Let’s hope these aren’t all of the best parts.
Don’t call bigfoot “Sasquatch.” His mom did that when she was mad at him, and it pisses him off to no end.
And the winner is…
Ed Helms is totally going to find an excuse to sing in this movie.
Like ‘Swimfan’ but newer.
Ray Liotta does what Ray Liotta wants.
I vote for ‘Spaceballs’.
How a pirate show should be.
‘Green Lantern 2: Havana Nights’?
You have two choices before you.
Oh, and there will probably be a girl involved.
“Folk you!” -The Coens.
Don’t worry, there are still zombies.
He’s so fresh off of ‘SVU’ that he’ll probably be peppering his dialogue with “perps” and “buses” when he really just means “criminals” and “ambulances.”
He’s playing a real-life make-up artist who is sent in to remove a fake movie crew from a very real hostage situation.
How much more ‘Breaking Bad’ will we get?
Hint: you can make them parts of a double feature if you’re willing to hide out in the theater for a month.
J. Lo is going to play a successful business woman that adopts, Gosling and Refn continue their courtship, and the ‘Snow White’ casting machine rambles on.
You could record a video of Emma Stone setting all of my friends and family on fire, and I’d probably still pay to see it.
If he thinks our future is going to look anything like his music videos, we need to act NOW.
Kevin Pollak is going to have to find a new impersonation.
Using Aromascope technology, we’ll finally be able to experience the oaky aroma of Joel McHale.
What’s playing this weekend? Glad you asked.
He’s adapting the Gabriel Allon books by Daniel Silva. I wonder if he’ll have a role for Ludacris.
This is going to be so hood.
In this one, a game of ‘Angry Birds’ will expose all the covert ops we have in hostile nations.
Why does this exist?
It’s like ‘Gosford Park’, but with fast cars and machine guns.
Based on the true story of a Rhode Island family and the haunted hijinx that nearly killed them.
Robin Williams will be starring in ‘Patch Adams 2: The Heart Beats On’. Just kidding. I hope you haven’t already smashed your computer.