I smell an Al Swearengen crossover opportunity. Wait. No. I’m smelling lavender. Close.
It was only a matter of time before they resorted to fisting.
He explains ‘Total Recall’ for you, in case you have trouble following Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
Was he drunk? He must have been drunk.
That’s a lot of old man strength.
So many new characters. I’m already dizzy.
It’s time to take back all those bad things you said about Netflix.
By the time we reach season eight, it will just be Dexter sitting in a room having a dinner party with six ghosts.
They get their strength from eating people. Just like I do.
Who wouldn’t want to watch this?
If she’ll sleep with Chuck, she’ll sleep with Frankenstein’s monster.
Ashton will retain sole custody of his spotty facial hair.
They’re hoping it lasts at least as long as the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ remake does.
Gervais breaks his two seasons is enough rule.
Let this be the news that signified Rob Schneider’s career had superseded Adam Sandler’s, never to be overtaken again.
This is how they do justice in Canada.
This is just really awesome. The costumes, the deception…everything.
He sounds far too scary to make wiener jokes about.
No one makes me laugh like Glenn Beck does.
He also thought the war in Iraq was our nation’s finest hour and P.F. Chang’s has pretty authentic Chinese food.
Walking dead men tell no tales.
If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.
The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.
We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.
This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.
The answer is in your wallet…and it’s not a really old condom.
Everything is snapping into place.
He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.
No one else is fit to wield his chainsaw.