He better write the script of his life – or he might lose it!
Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.
He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.
It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.
“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.
Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel
Besides the slurping sounds…
If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.
With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.
If this porn biopic didn’t feature Seryfried’s breasts, it would probably be time to riot.
‘The Human Centipede’ series heads in a fresh new direction.
If you eat his mustache trimmings, I’m assuming you become him?
It seems he’s proud of his work.
Try to flex on him? Don’t be silly.
Yelp user Jason O. might now be eligible to join the Writers Guild.
Do they make meth in space?
How will Thor lose his powers this time?
Now that this has been resolved, a nation can exhale and turn its focus to the presidential election.
Yup. We’re currently passing off commercials as entertainment. That’s how slow January is until Sundance rolls around.
The budget negotiations are going to be brutal.
The only downside is that if your pregnant wife gives birth those days, you’ll have a very unpleasant decision to make.
This won’t ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did.
There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.
This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.
Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!
But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?
Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.
Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.