My money was on Bam Margera and Ma$e.
He’s been in some other stuff more recently, too.
He’ll play a scientist, just like he did in ‘Deep Blue Sea’. That ended well for him.
We’ll find out what it means to be a witch in post 9-11 America.
Apparently $14 million for his voiceover work wasn’t enough. Jeez.
Maybe this will be the one that sticks for Alexander.
His assassination is proving an easier feat than his biopic.
He’s an executive producer, so it sort of makes sense.
If Tommy Lee Jones and Harrison Ford return, that could be a tremendous amount of surliness.
McConaughey, now an angry giant lizard…this girl is going places.
And a ‘Star Wars’ is in the cards, too.
The CIA trained him well.
They should put a basket on the front for groceries.
Yeah right. Then who ate all those cookies and carrots?
This show will be entirely different but very much the same.
The vampire menace returns.
Your guess is as good as mine, but it’s certainly going to be an interesting and very public job hunt.
I just assumed The Rock has the right to be involved in any non-comic book film that costs over $200 million.
Eh, I think we’re all fine with this.
We’ll have to turn to one of the billion other singing shows left twitching.
It will be shot in a mockumentary style, like so many other things are.
I DEMAND THAT THIS SHOW TAKE PLACE IN THE ‘FRANKLIN AND BASH’ UNIVERSE.
Well that sure is a fun headline.
Chris Rock knows a little something about stand-up.
Prepare your eyeballs.
It’s got their trademark action and confusing storytelling.
And probably fourteen other superheroes that are getting focus-grouped right now.
Well, it’s a Hateful Three at least.