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Both these cards together get my message across
Say ‘Winter Is Coming’, I Mean, ‘I Love You’ With ‘Game Of Thrones’ Valentines
Tuesday, February 14 by

Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!

It's what this planet needs.
Michael Bay Rolling Out ‘Transformers’ Reboot
Tuesday, February 14 by

Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.

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39 Ass-Kicking Animated GIFs From ‘Eastbound & Down’
Tuesday, February 14 by

Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.

Showtime?
Seth Grahame-Smith Updates: Wazzup With ‘Beetlejuice 2′?
Tuesday, February 14 by

Just Go Hawaiian already!!

She then later sent a Tweet asking fans to maybe give her a ride to O'Hare at 6:30 AM, then maybe help her move this weekend.
Last Night Oprah Begged For Ratings In A Very Un-Orpah-Like Fashion
Monday, February 13 by

My prayers have been answered.

My two most desired items in the world - those shoes and that board.
Mattel Will Be Manufacturing The “Hoverboard” In Time For Christmas
Monday, February 13 by

I’ll hold out for the powered Pit Bull model.

Bret McKenzie
Oscar Nominee Bret McKenzie: “We Were Really The Guardians Of This Magical (Muppet) World”
Monday, February 13 by

“I just really wanted to make something that felt like it belonged to that world.”

"Please explain to us the challenges of playing both Jack and Jill."
Supercut: James Lipton Being A Sarcastic Rascal
Monday, February 13 by

What attracts you to odd hats?

I thought the whole point of the passage of time was that we didn't have to be subjected to films that look like this anymore.
Gor Blimey, Here Are The 2012 BAFTA Award Winners!
Sunday, February 12 by

They’re like the Oscars but more polite.

1963 - 2012
Whitney Houston Is Dead
Saturday, February 11 by

She was 48-years old.

Spank bank.
Roseanne Uses Her Siren Call To Lure Back John Goodman For NBC Pilot
Friday, February 10 by

It’s crazy enough to work.

The enemy of my enemy is my pyschoitic friend!
Good News: Madonna’s Violent Stalker Has Escaped
Friday, February 10 by

Chalk one up for the violently insane!

He would start by tripling his bandana budget line item.
If He Was Gay, Hulk Hogan Would “Celebrate It,” Just So You Know
Thursday, February 9 by

And I would like to witness that celebration.

Teach 'em how to Dougie, Gene.
Get Your Hopes Up, A ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ Sequel Is ‘Yes, Absolutely 100%’ Getting Made
Thursday, February 9 by

Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.
Hooray For Hollywood: Throwing A Football On An L.A. County Beach Could Cost You $1,000
Thursday, February 9 by

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.

I don't recall Col. Sanders being in Tolkien's books.
‘The Hobbit’ Finally Gets Around To Casting Billy Connolly
Thursday, February 9 by

Refusing to cut his hair has paid off.

Well, I'm awarding myself Screen Junkies "Screen Cap of the Month."
George Stephanopoulos Finds One More Objectionable Aspect Of ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’: GO-GO JUICE!
Wednesday, February 8 by

Reporting a story about ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is just like giving people an invitation to be angry about something.

Does this look like a man who watches 'Jersey Shore'? No. No it doesn't.
Even Carson Daly Doesn’t Watch MTV
Wednesday, February 8 by

The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.

The set just isn't as safe as that of 'Tommy the Cool Mule'
Horses Euthanized On Set Of HBO’s ‘Luck’
Wednesday, February 8 by

The set just isn’t as safe as that of ‘Tommy the Cool Mule’

Russell Crowe reacts to Lana Del Ray"s SNL performance.
Russell Crowe Confirms Interest In Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’
Wednesday, February 8 by

And he totally hates ‘Robocop’.

I have some bad news... your date is here.
‘Boardwalk Empire’ To Paz de la Huerta: “L8Rs, Cray-Cray!”
Tuesday, February 7 by

Thanks for the mammaries!

Apparently, some soulless movie exec screaming, "Remember Stretch Armstrong?" doesn't mean it will be a viable movie.
Universal Just Paid Millions Of Dollars To Not Make Movies Based On Hasbro Toys
Tuesday, February 7 by

I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.

Why yes, I ordered the "handsome."
‘This Means War’ Pushes Back Valentines Opening, Nation’s Girlfriends Weep
Tuesday, February 7 by

Geez. That’s too bad.

This article rains on a lot of people's parades.
This South African Guy Was Trapped In A Cave With Zombies For Three Years
Tuesday, February 7 by

Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.

He's laughin', he's havin' a good time.
Hey Man, That Bob Marley Doc Is Coming Out On 4/20. Sick!
Tuesday, February 7 by

Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.

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The Second Cut Is The Deepest: ‘Machete’ Sequel Is A Go
Tuesday, February 7 by

They just keep f***ing with the wrong Mexican.

Wow. She's...she's very...very handsome.
Hooray For Hollywood: Musician Arrested For Trying To Run Over Park Ranger
Monday, February 6 by

It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.

Spider-Man
‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Just Might Match The Hype
Monday, February 6 by

Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.

We'd rather read.
9 On-Demand Channels We’d Like To See Instead Of Ryan Gosling
Monday, February 6 by

There’s got to be something better on.

Teach me how to Uggie.
Uggie (The Dog From ‘The Artist’) Is Sick!!!
Monday, February 6 by

He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?