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Uncanny.
Christopher Eccleston Will Get Hit With A Hammer In ‘Thor 2′
Thursday, August 2 by

Good news for nerds everywhere.

Pirates: not as cool as the ones in the movies.
Here Are The Effects Of Online Piracy
Wednesday, August 1 by

A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.

"Boop!"
Vince Vaughn Is Producing A ‘Brady Bunch’ Reboot For CBS. (I Swear To God, That’s What The News Is Saying.)
Wednesday, August 1 by

It will be just like the old one, only way less original!

Is he even awake? Somebody poke him with a stick.
Dan Harmon Chasing Deals At Fox And CBS After ‘Community’
Wednesday, August 1 by

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

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C3-Bieb-O Wants To Be Your Droidfriend
Tuesday, July 31 by

Welcome to the Swagobah System.

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‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Director Invited To Play With ‘Masters Of The Universe’
Tuesday, July 31 by

As awesome as this sounds, it could, sadly, put us one step closer to ‘Go-Bots: The Rise of Cy-kill’.

Jesus. He's looking right at you. Say something, or he'll just keep doing it.
‘Rush Hour 4′ Is In The Works, Says Producer Whose Words You Can Understand Coming Out Of His Mouth
Monday, July 30 by

This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.

We get it. You're pensive. Jeez.
OK, NOW ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Be Three Films
Monday, July 30 by

If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.

Clearly too old for this shit.
Everyone Comes To Their Damn Senses: ‘Indiana Jones 5′ Cancelled
Friday, July 27 by

No takebacks!

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Let’s Trip Balls With Bob Ross Remixed
Thursday, July 26 by

This is your world. You’re the creator. There are no limits here.

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‘Powers’ Still A Priority For FX
Thursday, July 26 by

Waiting sucks.

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Dan Harmon Is In Talks To Be Unappreciated At Fox
Thursday, July 26 by

This is either going to be brilliant, or brilliant but cancelled.

Looks like a sexy Pringles can.
Called That Sh*t: Jon Hamm Has Grown A Mustache
Wednesday, July 25 by

He looks like a sexy Pringles can.

That punim.
‘Gangster Squad’ Theater Scene Reshoot Will Delay Release
Wednesday, July 25 by

There is no information about the new location in which the filmmakers will now have the gangsters violently murdered.

Awesome.
Christian Bale Visits Theater Shooting Victims
Wednesday, July 25 by

Classy move.

He looks like a 'Hunger Games' character here.
Remember Those 40,000 Wikileaks/Julian Assange Movies? Jeremy Renner Might Be In One
Tuesday, July 24 by

Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.

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Lumbergh Vs. Neo Is Way More Satisfying Than ‘Matrix Revolutions’
Monday, July 23 by

There is no stapler.

Funny, this doesn't look like a guy who used to smoke a shitload of crack.
Aaron Sorkin Fires All The ‘Newsroom’ Writers, As Though They Were Responsible
Friday, July 20 by

He’s projecting, guys.

Jesus.
Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded
Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

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Jughead Jones Rapping Makes My Ovaries Hurty
Thursday, July 19 by

Lock up your daughters. Seriously.

Arya will have her revenge.
Your 2012 Emmy Nominees Are… Exactly Who You’d Expect
Thursday, July 19 by

Just put it with the others.

Wondering the same thing myself.
Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation
Thursday, July 19 by

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."
Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell
Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Have you seen me?
‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′
Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'
Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’
Tuesday, July 17 by

Because you demanded it.

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Comic-Con 2012: Marvel Announces ‘Ant-Man’ Happening
Sunday, July 15 by

For real, this time.

Between this and 'Game of Thrones', I think we can declare that this nation is suffering from a severe bout of "Little Person Fever."
Peter Jackson On ‘The Hobbit’s Higher Frame Rate: The Audience Will ‘Get Used To It’
Saturday, July 14 by

The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.

In case this weird promotional pic doesn't answer your every question.
Comic-Con 2012: Guillermo del Toro Finally Shows The World Some ‘Pacific Rim’
Saturday, July 14 by

It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?