…And His Tranny Niece’s New Breasts

She doesn't seem like that bad of a boss.
‘Horrible Bosses’ To Tie Up All Its Loose Ends With A Sequel
Thursday, January 5 by

Oh man, I bet these bosses are gonna be sooooooo bad! Let’s go get drunk, guys!

Down in front!
Naked Guy Arrested At ‘Chipwrecked’ Matinee
Thursday, January 5 by

At least put on some popcorn, guy.

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31 Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps
Thursday, January 5 by

You are NOT the father of the girl who’s afraid of transsexual mustard.

I'd cut my hand off for her.
Lily Collins To Battle Demons In Rebooted ‘Evil Dead’
Thursday, January 5 by

She’d look hot with a chainsaw hand.

On an unrelated note, China's flight attendants are among the world's best-trained and deadliest.
China Found That 2/3 Of Their Shows Were Low-Brow, Cancelled Them All
Wednesday, January 4 by

I smell a rat… a big commie rat.

This video is like a portal into my dark dreams.
It Was A Matter Of Time: ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’ Mom Dresses Daughter Up Like Lady Gaga
Wednesday, January 4 by

Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?

More of this probably
Our 5 Guesses As To The Plot Of ‘Paranormal Activity 4′
Wednesday, January 4 by

A few potential pitches.

"These klowns, honey, gonna make you die."
We’re Getting Closer To A ‘Killer Klowns From Outer Space’ Sequel
Wednesday, January 4 by

C’mon Syfy. Make this happen.

"Run! It's Jennifer Aniston. And she's pissed!!"
Brad Pitt Is Already Making ‘World War Z’ Trilogy Plans
Wednesday, January 4 by

The Zombie Ultimatum?

'The Rocketeer'
‘The Rocketeer: 20th Anniversary Edition’ On Blu-ray
Tuesday, January 3 by

Not bad, but could have used more special features.

The Great Leader will NOT be distracted by that guy to his right giving him the finger.
’30 Rock’ Is Doing Its Best In Dealing With This Kim Jong Il Business
Tuesday, January 3 by

What are they doing in response to the recent news of his death? Not much, man. Not much.

It's Silvio but less jowl-ly!
Netflix Offers A Trailer For Its First Original Series, ‘Lilyhammer’
Tuesday, January 3 by

Fans of Silvio Dante from ‘The Sopranos’, this is for you.

Say what?
You Can Now Understand What Bane Is Saying In ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, January 3 by

“Batman, I’ve planted a bomb in the hmppfff arrmupgh.”

Homies 4eva.
Called That Sh*t: Elton John Wants Justin Timberlake For Biopic ‘Rocketman’
Tuesday, January 3 by

You had your chance, Harland Williams.

"Oh, indeed."
Oh, Indeed: Real-Life Omar Little Jr. Arrested In Baltimore
Monday, January 2 by

Unfortunately, the arresting officer was not named “Bunk.”

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Martin Scorsese Really Into 3D Now
Monday, January 2 by

A Scorsese-blast in America’s face.

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Don Cheadle’s Miles Davis Movie Will Be A “Gangster Pic”
Monday, January 2 by

There will be cubes involved.

This guy rules.
R.I.P. Hollywood Swordmaster Bob Anderson
Monday, January 2 by

There can be only one.

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Clive Owen Did A Burger King Commercial In Spanish
Saturday, December 31 by

Happy New Year!

I won!
Letterman’s Extortionist Has A New Job (And It Sucks)
Thursday, December 29 by

Is working with Paula Zahn community service?

I wanted to memorialize all the girls I banged this summer with a photograph.
2011 Cable Ratings: More People Watching Good Shows, More People Watching Crap
Thursday, December 29 by

20% more people are watching crap like ’16 and Pregnant’.

I'll pass on the New Year's kiss.
Ring In The New Year With ‘The Walking Dead’ Marathon
Thursday, December 29 by

Or go get drunk and kiss people. Choice is yours.

Hi, I'm J.J. High five!
Create Special Effects On Your iPhone Courtesy Of J.J. Abrams
Thursday, December 29 by

Lens flare at the touch of a button.

Seconds later, his metamorphosis into Richie Belding was complete.
The “Ayk” Is Back: Dan Aykroyd To Try Being Funny Again
Wednesday, December 28 by

Let’s hope he does better than Eddie Murphy.