Once again, the blame is on George Lucas.
Surprisingly, it’s not based on a board game.
Just imagine how well it would do if it had characters we cared about!
Better late than never?
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Sony calls on the master of nerd storytelling.
This is going to be awesome in a “I’m laughing at them” kind of way.
“I can’t beleive we get paid to play ‘Cowboys and Indians’ on steroids.”
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?
File this under WTF?
The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.
He’s been pigeon-holed.
Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.
The people at Fox need to be punished.
Matthew Vaughn is sticking with superheroes.
So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Hey kids, who wants dessert?
How great would it be if the ‘Night of the Living Dead’ guy directed a ‘Walking Dead’ episode? Eh. Not that great, really.
We would all feel a lot better if this guy was a fictional character.
They may be slow, but they’re not that easy to escape from.
Ready the Bullet Time camera!!
I hate to be the one to have to pass this news on to you.
Somehow, Snooki seems rounder than a meatball.
You’ll probably spend the next 15 minutes watching Michael Winslow videos on YouTube.
She’s a bonafide star.
Those people will tear Bruce Wayne apart.
Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.
He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.
Now gay teens will get bullied for being nerds.
Leonard Nimoy: a.k.a. The “Straight” Spock…