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That ‘Goosebumps’ Movie Is Still Happening, Has A Screenwriter
Sunday, January 15 by

He better write the script of his life – or he might lose it!

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Quentin Tarantino Isn’t A Fan Of ‘Drive’
Saturday, January 14 by

Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.

All Kardashian bashing aside, they do have a really f*cking tasteful foyer.
Anderson Cooper Bans Kardashians From His New Talk Show
Friday, January 13 by

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

"Who Wants To Breath Heavily While Watching TV?"
Paula Deen Has Type II Diabetes. Can You Pass The Butter?
Friday, January 13 by

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.

You hear that? That's the sound of 50,000 hipsters getting an erection because they just found the theme for their next barbecue.
CW Has A Clever Name For Its Dumb Musical Chairs Game Show
Friday, January 13 by

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

I bent my Wookiee!
In Honor Of ‘Toy Hunters’: Jordan Hembrough’s 7 Rarest Toy Finds
Friday, January 13 by

Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel

Photo Credit: MajorSpoilers.com
5 Funniest Things We Overheard On The Set Of ‘Tomb Raider XXX’
Friday, January 13 by

Besides the slurping sounds…

If he wins, this goes on our money.
Stephen Colbert Could Be Our Future Leader
Friday, January 13 by

If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.

Best Beer Advertisement Ever
Glenn Howerton And Various Funny Others Going Down To ‘Coffee Town’
Friday, January 13 by

With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.

It's like this, but with her naked breasts. So really nothing like this.
This Is Important: Amanda Seyfried Will Be Nude In ‘Lovelace’
Thursday, January 12 by

If this porn biopic didn’t feature Seryfried’s breasts, it would probably be time to riot.

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Stop and Watch: The Banned ‘Human Unipede’ Commercial
Thursday, January 12 by

‘The Human Centipede’ series heads in a fresh new direction.

If anyone has a more recent photo, please email it to us.
Hulk Hogan To Shave His Mustache, But Not At All In Response To Those Gay Rumors
Thursday, January 12 by

If you eat his mustache trimmings, I’m assuming you become him?

Gay fish, yo.
Every Musical “Guest” Who Ever Appeared On ‘South Park’ (Gallery)
Thursday, January 12 by

Gay fish, yo.

What he must say about her behind her back.
’2 Broke Girls’ Creator Michael Patrick King Is Gay, So He Can Mock Whoever He Wants
Wednesday, January 11 by

It seems he’s proud of his work.

Why hello there. Will Smith didn't hear you come in.
Will Smith To Host Kids’ Choice Awards. Also, News Is Really Slow Today.
Wednesday, January 11 by

Try to flex on him? Don’t be silly.

If you're Jason O., you should know that these two guys dig your work.
Patton Oswalt, Garry Shandling Act Out A Yelp Parking Lot Review
Wednesday, January 11 by

Yelp user Jason O. might now be eligible to join the Writers Guild.

His previous cartoon experience.
Bryan Cranston To Take ‘Archer’ On A Space Mission
Wednesday, January 11 by

Do they make meth in space?

"I'm here to fix the cable."
Robert Rodat Taking A Hammer To ‘Thor 2′ Script
Wednesday, January 11 by

How will Thor lose his powers this time?

Hello, old friend.
‘Police Academy’ Reboot Will Be Helmed By A ‘Tosh.0′ Director
Tuesday, January 10 by

Now that this has been resolved, a nation can exhale and turn its focus to the presidential election.

Classy
It’s A Slow News Month; Here’s A New Commercial With The ShamWow Guy
Tuesday, January 10 by

Yup. We’re currently passing off commercials as entertainment. That’s how slow January is until Sundance rolls around.

The Mafia was heavily inspired by Queen photo shoots.
AMC Gets Into Bed With ‘GoodFellas’ TV Series
Tuesday, January 10 by

The budget negotiations are going to be brutal.

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“Randy Newman” Sings The ‘We Need To Talk About Kevin’ Theme
Tuesday, January 10 by

It’s toe-tappin’.

If she doesn't end up with Peeta when the dust settles, I swear to Christ, someone's gonna get skullf*cked.
Dork Out Hard By Buying Your ‘Hunger Games’ And ‘Dark Knight’ Tickets Months Early
Tuesday, January 10 by

The only downside is that if your pregnant wife gives birth those days, you’ll have a very unpleasant decision to make.

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The ‘Star Wars’ Porn Parody Looks Funnier Than The ‘Family Guy’ One
Monday, January 9 by

This won’t ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did.

The fact that Kiefer Sutherland can only read digital watches is the worst-kept secret in Hollywood.
Dammit, Chloe: Kiefer Sutherland’s Finally Got That ’24′ Movie
Monday, January 9 by

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

If you live outside LA, this is a great opportunity to witness a collective of actors who have given up on their dreams.
Good News For Its 35 Fans: There Will Be A ‘Party Down’ Movie Shooting In 2012
Monday, January 9 by

This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.

He won't be smiling after this news. Wait. Is that a smile? What the hell is that?
Russell Brand Uninvited From People’s Choice Awards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Monday, January 9 by

Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!

You're a dead man, Kenan Thompson.
Fox To Fight SNL With Cartoons
Monday, January 9 by

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

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Kenny Powers > Poor, Underprivileged Children
Monday, January 9 by

Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.

Sweeeet!
There’s A ‘South Park’ RPG
Sunday, January 8 by

Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.