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12 Potential Sponsors For The “Kodak” Theater
Monday, February 6 by

Brett Ratner need not apply.

How rude!
The Donkey Sperm Network Is Sorry That M.I.A. Flipped You Off
Monday, February 6 by

She is SO not getting a sitcom now.

"Harrison Ford, if you let go you can prevent both 'Indiana Jones 4' and geting a really weird, age-inappropriate earring!"
Harrison Ford Getting Back In The Blade Running Game?
Saturday, February 4 by

It would be pretty cool if this happened.

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Ben Gazzara (A.K.A. Jackie Treehorn) Dead At 81
Friday, February 3 by

He brought JCPenney’s to this town

In which Dabney nears the end of his rope.
‘Enter The Alpha Dog’ (Dabney Coleman Erotic Fan Fiction – Chapter 17)
Friday, February 3 by

Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.

lynchhh-coffee
David Lynch Directs Another Commercial For His Coffee Line
Friday, February 3 by

Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.

Einstein will be played by Nathan Lane.
‘Back To The Future’ To Become A Super-Timely Musical?
Thursday, February 2 by

Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”

Are you flirting with me, Mr. Grohl?
Dave Grohl And Dana Gould To Seemingly Spoof Metallica In New FX Show
Thursday, February 2 by

It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?

Former slaves.
Amazing Letter From A Slave (Darth Vader) To His Former Master (Watto)
Thursday, February 2 by

Amazing!

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Howard Stern, David Letterman Bash Jay Leno Yet Again (It Never Gets Old)
Thursday, February 2 by

In other news, the sun came up in the east.

Don't make us choose.
Are Russell Crowe And Liam Neeson Boarding Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’?
Thursday, February 2 by

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

She's remained silent far too long on the topic of corporate hubris.
Tyler Perry To Take On Wall Street The Only Way He Can: By Masquerading As A Giant Black Lady
Wednesday, February 1 by

I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.

Pretty soon, we won't even need the popcorn, but rather will just have these bridging the gap between the butter fountain and my mouth.
Baja Innovations Has A New Way To Butter Your Popcorn (Not A Metaphor)
Wednesday, February 1 by

In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.

DIBS!!!!
MILLENNIUM FALCON FOUND AT BOTTOM OF BALTIC SEA!!!
Wednesday, February 1 by

This is the ship we’re looking for.

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Get Your Nuts Rocked Off By This Gorgeous ‘Eastbound & Down’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 1 by

Kenny Powers back on top-ish.

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Martin Scorsese Livid Over Golden Collar Snub Of ‘Hugo’s’ Doberman
Wednesday, February 1 by

Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.

I wouldn't put this guy in charge of watering my plants for the weekend.
Adam Sandler To Star In And Write ‘Candy Land’ Movie, Because F*ck You, That’s Why
Tuesday, January 31 by

Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.

Hee-Haaaaaaaw!
The Girls Who Drank Donkey Semen On ‘Fear Factor’ Are Kind Of Hot
Tuesday, January 31 by

Also, they drink donkey semen.

Press your 'Luck'! There, a pun. Happy now?
HBO Renews ‘Luck’ For Second Season… I’m Tired, So Make Your Own ‘Luck’ Pun
Tuesday, January 31 by

The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.

The frog handled himself wonderfully.
The Muppets Own Fox News
Tuesday, January 31 by

You can’t shake showbizz pros.

Homies 4-Eva status revoked
Paula Abdul Hands Over ‘X Factor’ Badge And Gun
Tuesday, January 31 by

Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.

Will Franklin be back to point out our cracker asses?
All Original Stars From ‘Arrested Development’ Are On Board For Netflix Relaunch
Monday, January 30 by

With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.

Sorry, friend. You'll have to wait another day for your big break.
‘Fear Factor’ Donkey Semen Episode Won’t See The Light Of Day
Monday, January 30 by

If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.

The streets are on notice.
Joe Carnahan Has A ‘Death Wish’ As In That’s The Next Film He’s Directing
Monday, January 30 by

Charles Bronson versus wolves?

Congrats Champ
The SAG Awards Big Winners
Monday, January 30 by

Better luck next year, ‘The Artist’.

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Nicolas Cage Wants To Visit Japan As A Ghost
Saturday, January 28 by

‘The Wicker Man 2: This Time He’s A Ghost’.

I bent my Wookiee!
Jordan Hembrough’s ‘Toy Hunters’ Is On Again This Sunday. Watch It.
Friday, January 27 by

Don’t worry, there’s no football this week.

'Cash Cab'
Caption This Pic And Win The ‘Cash Cab’ Giveaway
Friday, January 27 by

Do it, damn it! It’s free.

Stupid-Ass Wolves!
Shock: Biologist Calls Bullsh*t On Wolves In ‘The Grey’
Friday, January 27 by

He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.

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Hulk Hogan Says Hulk Hogan Was Offered A Starring Role In ‘The Wrestler’
Friday, January 27 by

The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.