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Just realized how old that tape on his hand is. Gross, Iceman!
‘Top Gun 2′ Has Some Writers, But No Word On The Story
Friday, October 14 by

I’m hoping they re-imagine the volleyball scene by making it less gay. Or more gay. Either way is great with me.

Pretty fitting that they named this film after one of the most frequently disappointing days of the year.
Garry Marshall’s ‘New Year’s Eve’ Poster Seems To Focus On Homeless Hector Elizondo
Friday, October 14 by

It’s nice to watch other couples go through the same things we do, like fights with Josh Duhamel and difficulty getting Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant.

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Hilarious Comedian Fred Durst Gets Sitcom On CBS
Friday, October 14 by

Perhaps there is a wacky neighbor role for Korn’s Jonathan Davis.

It is now a matter of fact that the Chechen president's birthday party was "Swank-y."
Hilary Swank Has To Apologize For Partying With A Chechen Tyrant
Thursday, October 13 by

This controversy could cause her to lose her title of “The Next Karate Kid.”

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Guy Who Threw Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Blames ‘Drive’
Thursday, October 13 by

‘Drive’ is making people do crazy things.

May Mr. Christopher Cheney take solace in the blizzard of high fives he received immediately following the disemination of the pictures.
Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Could Get 121 Years
Wednesday, October 12 by

If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.

He looks half-surprised by this announcement.
Let’s Celebrate HBO’s Renewal Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ With A Glass Of Cold Buttermilk!
Wednesday, October 12 by

It’s going to be like one of those series where the kids never leave high school, only the kids are bootleggers and the high school is prohibition.

"Once the cat is relaxed, they are very easy to milk."
Javier Bardem Confirms He Will Piss Off Daniel Craig In Next ‘Bond’ Film
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s no match for Bond’s gadgets.

"Seriously, bro. What's she like? What's her hair smell like??"
Jim Carrey To Make Magic With Steve Carell In ‘Burt Wonderstone’
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s just trying to get closer to Emma Stone.

Haven't the Haitians suffered enough?
16 Zombies On ‘Resident Evil’ Set Injured In Secretly-Funny Disaster
Tuesday, October 11 by

Now all the zombie will be limping and dragging their feet as they walk. Who’s going to believe that?

"What did you say about my hat, fish?"
‘Austin Powers’ Actor Suspected Of Killing His Cellmate
Tuesday, October 11 by

It’s unknown whether a shoe was used.

How "urban" can a movie set in rural Louisiana get?
They Got My Letters! Lifetime To Remake ‘Steel Magnolias’ With All-Black Cast
Tuesday, October 11 by

If someone offered me a wager on whether or not this iteration will contain more or less sass, I would put my money on “more.”

Sexy face, sexy outfit, sexy girl.
9 Actresses Hotter Than Rihanna, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
Tuesday, October 11 by

But would they make good mothers? Just kidding. I don’t care.

You got a permit for that thing?
Brad Pitt Busted For Smuggling ‘World War Z’ Guns Into Hungary
Tuesday, October 11 by

Load up the choppers like it’s the 731st.

Ugh. I'll take my coffee to go, please.
Gunther, Diners, and Pork: The 5 Lamest Television Hangouts
Tuesday, October 11 by

Apparently, most sitcom characters don’t drink out of boredom the same way my friends and I do.

No, John. This is a bad thing.
‘Gotti’ Film Having Difficulty Finding Financing On Account Of It Being An Unholy Nightmare Of A Production
Monday, October 10 by

Gotti deserves better than this. Oh wait, no he doesn’t.

Granted, he looks like a Nazi, but still...
Woman Sues ‘Drive’ For Not Being Sh*tty, Hating Jews
Monday, October 10 by

Soon all movies will be sued for not being enough like ‘The Fast and the Furious’.

The torn envelope is symbolic.
Netflix Now Agrees With The Rest Of The World That Qwikster Was A Really Bad Idea
Monday, October 10 by

Good news: one site for all services. Bad news: rate hike stays and your streaming selections are still pretty awful. Sooooo…have a nice day?

Steve Jobs at his Steve Jobsiest.
Sony Picks Up Steve Jobs Biography Because, Hey, Steve Jobs
Friday, October 7 by

NEWS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

Yeah, I f*ckin' farted. Come at me, bro!
BREAKING: Fetish Group Trying To Purchase Footage Of Nancy Grace Farting
Friday, October 7 by

Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.

Our last line of defense.
Adult Swim Re-Ups On NTSF: SD:SUV
Thursday, October 6 by

At 15 minutes per episode, a new season means a whopping 90 minutes or so of programming the station won’t have to worry about next year.

The show's erotic moments often go overlooked.
It’s Sort-Of Official: The Next ‘Simpsons’ Season Will Be The Last
Thursday, October 6 by

Did someone say “Milhouse Spinoff?” Yes. I did. Just now. I want a Milhouse Spinoff.

It was the '60's.
R.I.P. Charles Napier
Thursday, October 6 by

Hollywood has lost its foremost guy who can play a general.

Steve Jobs via 'South Park'
6 Ways Steve Jobs Changed The Way We Watch Movies
Thursday, October 6 by

From iPads to Pixar, Jobs had a tremendous effect on the world of visual entertainment.

R.I.P.
R.I.P. Steve Jobs
Thursday, October 6 by

This is sadder than the first ten minutes of ‘Up’.

Robert Downey Jr., describing his first sexual experience.
Robert Downey Jr. To Put The System On Trial In ‘Perry Mason’ Franchise?
Wednesday, October 5 by

But will he be a big-city lawyer? The answer is “yes.”

In this story, a hooker will be playing the role of the pie.
Why Yes, Jason Biggs And His Wife DO Hire Hookers From Time To Time
Wednesday, October 5 by

He’s come a long way since f*cking pies.

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Lifetime Hatching Lady Gaga Biopic
Wednesday, October 5 by

This is going to be weird.

Is that horse wearing a f*cking sombrero? Oh, man. This remake is going to be IN-SANE!
HOLY SH*T: TV’s ‘Mr. Ed’ Is Gonna Be A Movie
Tuesday, October 4 by

I hope this paves the way for other beloved, irrelevant properties to be made into films, too!

Homer responds with some cuts of his own.
5 Reasons Fox Won’t Cancel ‘The Simpsons’
Tuesday, October 4 by

We call bullsh*t!