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Infographic: The Netflix Exodus In Perspective
Wednesday, October 26 by

What do 800,000 customers really look like?

F*ck yeah, that's Norbit!
Eddie Murphy To Try Something New With A Family-Oriented ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show
Wednesday, October 26 by

I could see “Axel F” being redone by Cut Copy or Chromeo.

"Then we'll add a filter that makes it suck in post."
Steven Spielberg Didn’t Like ‘Indiana Jones 4′ Either
Wednesday, October 26 by

Once again, the blame is on George Lucas.

McG gives a passionate address about his love of boobs.
Summit Talks With McG About Non-Board Game Film ‘Puzzle Palace’
Wednesday, October 26 by

Surprisingly, it’s not based on a board game.

As you can see, the cast is very excited about this news.
AMC Renews ‘The Walking Dead’ Since They Already Bought All Those Zombie Costumes
Tuesday, October 25 by

Just imagine how well it would do if it had characters we cared about!

Can you see her love bug?
Lindsay Lohan Finally Poses Nude For Playboy
Tuesday, October 25 by

Better late than never?

The film will be markedly worse than this picture.
Tyler Perry’s ‘The Marriage Counselor’ Will Now Feature Two Things Black People Love: Tyler Perry And Kim Kardashian’s Ass
Tuesday, October 25 by

Brought to you by Skechers Shape-Ups and TBS…

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sony Pokes Aaron Sorkin And Asks Him To Write Steve Jobs Biopic
Tuesday, October 25 by

Sony calls on the master of nerd storytelling.

Unforgiven...for that Bob Seger remake.
Metallica To Waste Their Money Creating A 3D Movie
Monday, October 24 by

This is going to be awesome in a “I’m laughing at them” kind of way.

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Exclusive Interview With ‘Strike Back’ Actors Philip Winchester and Amanda Mealing
Monday, October 24 by

“I can’t beleive we get paid to play ‘Cowboys and Indians’ on steroids.”

If he's not wearing a funny costume, he shouldn't be doing bad things.
Disney Doesn’t Want The World To Know Johnny Depp Acts In Non-’Pirates’ Films
Monday, October 24 by

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?

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Ben Affleck Randomly Selected To Direct Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’
Monday, October 24 by

File this under WTF?

This is the savior of NBC.
Jimmy Fallon Sells Three Scripts To NBC. This Can’t Be Good.
Friday, October 21 by

The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.

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Of Course Ben Stiller Was Selected To Direct A Period Horror Film
Friday, October 21 by

He’s been pigeon-holed.

I'm sure producers are wondering what they can do to bring the show up to Sheen's standards.
Charlie Sheen Is ‘Very Disappointed’ With The New ‘Two And A Half Men’, Chuck Lorre Weeps
Friday, October 21 by

Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.

The people at Fox should be punished.
Fox Orders ‘The Punisher’ Pilot, Completely Misses the Point
Friday, October 21 by

The people at Fox need to be punished.

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Matthew Vaughn Considers Returning To The Mark Millar Well With ‘Superior’
Friday, October 21 by

Matthew Vaughn is sticking with superheroes.

Theirs was a pure love. And now it's gone.
The New ‘Muppets’ Film Does NOT Have The Frank Oz Seal Of Approval
Friday, October 21 by

So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.

So, you kids like desserts?
‘Top Chef Just Desserts’ Contestant Is Sweet On Kiddie Porn
Thursday, October 20 by

Hey kids, who wants dessert?

Make no mistake - this man is selfish and horrible.
George Romero Doesn’t Watch, Turned Down Offers To Direct ‘The Walking Dead’
Thursday, October 20 by

How great would it be if the ‘Night of the Living Dead’ guy directed a ‘Walking Dead’ episode? Eh. Not that great, really.

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Lord Monckton Should Be A Borat-Type Creation, But Sadly Isn’t
Thursday, October 20 by

We would all feel a lot better if this guy was a fictional character.

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6 Greatest Zombie Movie Escape Scenes
Thursday, October 20 by

They may be slow, but they’re not that easy to escape from.

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The Wachowskis Return To Awesome Movie-Making With ‘Jupiter Ascending’
Thursday, October 20 by

Ready the Bullet Time camera!!

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Load Your Weapons, ‘Akira’ Gets The Green Light
Thursday, October 20 by

I hate to be the one to have to pass this news on to you.

Somehow, she appears rounder than a meatball.
Sex With Snooki Is Like “Making Love To A Meatball”
Wednesday, October 19 by

Somehow, Snooki seems rounder than a meatball.

This just rocks. No jokes. This is awesome.
Michael Winslow From ‘Police Academy’ Is Still Making Really Amazing Noises With His Mouth
Wednesday, October 19 by

You’ll probably spend the next 15 minutes watching Michael Winslow videos on YouTube.

We all have a past.
Melissa McCarthy Is Getting Her Own Movie And Naming It ‘Tammy’
Wednesday, October 19 by

She’s a bonafide star.

Batman cleans up Zuccotti Park.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ To Occupy Wall Street
Tuesday, October 18 by

Those people will tear Bruce Wayne apart.

He's already dating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, which is pretty much the only requirement for the gig.
‘Transformers’ Might Shoot Installments 4 And 5 Back-To-Back With Jason Statham
Tuesday, October 18 by

Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.

George Lucas was apparently able to find an Eddie Bauer store on a planet far, far away.
Hey, George Lucas! This ‘Star Wars’ Producer Didn’t Like The Prequels Either
Monday, October 17 by

He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.