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Clearly, she's never watched the show.
Lisa Nolan Walks Off ‘Game Of Thrones’ Over Nude Scene
Wednesday, September 7 by

Obviously she’s not a reader.

Lookin' good, Keith!
Start Procuring The Fake Cocaine For The Keith Richards Biopic
Wednesday, September 7 by

Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.

This is not OK!
36 Movies Where Grown Men Hang Out With Young Boys
Wednesday, September 7 by

Seriously. How many kids are you friends with?

Vote Republican.
Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Movie Gets Bizarrely Good Screenwriters
Tuesday, September 6 by

We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.

A simpler, pre-Depp Burton film.
Warners Bros Gets Behind ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel
Tuesday, September 6 by

Now you say his name three times and he appears as a crassly commercial version of himself played by Russell Brand.

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Carey Mulligan Is Going To Have A Lot Of Sex In ‘I Walk With The Dead’
Tuesday, September 6 by

Prepare the body double!

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Eddie Murphy Could Be Your Next Oscars Host
Sunday, September 4 by

Will he wear a fat suit?

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Don’t Worry. There Are Fast Zombies In ‘World War Z’
Friday, September 2 by

Oops. I meant you SHOULD worry.

The headshots paid off!
David Cross To Bring A Family-Friendly Brand Of Funke To ‘Modern Family’
Friday, September 2 by

You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.

"Take them both, pussy."
Happy Birthday, Neo: The 5 Iconic Keanu Reeves Roles
Friday, September 2 by

Whoa.

So long, Spartacus.
Starz Tells Netflix To Pound Sand (Probably)
Friday, September 2 by

They were tired of being relevant anyway.

Starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler
‘Human Centipede II’ Will Sh*t Class Into Your Mouth On October 7th
Thursday, September 1 by

But that’s almost a month AFTER Grandparents Day!

ACTING!
7 Awkward Rock Star Cameos
Thursday, September 1 by

They’ll have to find comfort in their Grammy Awards.

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David Lynch’s 5 Non-Film Related Hobbies
Thursday, September 1 by

I wish David Lynch were my grandpa.

"See you after the holidays! Er...BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNSSSS!"
‘The Walking Dead’ Gets A Split Season, 90-Minute Premiere, Confused Fans
Thursday, September 1 by

They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…

"Clean room, nice shower."
If Movie Hotels Were Reviewed On Trip Advisor
Thursday, September 1 by

Reel hotels. Real reviews.

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Three Seasons Of ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ In Ten Minutes
Thursday, September 1 by

Get caught up for season four with these season-by-season video recaps.

THR only uses photos of people who look like Hypnotoad.
Another Day, Another ‘Die Hard 5′ Director
Thursday, September 1 by

All that’s left to do is hire stunt doubles.

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Where Are They Now?: Ryan Reynolds
Wednesday, August 31 by

Remember Ryan Reynolds? He’s still alive!

Brains vs. Braun. No. Wait. Braun vs Braun.
Who Wins In A Battle Between Taylor Lautner And The Rock? That’s Right. The Audience Does.
Wednesday, August 31 by

David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.

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HBO Orders ‘Da Brick’ Pilot Dramatizing The Early Days Of Mike Tyson
Wednesday, August 31 by

Finally a show that combines the commentary of ‘The Wire’ with the violence of ‘Game Of Thrones’.

Oil makes Daryl Hannah cry.
7 Protesting Actors Who Got Their Asses Arrested (Besides Daryl Hannah)
Wednesday, August 31 by

Hippies.

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David Koepp In Charge Of Making Johnny Depp Charming In ‘The Thin Man’
Wednesday, August 31 by

Is Depp up for playing a slurry, drunk character across multiple sequels?

I'm made zero differecne today!
Daryl Hannah Arrested At White House Protest; Makes Zero Difference
Tuesday, August 30 by

Well, she can’t get arrested in Hollywood…

"This son of a bitch deserved to die, Captain."
That Bastard Steven Seagal Ran Over 100 Chickens With A Tank
Tuesday, August 30 by

I guess he’s systematically slaughtering chickens now. Please, read on…

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7 Movie Rednecks Nancy Grace Would Love To Exploit
Tuesday, August 30 by

If only these stories actually happened, Nancy would have no time for DWTS…

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9 Work-Related Films To Watch This Labor Day Weekend
Monday, August 29 by

What better way to spend your time off than by watching others work?

Holy mother of shit, this man is handsome.
Josh Brolin To Play A Revenge-Seeking Korean Man In ‘Oldboy’
Monday, August 29 by

But is he deft with a hammer?

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Matthew Fox Got Drunk And Punched A Bus Driver In The Vagina
Monday, August 29 by

In all fairness, there’s not much else to do in Cleveland.

"The Aristocrats!"
4 Films That Prove Dan Aykroyd Shouldn’t Make ‘Ghostbusters 3′
Monday, August 29 by

Stop him before he turns into George Lucas!!