You don’t even know her, James.
This kid is way better than Carl.
Honestly, he’d be a bad influence.
Oakland just got sh*ttier.
She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.
Never go cold or not look like a film snob again.
It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.
Who says we can’t have Catwoman, Dumbledore, and Cobra Commander on our fantasy football team? It’s our fantasy!
News keeps getting better by the day.
A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!
I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.
In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.
This story makes me so happy I could explode!
Or mayhap he won’t.
You really can’t risk a single hair out of place.
Happy Thanksgiving, jerks!!
Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.
As a second accuser comes forward.
This should silence any doubts.
Straight outta Bayside.
I predict bitches get beat up.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.
At what price diversity?
No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.
Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…
Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
Gandalf gives the straight dope.