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Yeah, I f*ckin' farted. Come at me, bro!
BREAKING: Fetish Group Trying To Purchase Footage Of Nancy Grace Farting
Friday, October 7 by

Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.

Our last line of defense.
Adult Swim Re-Ups On NTSF: SD:SUV
Thursday, October 6 by

At 15 minutes per episode, a new season means a whopping 90 minutes or so of programming the station won’t have to worry about next year.

The show's erotic moments often go overlooked.
It’s Sort-Of Official: The Next ‘Simpsons’ Season Will Be The Last
Thursday, October 6 by

Did someone say “Milhouse Spinoff?” Yes. I did. Just now. I want a Milhouse Spinoff.

It was the '60's.
R.I.P. Charles Napier
Thursday, October 6 by

Hollywood has lost its foremost guy who can play a general.

Steve Jobs via 'South Park'
6 Ways Steve Jobs Changed The Way We Watch Movies
Thursday, October 6 by

From iPads to Pixar, Jobs had a tremendous effect on the world of visual entertainment.

R.I.P.
R.I.P. Steve Jobs
Thursday, October 6 by

This is sadder than the first ten minutes of ‘Up’.

Robert Downey Jr., describing his first sexual experience.
Robert Downey Jr. To Put The System On Trial In ‘Perry Mason’ Franchise?
Wednesday, October 5 by

But will he be a big-city lawyer? The answer is “yes.”

In this story, a hooker will be playing the role of the pie.
Why Yes, Jason Biggs And His Wife DO Hire Hookers From Time To Time
Wednesday, October 5 by

He’s come a long way since f*cking pies.

13th Annual 2009 ACE Awards Presented by the Accessories Council - Arrivals
Lifetime Hatching Lady Gaga Biopic
Wednesday, October 5 by

This is going to be weird.

Is that horse wearing a f*cking sombrero? Oh, man. This remake is going to be IN-SANE!
HOLY SH*T: TV’s ‘Mr. Ed’ Is Gonna Be A Movie
Tuesday, October 4 by

I hope this paves the way for other beloved, irrelevant properties to be made into films, too!

Homer responds with some cuts of his own.
5 Reasons Fox Won’t Cancel ‘The Simpsons’
Tuesday, October 4 by

We call bullsh*t!

They just can't compete with streaming porn.
‘The Playboy Club’ Lasted Longer Than We Thought, Cancelled After Two Episodes
Tuesday, October 4 by

Apparently, sort of looking like ‘Mad Men’ will help your show last two episodes. After that, it has to be good.

Keep your expectations low.
Don’t Get Too Excited For The Return Of Arrested Development
Tuesday, October 4 by

Be careful what you wish for…

Don't forget the black swans.
Paramount And New Regency To Foot The Bill For Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’
Tuesday, October 4 by

Darren Aronofsky won’t have to look under the couch cushions after all.

Hank Willams Jr comapres Obama Hitler, gets fired from monday night football.
Was It Fair To Fire Hank Williams Jr.? Who Cares?
Monday, October 3 by

This is the one good thing Hitler’s ever done.

You can get your ass kicked if you flash that sign in the wrong neighborhood.
J.J. Abrams Prepping A New Mystery Project. Must Be A Day That Ends In ‘Y’
Monday, October 3 by

It would actually be more mysterious if he did a project that wasn’t shrouded in secrecy.

Yes, we all see that you're wearing a watch.
Kiefer Sutherlands Swears ’24: The Movie’ Is Still Happening
Monday, October 3 by

Anybody interested in a ’24′/’Arrested Development’ back-to-back screening?

Let's see how Franklin's living now that Obama's in office.
New ‘Arrested Development’ TV Series And Movie Are Coming
Monday, October 3 by

Holy balls! It’s really happening!

"So, what's my character's story. Oh. Oh god? Yuk!"
Spike Lee Asks Rooney Mara To ‘Please Baby, Baby Please’ Be In ‘Oldboy’
Friday, September 30 by

He did ask nicely.

It worked so well the first time, why not try again?
Steve Carell To Join ‘Moneyball’ Director, Murder A Wrestler In ‘Foxcatcher’
Friday, September 30 by

No foreign objects!

It's National Coffee Day! Ugh.
In Honor Of National Coffee Day: 8 Celebrities With Stunted Growth
Thursday, September 29 by

Here’s a shortlist of Hollywood’s shortest.

This show looks so f*cking fabulous I just threw my desk chair across the room.
Why Did It Take So Long For Nelson Mandela’s Granddaughters To Get Their Own Reality Show?
Thursday, September 29 by

“We’re not the African Kardashians.” – Then why would we watch?

Wes Craven
‘Girls Don’t Always Fall Down’: Our Wes Craven Interview
Thursday, September 29 by

Wes Craven’s talks about remakes, ‘Scream 4′, and strong female characters.

I knew going into this that I was going to use a picture of this guy in a disheveled suit and skinny tie, the only question was, "which picture?"
Zach Braff Takes To Reddit To Remind Everyone He Exists And Starred In ‘Scrubs’
Wednesday, September 28 by

Also, he’s a fan of indie rock and good friends with Donald Faison!

"Smell my finger."
Roman Polanski: ‘Sorry I Drugged And Raped You When You Were 13′
Wednesday, September 28 by

“My bad.”

So long, Andy...
Andy Rooney’s Forgotten Film Reviews
Wednesday, September 28 by

“The last movie I saw in a theater was Cocoon, with Wilford Brimley.”

Angelina regrets signing on for the sequels.
‘Wanted’ Writers Returning For Sequel
Wednesday, September 28 by

They’re the only ones who can almost make some sense of the story.

Can you smell what Susan Sarandon is cookin'? It's a huckleberry cobbler. You boys must be hungry.
‘Snitch’ To FINALLY Pair Up The Rock And Susan Sarandon?
Tuesday, September 27 by

It makes sense, cause I’ve always considered The Rock to be the thinking man’s Tim Robbins.

dead-island
Lionsgate Brings ‘Dead Island’ Zombies To The Big Screen
Tuesday, September 27 by

Lots and lots of undead gore.

It's time for Mick's breastfeeding once again.
Mick Jagger Hires Josh Olson To Pen Adult Thriller, ‘Tabloid’
Tuesday, September 27 by

No nude scenes, please.