She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.
RoboCop is like Ronald McDonald over there!
This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.
A quick re-up before Sunday’s premiere.
Eat your heart out, Judge Dredd.
In the name of science…
He’s got the gimp-leg blues!
All of his performances are the same. He’s the Nickelback of actors.
He’s going to play a man facing irrelevance and obsolescence! Classic PSH!
We put the worst, most pun-filled Batman movie on ice.
Because ‘Simpsons’ reruns are something that have been in very short supply over the past 20 years.
Also: Giggling Worf
Perhaps one of many Eagleton versions of Panweeans.
Get the lead out!
*deep laugh, upbeat 80’s music*
If they tried this with ‘Family Guy’, the editing software would break.
He’d be better than Russell Brand for a fourth &%$*ing time.
Life must be good for this gang. They’re on (only somewhat arguably) the best show on television, they’re careers are WIDE open, and they’re at the peak of their individual…
Pew! Pew! “I have a hammer!” Pew!! Pew!!!
Well, we’re getting it anyway.
In keeping with Parks and Rec‘s parade of guest stars, they’ve trotted out one star that shines a little brighter than all the rest (not true). Ok. Well, he’s really,…
Stop and think about the astronauts the next time you launch your debris into space.
Being the Dude has its privileges.
Will the film version be very far behind?