I’m hoping they re-imagine the volleyball scene by making it less gay. Or more gay. Either way is great with me.
It’s nice to watch other couples go through the same things we do, like fights with Josh Duhamel and difficulty getting Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant.
Perhaps there is a wacky neighbor role for Korn’s Jonathan Davis.
This controversy could cause her to lose her title of “The Next Karate Kid.”
‘Drive’ is making people do crazy things.
If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.
It’s going to be like one of those series where the kids never leave high school, only the kids are bootleggers and the high school is prohibition.
He’s no match for Bond’s gadgets.
He’s just trying to get closer to Emma Stone.
Now all the zombie will be limping and dragging their feet as they walk. Who’s going to believe that?
It’s unknown whether a shoe was used.
If someone offered me a wager on whether or not this iteration will contain more or less sass, I would put my money on “more.”
But would they make good mothers? Just kidding. I don’t care.
Load up the choppers like it’s the 731st.
Apparently, most sitcom characters don’t drink out of boredom the same way my friends and I do.
Gotti deserves better than this. Oh wait, no he doesn’t.
Soon all movies will be sued for not being enough like ‘The Fast and the Furious’.
Good news: one site for all services. Bad news: rate hike stays and your streaming selections are still pretty awful. Sooooo…have a nice day?
NEWS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.
At 15 minutes per episode, a new season means a whopping 90 minutes or so of programming the station won’t have to worry about next year.
Did someone say “Milhouse Spinoff?” Yes. I did. Just now. I want a Milhouse Spinoff.
Hollywood has lost its foremost guy who can play a general.
From iPads to Pixar, Jobs had a tremendous effect on the world of visual entertainment.
This is sadder than the first ten minutes of ‘Up’.
But will he be a big-city lawyer? The answer is “yes.”
He’s come a long way since f*cking pies.
This is going to be weird.
I hope this paves the way for other beloved, irrelevant properties to be made into films, too!
We call bullsh*t!