All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.
OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!
The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.
“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.
In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.
Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.
Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.
Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.
Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)
If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.
Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.
You can smell the obesity.
Free tickets and a delicious snack. Thoughtful!
They’ll stick to the plan if they want their six seasons and a movie.
Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.
Game of Thrones, bitch.
We learn so much.
Lorne Michaels might know but ain’t sayin’.
Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*
Almost looks TOO real.
He’s throwing in the towel… that he previously used to break some guy’s arm.
And things don’t sound good.
Will he be the successor to Gus Fring? No. That would be ridiculous.
And to answer your question, yes, it’s pretty weird.
Your walls will really snap.
The story came about after a Paramount PR rep, wanted you to ask him, just this once, about his affairs.
Prepare for the irony of a pirate show not pirated by anyone on the Internet.
We’re one step closer to ‘Parkour Werewolf: The Film’.
Why aren’t you watching?!
Glue your eyes here for a minute or two.