Morose, yes. But it’s way better than ‘Planes’.
Maybe they could release it on DVD. That would be pretty whacky these days.
He’s going to shit really, really, REALLY hard this time.
I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.
It would have been better if it was just all a dream.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
They’re going for a shrillness strategy. Good call.
That would have been cool. Or weird.
*It being your skin.
But congrats to Anna Gunn.
Spike knows drama.
Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.
He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.
He must be starving.
His foreskin’s been pushed back more often than the point to his story.
$800 million in a day might eclipse ‘The Avengers’ opening weekend.
If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.
And that’s why he’s the champ.
Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.
‘Sherlock’, ‘Doctor Who’, ‘Torchwood’, et al.
It’s like ‘Weeds’, but on a network. Ugh?
Patrick Wilson can’t be everywhere.
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.
It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.
If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!