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He’s finally over ‘The Love Guru’.

He’s got some projects between now and then, though. Hundreds of them, it would seem.

The future looks simultaneously awesome and terrible.

This is the most recent picture of Ron Howard we could find.

Winning, Tiger Blood, F-16′s, etc.

That goes for you too, ‘Final Destination 5′.

Until the Mexican cartel bogards her.

It’s set in Boston, too.

This article is sure to give you … indigestion.

Will there be a role for Chris Tucker? (no)

A role is his for the taking.

It’s like “Law & Order” with more running.

Did something good actually come out of ‘Hall Pass’?

There’s an old Hollywood adage: “when you’re planning a sequel to a movie that hasn’t come out yet, the last person you tell is the movie’s director.”

The universe is gonna be saved by Ryan Reynolds, Forehead Man, Ugly Dog Face Man, and Chicken Fish: The Superhero.

Melissa Leo won an Oscar, and got to drop an Academy Award winning f-bomb, for her portrayal of boxing manager mom Alice Ward in ‘The Fighter’.

Sacha Baron Cohen is holding court to determine who will be in his latest movie ‘The Dictator’. These actors will try to curry Cohen’s favor, and have their rivals… eliminated.

Pictured: Mark Wahlberg carrying who I can only assume is Justin Bieber

One more in an onslaught of mob movies sure beats all that vampire crap that wouldn’t go away.

‘Lone Ranger’ isn’t as fun to say as ‘Winklevii’, but what are you gonna do? Sorkin’s not writing this one.

I have a hunch that the protagonist MIGHT metamorphose from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan. Oh, I hope I’m right!

The Farrelly brothers cast Jane Lynch. Who do they think they are, Judd Apatow?

Reginald VelJohnson is going to be irate.

If they can shoehorn Jessica Rabbit into this live-action/CGI project, then all the better.

The ratio of people-to-cake is too big.

OK, maybe not the creepiest, but it has to be in the top 3.

Kneel before Antje Traue?

Hey, wanna make some money?

Those piranha don’t stand a chance.

It’s Halloween 2008 all over again.