Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.
It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!
The ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’ star has passed away.
Born to be a flop.
If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.
Arnold just wants to act, man.
I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.
Holla at yo’ boi this weekend.
In all fairness, Jews have been making movies about Nazis for years…
But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?
You know your balls taste great when an ice cream is named in their honor. Congratulations, Alec Baldwin!
Damn you, Dexter. You’ve pulled me back in.
If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.
Obviously she’s not a reader.
Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.
Seriously. How many kids are you friends with?
We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.
Now you say his name three times and he appears as a crassly commercial version of himself played by Russell Brand.
Prepare the body double!
Will he wear a fat suit?
Oops. I meant you SHOULD worry.
You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.
They were tired of being relevant anyway.
But that’s almost a month AFTER Grandparents Day!
They’ll have to find comfort in their Grammy Awards.
I wish David Lynch were my grandpa.
They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…
Reel hotels. Real reviews.
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