In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.
This story makes me so happy I could explode!
Or mayhap he won’t.
You really can’t risk a single hair out of place.
Happy Thanksgiving, jerks!!
Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.
As a second accuser comes forward.
This should silence any doubts.
Straight outta Bayside.
I predict bitches get beat up.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.
At what price diversity?
No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.
Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…
Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
Gandalf gives the straight dope.
Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.
He’s a regular Carrot Top.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Those pictures you wanted of David Arquette in a loincloth are here.
Hollywood’s new besties.
They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.
This baby casts itself.
Stallone played us. He played us all.
The only candidate who has never done anything wrong in the history of ever.
Way to betray your fanbase, Budweiser.