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Get ready to hate and resent him.
‘Despicable Me’ Animators Chipping Away At ‘Woody Woodpecker’
Thursday, November 17 by

Sell out.

This year, Gervais will tell his meanest jokes via a Beaver puppet.
They Like A Little Abuse: Ricky Gervais Back To Host Golden Globes
Thursday, November 17 by

Gervais breaks his two seasons is enough rule.

Rob Schneider has plenty of booze back at his place if you girls wanna join him.
Rob Schneider To Address Exclamation Point-Inversion Epidemic With ‘¡Rob!’
Wednesday, November 16 by

Let this be the news that signified Rob Schneider’s career had superseded Adam Sandler’s, never to be overtaken again.

To Troll A Predator
The Best Of ‘To Troll A Predator’ (By ‘Best’ I Mean All The Vids I Could Find)
Wednesday, November 16 by

This is how they do justice in Canada.

Ironically, I bet these superhero kids probably really turn pedophiles on.
Fake Canadian Superheroes Targeting Pedophiles Via YouTube (No, Really)
Wednesday, November 16 by

This is just really awesome. The costumes, the deception…everything.

"C'mon, Eileen. WHOOOAAA. You know what I mean..."
‘Game of Thrones’ Season Two Crowns Its Lord Of Bones
Wednesday, November 16 by

He sounds far too scary to make wiener jokes about.

It won't be on during the day, because that's when Americans should be working. With their jobs.
5 Possible Premises For Glenn Beck’s New Animated Series
Tuesday, November 15 by

No one makes me laugh like Glenn Beck does.

Who would have thought this ham-fisted toddler comedy would have ever played outside the Borscht Belt? Not me.
Armond White Thought ‘Jack And Jill’ Was Just Great, Thank You
Tuesday, November 15 by

He also thought the war in Iraq was our nation’s finest hour and P.F. Chang’s has pretty authentic Chinese food.

Umm... behind you, bro.
‘The Walking Dead’s’ Jon Bernthal Agrees To ‘Snitch’
Tuesday, November 15 by

Walking dead men tell no tales.

Black magic.
What Is A ‘Magical Negro’ And Why Are They In So Many Films?
Tuesday, November 15 by

If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.

Not dead yet.
Don’t Panic: ‘Community’ Is Not Dead… Yet
Monday, November 14 by

The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn't rule out the regular kind.
Nude ‘Twilight’ Stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart Will Give You A Virus
Monday, November 14 by

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.

The president might want his new girlfriend to get tested.
The President Is Going To Steal Russell Brand’s Girlfriend!
Monday, November 14 by

This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.

This makes money.
Why Adam Sandler Makes Sh*tty Movies (Infographic)
Monday, November 14 by

The answer is in your wallet…and it’s not a really old condom.

How do you challenge my reality, Lego Man?
Warner Bros. Lego Movie Really Coming Together
Monday, November 14 by

Everything is snapping into place.

"Django's wife...she's BOH-ring!" Shit. That's not gonna read at all in print.
Sacha Baron Cohen Also Joining Tarantino’s ‘Django’?
Friday, November 11 by

He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.

Ash battles the Close Talker.
Bruce Campbell Acknowledges He’s Irreplaceable
Friday, November 11 by

No one else is fit to wield his chainsaw.

Muslims finally figured out that the way to be treated with kindness and respect is to appear on a reality show.
TLC Takes Spectacle Television To New Heights With ‘All-American Muslim’
Friday, November 11 by

They opted out of the working title ‘Look At These Weird Muslims!’

He's scary, but not in a conventional way.
David Schwimmer Will Be Playing A Mob Hitman In ‘The Iceman’… Seriously.
Friday, November 11 by

He bores his victims to death.

Frieida Pinto Isn't Topless, uses a body double
Bad News: Freida Pinto Isn’t Really Nude In ‘Immortals’
Thursday, November 10 by

But SOMEONE is!

"Seriously, where is my car?"
Ashton Kutcher’s Sorry For Being So Dumb
Thursday, November 10 by

He’s owned up to it.

Today I learned Brian Grazer's hair on an Oscar creates a guido.
Brian Grazer Accepts Brett Ratner’s Oscars Sloppy Seconds
Thursday, November 10 by

They’re keeping it in the ‘Tower Heist’ family.

It would appear that the Academy just fell for the old "banana in the tailpipe."
Eddie Murphy Bolts From Oscars Due To Bizarre Allegiance To Brett Ratner
Wednesday, November 9 by

In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24′ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

How could you, Ronnie?
‘SNL’ And Shy Ronnie Are Thieves (Allegedly)
Wednesday, November 9 by

A production duo is suing ‘SNL’ over the ownership rights to Lonely Island’s “Shy Ronnie” and “Like a Boss.”

At least it's not 'After.Life'.
Luke Grimes Joins ‘Taken 2′ Which Sounds Crappy
Wednesday, November 9 by

Awwwwww, man.

Insert your own fat joke.
Brett Ratner Steps (a.k.a. Waddles) Down As Oscar Producer
Tuesday, November 8 by

It’s not OK to make fun of people for how they were born, fatty!

Bizarro Waldo was found in Portugal.
If You Want To See A Photo Of Anthony Bourdain Naked On A Pool Raft, You Came To The Right Place
Tuesday, November 8 by

His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)

Alex Murphy was the impetus for the whole "Tai Chi marksmanship" movement.
New ‘RoboCop’ Movie Will Focus On How A RoboCop Is Made
Tuesday, November 8 by

Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.

Science.
Dr. Drew Proves At Least Courtney Stodden’s Boobs Are Real (Video)
Tuesday, November 8 by

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.