Ahhhh, zombies are real!
Bye bye, Jay.
He’s like nerd catnip.
Will she suit up as The Wasp?
‘White Collar’ and ‘Burn Notice’ will have to work EXTRA hard now.
Just give Loki his own movie already.
Well, Sundays slipped slightly more in favor of the Lord.
It’s really better just not to care about things.
If you mess with ‘Hunger Games’ continuity, you’ll never see another sunny day.
The only thing more crooked than Joffrey’s advisers is his fiancee’s mouth.
HOW MANY? Keep reading, and be more patient in the future. We’ll tell you.
Maybe the two films got stuck together and no one could get them apart.
Work it, gurl!
Never grow old, Zac.
In the type of story that always seems to surface on Sunday mornings when you least expect it, Phillip Seymour Hoffman has been found dead in his NYC apartment. Deadline…
Stars, they’re just like us.
Let’s hope they snap his neck.
When you find something this good, you don’t let it slip.
He’s the only person that puts Rob Schneider in TV shows anymore.
You’re on notice, ghosts.
This makes three.
Does Jay-Z really need another award nomination?
“We’re talking wieners.”
Minus the zombies.
I’m not taking this pill.
Your boycott when they raised their fees? It did nothing.
Leaning more cool than rude.
I didn’t opt for a winking ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ narrative for this piece.