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She totally barfs after.
James Cameron To Revolutionize Theme Parks With ‘Avatar: The Ride’
Tuesday, September 20 by

James Cameron is chomping at the bit.

The Comedy Central Roast Of Stephen Hawking
The 9 Harshest Jokes From Comedy Central’s ‘Roast Of Charlie Sheen’
Tuesday, September 20 by

It’s a good thing he can’t feel any pain.

not pictured: Larry Middleman
‘Arrested Development’ Cast Reunites…For A Festival Panel
Tuesday, September 20 by

“So, what’s the latest report on the ‘AD’ movie, guys?”

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John Singleton And Ice Cube Crusading To Make N.W.A. Biopic ‘Straight Outta Compton’
Monday, September 19 by

Crazy mofos John Singleton and Ice Cube are spearheading the effort to get it made.

He does a great Don Johnson.
11 Reasons Kevin Costner Passed On ‘Django Unchained’
Monday, September 19 by

He’d better have a damn good reason.

Comin' at ya!
Frances Bay (a.k.a. Happy Gilmore’s Grandmother) Dies At 92
Monday, September 19 by

She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.

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‘The Simpsons’ Could Get Their Own Channel, In Like Five Years Or So
Monday, September 19 by

It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.

So long, Spartacus.
Damage Control: Netflix Splits Services And Rebrands As Qwikster
Monday, September 19 by

Netflix has been forced to think “Qwik.”

"Hey everyone who made fun of me in middle school; kiss my ass!"
The Emmy Awards Suck Dinklage: A List Of The Night’s Big Winners
Sunday, September 18 by

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!
Fat Chick, Dorks Dominate Early Emmys
Sunday, September 18 by

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!

Coming of Age Movies That Make Men Cry
Weekend Box Office Report: It’s Good To Be The King
Sunday, September 18 by

It’s the circle of box office performance.

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Charlie Sheen To Show Up At The Emmys?
Saturday, September 17 by

This might give the Emmy Awards a special ‘Sheen’ (read: venereal disease).

Future generations will regard SJP's character as the first woman to ever maintain steady employment while raising children.
I Don’t Know Why They Did It: A Blind Critique Of The Message Behind ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’
Friday, September 16 by

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

Next stop, Teddy T's!
Denver Film Enthusiasts Re-enact ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ With Friends’ Corpse
Friday, September 16 by

It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.

Go 'merica.
8 Movie Characters Who Piss On The Constitution
Friday, September 16 by

Not cool, fellas.

Can we just cut out the middleman and make this porn?
Don’t Worry, Teenage Boys From 1996, The ‘Baywatch’ Film Is Still Happening
Friday, September 16 by

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

Everything he does, he does it for you.
Kevin Costner Is No Longer The Slavemaster In Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’
Friday, September 16 by

He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.

It looks like they're on board with the idea.
The ‘Always Sunny’ Gang Is Making An Animated Series For FX
Thursday, September 15 by

Glenn, Rob, and Charlie will be producing, but not lending their voices.

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In Honor Of ‘Drive’: 9 Smooth Movie Getaways
Thursday, September 15 by

Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.

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Netflix Stock Plummets After Low Subscriber Prediction
Thursday, September 15 by

Whatever that means.

Look out! He's got a Fudgesicle!
‘Nicolas Cage Awoken By Naked Man With Fudgesicle’
Thursday, September 15 by

What else can I possible say?

Best chauffer ever.
Viggo Mortensen And David Cronenberg Kicking Around ‘Eastern Promises 2′
Wednesday, September 14 by

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

Just out of frame, Chuck Norris is strangling a Russian with his left hand.
Chuck Norris And Jean-Claude Van Damme To Join ‘Expendables 2′ Because Screw You
Wednesday, September 14 by

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!

Every dog has its day...
In Honor Of Scarlett Johansson: 5 Nude Cell Phone Pics That Need To Be Hacked
Wednesday, September 14 by

They can’t hide forever.

Samuel L Jackson trains for World's Toughest Man 2012.
Samuel L. Jackson Locked In ‘Django Unchained’
Wednesday, September 14 by

It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.

Just leave it alone!
9 Reasons Why Remaking ‘Point Break’ Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Tuesday, September 13 by

Just don’t do it.

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‘Ghostbusters’ To Be Re-Released This Halloween To Remind Everyone We Don’t Need Another Sequel
Tuesday, September 13 by

If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.

Not pictured: Huge African penis
Trey Parker And Matt Stone Working On A ‘Book Of Mormon’ Film… Eventually
Tuesday, September 13 by

Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.

Who wants shots?!
You Are Old: These 7 Child Actors Can Now Legally Drink
Tuesday, September 13 by

Get ready to feel really, really old.

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Official Bidness: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Directing ‘Highlander’ Remake
Tuesday, September 13 by

He was heads above the rest.