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‘Ghostbusters’ To Be Re-Released This Halloween To Remind Everyone We Don’t Need Another Sequel
Tuesday, September 13 by

If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.

Not pictured: Huge African penis
Trey Parker And Matt Stone Working On A ‘Book Of Mormon’ Film… Eventually
Tuesday, September 13 by

Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.

Who wants shots?!
You Are Old: These 7 Child Actors Can Now Legally Drink
Tuesday, September 13 by

Get ready to feel really, really old.

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Official Bidness: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Directing ‘Highlander’ Remake
Tuesday, September 13 by

He was heads above the rest.

"This skydiving handshakes serves as a legally binding agreement that we will kill whoever tries to remake this film." "Agreed."
‘Point Break’ To Be Remade Because The Universe Hates Us
Monday, September 12 by

Let’s go get drunk.

And the winner is...
9 Sexy Hollywood Aliens Who Could Win ‘Miss Universe’
Monday, September 12 by

These space ladies should have the right to compete too.

You really shouldn't fly with those things on.
‘Top Gun’ Is 3D Now
Monday, September 12 by

Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.

Not what my Monday needed.
‘Sex And The City’ Prequel Series Will Show Us How They All Became So Shrill And Insufferable
Monday, September 12 by

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

R.I.P.
R.I.P. Andy Whitfield
Monday, September 12 by

The ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’ star has passed away.

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Weekend Box Office Report: ‘Bucky Larson’ Has A Sucky Opening
Sunday, September 11 by

Born to be a flop.

That kid from 'Jerry Maguire' sure did grow up fast.
Robert Zemeckis To Make Denzel A Heroic Pilot In ‘Flight’
Friday, September 9 by

If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.

"Stop theese crazy thiiiinngg!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger In Talks For Indie ‘Captive’
Friday, September 9 by

Arnold just wants to act, man.

Note: The first three rows are the "splash zone."
A Porn Studio Is Building An Underground Bunker For The Apocalypse
Friday, September 9 by

I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.

The last dude you want to give fridge privileges.
To Promote ‘The Sitter’, Jonah Hill Is Taking Your Calls
Friday, September 9 by

Holla at yo’ boi this weekend.

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Mel Gibson To Jew It Up With Judah Maccabee Film
Thursday, September 8 by

In all fairness, Jews have been making movies about Nazis for years…

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Charlie Sheen To Become Roman Coppola’s Problem In ‘A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charlie Banks’
Thursday, September 8 by

But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?

I got some on my chin...
In Honor Of Schweddy Balls: 7 Movie And TV-Inspired Ben & Jerry’s Flavors
Thursday, September 8 by

You know your balls taste great when an ice cream is named in their honor. Congratulations, Alec Baldwin!

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A Look At The New Blood In ‘Dexter’ Season Six
Thursday, September 8 by

Damn you, Dexter. You’ve pulled me back in.

Look me in the eye and tell me there isn't a possibility that's Michael Shannon or someone of his approximate carriage.
Michael Shannon Goes All Mo-Cap On Our Asses In ‘Man of Steel’
Wednesday, September 7 by

If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.

Clearly, she's never watched the show.
Lisa Nolan Walks Off ‘Game Of Thrones’ Over Nude Scene
Wednesday, September 7 by

Obviously she’s not a reader.

Lookin' good, Keith!
Start Procuring The Fake Cocaine For The Keith Richards Biopic
Wednesday, September 7 by

Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.

This is not OK!
36 Movies Where Grown Men Hang Out With Young Boys
Wednesday, September 7 by

Seriously. How many kids are you friends with?

Vote Republican.
Ridley Scott’s ‘Monopoly’ Movie Gets Bizarrely Good Screenwriters
Tuesday, September 6 by

We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.

A simpler, pre-Depp Burton film.
Warners Bros Gets Behind ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel
Tuesday, September 6 by

Now you say his name three times and he appears as a crassly commercial version of himself played by Russell Brand.

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Carey Mulligan Is Going To Have A Lot Of Sex In ‘I Walk With The Dead’
Tuesday, September 6 by

Prepare the body double!

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Eddie Murphy Could Be Your Next Oscars Host
Sunday, September 4 by

Will he wear a fat suit?

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Don’t Worry. There Are Fast Zombies In ‘World War Z’
Friday, September 2 by

Oops. I meant you SHOULD worry.

The headshots paid off!
David Cross To Bring A Family-Friendly Brand Of Funke To ‘Modern Family’
Friday, September 2 by

You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.

"Take them both, pussy."
Happy Birthday, Neo: The 5 Iconic Keanu Reeves Roles
Friday, September 2 by

Whoa.

So long, Spartacus.
Starz Tells Netflix To Pound Sand (Probably)
Friday, September 2 by

They were tired of being relevant anyway.