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17 Magazine Covers More Scandalous Than Kate Walsh’s Naked ‘Shape’
Friday, February 24 by

Kate Walsh posed naked on the cover of Shape magazine…just like everyone else.

Yes, yes. But where do you take it?
The Rock To Break Type And Play Hercules… Hold On, It Gets Better… For Brett Ratner
Thursday, February 23 by

I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Is Logically Doing A Mall Publicity Tour
Thursday, February 23 by

Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.

I hope the resolution is higher than what's depicted here.
Google Going Head-To-Head With Those Bastards From Time Warner
Thursday, February 23 by

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

OBEY
‘The Lorax’ Is Brainwashing Our Kids Says Fox News
Thursday, February 23 by

This is Obama’s fault. Somehow.

Mr. Kruger
George Costanza’s Boss Tried To Kill Himself
Thursday, February 23 by

Did not see this one coming.

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Oscars Ban Sacha Baron Cohen Because They Hate Fun
Wednesday, February 22 by

The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.

Their restrooms are in high demand.
Hooray For Hollywood: Del Taco Toilet Tussle Ends In Broken Bones
Wednesday, February 22 by

At Del Taco, you can get fries with your Mexican food…and a broken arm.

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In Honor Of Ash Wednesday: 24 Ash Williams ‘Evil Dead’ GIFs
Wednesday, February 22 by

Hail to the King, baby.

He usually only streams on fire hydrants.
The Weinstein Company Bypasses Cable For Netflix
Wednesday, February 22 by

Like everyone else, the Weinsteins are getting rid of cable and switching to Netflix.

Project X: Rated R
Project X Twitter Contest Rules
Wednesday, February 22 by

Full Contest Rules

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Nick Offerman Is The New Rainn Wilson; Joins Diablo Cody’s ‘Lamb Of God’
Wednesday, February 22 by

Ron %&^*ing Swanson.

It will be whatever the opposite of 'Ratatouille' is.
Guillermo Del Toro To Freak Kids Out With CGI Epic ‘Day Of The Dead’
Tuesday, February 21 by

Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.

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Good News: NBC Brings Back ‘Community’ – Bad News: It’s Up Against March Madness
Tuesday, February 21 by

Pop! Pop!

Barney has more than a passing interest in world politics.
‘Homer At The Bat’ Is 20 Years Young!
Tuesday, February 21 by

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

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Roger Ebert, David Poland Think ‘Titanic 3D’ Looks Like Crap
Tuesday, February 21 by

Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?

The big screen adaptation of 'Home Improvement' really snagged an impressive cast.
WGA Awards Honor ‘The Descendants’ & ‘Midnight In Paris’ As Movies That Were Written
Tuesday, February 21 by

That’s some fine typing, boys.

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‘Red 2′ Is Apparently Going To Exist, Has A Director
Saturday, February 18 by

‘Red 2: Even Redderer’

I'd definitely buy them underwear.
Michael Bay Forced To Shoot Sequel To ‘Victoria’s Secret’ Commercial
Friday, February 17 by

Suffer the poor artist.

Sheen is such a nice guy, he even gets his picture taken with people he thinks "suck."
Charlie Sheen, As We All Are, Tired Of Pretending Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Suck
Friday, February 17 by

Tiger blood, and what have you.

Interesting, but I have a better idea.
Instead Of Hiring Cirque De Soleil, Turn The Oscars Into The ‘Hollywood Hunger Games’
Friday, February 17 by

“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”

Jim Gaffigan when someone brings up affirmative actions. Just kidding. Probably Hot Pockets.
Jim Gaffigan, The Anti-Louie C.K., To Adopt C.K.’s Distribution Model
Friday, February 17 by

It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (possibly) Israel Thornstein.
British Spy Group MI5 Reveals Charlie Chaplin MAY HAVE BEEN A FRENCHMAN!
Friday, February 17 by

Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.

"Mr. Quaid, if you don't stop telling the committee what you'd like to do with our nipples, I will ask you to leave."
Jennifer Aniston And Dennis Quaid Are Going To Star In A ‘Jackie Brown’ Prequel Whether You Think It’s A Good Idea Or Not
Friday, February 17 by

Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.

OH MY GOD! SHE'S GOT A GUN!
America Treated To Two New Jenny McCarthy Shows In Development
Thursday, February 16 by

Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.

He poisons them all.
Gus Fring From ‘Breaking Bad’ Has Found His Way To ‘Community’
Thursday, February 16 by

He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.

I've grown accustomed to your face.
Expect Some Cast Shake-Ups At ‘SNL’
Thursday, February 16 by

What up with that?

I'm fat.
Is Tony Scott Making Vince Vaughn An Action Star?
Thursday, February 16 by

He’s all blows up.

Answers. NOW.
Uggie Will Not Be Attending The Oscars
Wednesday, February 15 by

Aw, hell nah!

If his PR rep had their way, he'd be staring at the 'Big Book of GAY Butts'
Brett Ratner’s New GLAAD PSAs Will Require Lots Of Rehearsing
Wednesday, February 15 by

Get it? Ugh.