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J.J. Abrams Turned Down ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
Wednesday, December 26 by

He’s ‘Trek’ all the way.

As T-Dog would say, "Aww hell yes!"
Let’s Meet Jean-Ralphio’s Twin Sister As Soon As We Can
Friday, December 21 by

He gave Ben Wyatt the new name “Angelo,” and the nickname “Jello Shot.”

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NASA Is Making Their Astronauts Dress Like Buzz Lightyear Now
Thursday, December 20 by

Great. Now the Russians are going to rag on us.

I like the insinuation that they cook meth with a toddler.
Brace Yourself For ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures
Thursday, December 20 by

But will the set include Bogdan, the car wash owner?

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The Screen Junkies Show: Drunk Waxing At ‘This Is 40′ Junket
Thursday, December 20 by

You can’t take us anywhere.

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R.I.P. ‘Jet Set’ Hudson
Wednesday, December 19 by

Good night, sweet Jheri curled prince.

Who does he hand these out to?
Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget
Wednesday, December 19 by

Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.

Hello yourself, Schwartzman.
Pawnee, Indiana Gets Another Celebrity Visitor In Jason Schwartzman
Wednesday, December 19 by

Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.

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It’s A Very ‘Walking Dead’ Christmas
Tuesday, December 18 by

We’re all infected… with holiday spirit.

It doesn't LOOK funny.
HBO Picks Up A Very Somber Show In ‘Laughs Unlimited’
Tuesday, December 18 by

Hold for applause.

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Jamie Foxx’s Electro Costume Won’t Be Covered In Lightning Bolts. How Black Is It?
Tuesday, December 18 by

Smart money says he’ll be dressed like Hancock.

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Hacker Who Leaked SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS Gets Life In Prison Or Something
Tuesday, December 18 by

“So, what are you in for?” “Being awesome.”

"Two Irish Car Bombs, please."
Ireland, Because They LOVE Bars, Is Getting A ‘Cheers’ Remake
Tuesday, December 18 by

Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.

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When You Think About It, Louis C.K. Really Is A Grown Up Charlie Brown
Monday, December 17 by

A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.

Has a nose ever been so honkable?
VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 17 by

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

For realsies, don't buy any from this guy.
Let’s All Have Mixed Feelings About The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Beers
Monday, December 17 by

I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.

They'll get a hotter woman for the show. I hope.
USA Continues Domination Of ‘Mindless Action’ Genre With A Zorro Show
Monday, December 17 by

En garde!!!

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‘The Hangover Part III’ Plot Revealed To Not Involve A Hangover
Monday, December 17 by

Maybe this time they’ll get really stoned.

My Bieber sex doll makes the exact same face.
ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life
Friday, December 14 by

Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.

His nemesis is Swedish Chef. Get it?
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!': NBC Signs ANOTHER Deal With Dane Cook
Friday, December 14 by

Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.

The open, colorless road.
‘The Walking Dead’ Will Run Its First Two Seasons In Black-And-White
Friday, December 14 by

‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’

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Guillermo del Toro Talks Us Through The ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer
Friday, December 14 by

In case the robots housing monsters weren’t clear enough the first time around.

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The Screen Junkies Show: Hollywood Superman Reviews ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer
Friday, December 14 by

Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.

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There’s Always Time For A ‘There’s No Time To Explain’ Supercut
Thursday, December 13 by

Those five little words the ‘Myth Busters’ hate to hear.

What kind of Archer doesn't have a bow and arrow?
Archer Live!’ Show Coming To L.A., San Fran, Philly, NYC,
Thursday, December 13 by

People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.

You're gonna get eaten (probably), Gillian.
NBC Gets All Retro, Casting Gillian Anderson In The ‘Hannibal’ Series
Thursday, December 13 by

She’ll also play a psychiatrist.

Say hi to my mother yourself. I'm not here to do your bidding.
Mark Wahlberg To Star In A Film Based On A ‘GQ’ Article About Hackers. Sounds About Right.
Thursday, December 13 by

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

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‘The Dark Knight’ Works Perfectly As A Romantic Comedy
Wednesday, December 12 by

Heath Ledger did too few rom-coms.

OH. HELL. YES.
New Mexico Men Foiled In Plot To Kill Justin Bieber
Wednesday, December 12 by

A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!

His horse looks cracked-out as shit.
AMC Announces Awesome-Sounding, High Concept Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, December 12 by

He’s such a bastard tattletale.