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‘Leprechaun’ Reboot Gets A ‘Quote’ ‘Writer’ ‘End-Quote’
Friday, June 1 by

All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.

Yes, yes, Adam. We see you. Please just...put your hand down.
Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler
Thursday, May 31 by

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

'Grudge Match' is basically this, but 15 years later and sans shirts.
DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’
Thursday, May 31 by

The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

In the video you can see Hoda readying the cyanide tablet out of the hollow tooth the producers implanted.
Kathie Lee Asks Martin Short How His Dead Wife Is Doing
Wednesday, May 30 by

“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.

Simpler times, I guess. Also: Shit, Sawyer's handsome!
Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating
Wednesday, May 30 by

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

If there was a category for "Worst Theme Song," I think they wouldn't even need to mail it. They'd just be given the award.
‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’
Wednesday, May 30 by

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

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Brace Yourselves For ‘Tetris: The Movie’
Tuesday, May 29 by

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

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Quentin Tarantino Cowboys Up In ‘Django Unchained’ Stills
Tuesday, May 29 by

Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.

ALF was the Sacha Baron Cohen of the late 1980's.
‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat
Tuesday, May 29 by

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

Hugh Jackman: If you wanna bang heads with him, he can show you what it's like.
Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.
Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

No, not this billionaire.
This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason
Friday, May 25 by

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

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Take It Sleazy With These 50 ‘Workaholics’ GIFs
Friday, May 25 by

You can smell the obesity.

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LA Kings Gave Rainn Wilson Tickets… In Jell-O
Thursday, May 24 by

Free tickets and a delicious snack. Thoughtful!

Free The Greendale 7!
‘Community’ Actors Instructed To Spin Dan Harmon Sh*t-Canning
Thursday, May 24 by

They’ll stick to the plan if they want their six seasons and a movie.

Perhaps this image will tide you over? It's not much, but it's something.
OH NO! ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Is Postponed For A ’3D Overhaul’
Wednesday, May 23 by

Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.

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The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme Gets The Lyrics It’s Been Sorely Missing
Tuesday, May 22 by

Game of Thrones, bitch.

All trees are hereby on notice.
See ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ Through The Rummed-Up Eyes Of Bill Murray
Tuesday, May 22 by

We learn so much.

You GO, girl.
Who Besides Kristen Wiig Will Leave ‘SNL’?
Tuesday, May 22 by

Lorne Michaels might know but ain’t sayin’.

He'll probably just go back to school teaching and settle down. Or die of lung cancer. Whatever.
‘Breaking Bad’ Will Resume On July 15th
Monday, May 21 by

Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*

I will be the first one to admit this image doesn't give you a good sense of the character.
Our Best Look Yet At The Lizard In New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer
Friday, May 18 by

Almost looks TOO real.

Chan in Chinese remake of 'Benjamin Button'.
Jackie Chan Retires From Action, Just Wants To Be Old
Friday, May 18 by

He’s throwing in the towel… that he previously used to break some guy’s arm.

Keep an eye out for this guy.
Nick Stahl, Star Of ‘In The Bedroom’, ‘Carnivale’, And ‘Terminator 3′, Has Gone Missing
Thursday, May 17 by

And things don’t sound good.

Maybe he'll play the car wash. Yeah, you heard me.
Jesse Plemons Will Be ‘Breaking Bad’ Next Season
Thursday, May 17 by

Will he be the successor to Gus Fring? No. That would be ridiculous.

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Noomi Rapace Gets Her Own ‘Prometheus’ Viral Video
Wednesday, May 16 by

And to answer your question, yes, it’s pretty weird.

Look how many of those he did!
Class Up Your Den With This ‘Anchorman 2′ Teaser Poster
Wednesday, May 16 by

Your walls will really snap.

Still Corleone-y after all these years.
There Will Probably Be A(nother) ‘Godfather’ Prequel Whether You Want One Or Not
Tuesday, May 15 by

The story came about after a Paramount PR rep, wanted you to ask him, just this once, about his affairs.

Ahoy, middle America!
NBC To Launch A Show About Pirates Because What’s The Point Anymore?
Tuesday, May 15 by

Prepare for the irony of a pirate show not pirated by anyone on the Internet.

Stick the landing!!
Taylor Lautner To Do More Running And Jumping In ‘Tracers’
Monday, May 14 by

We’re one step closer to ‘Parkour Werewolf: The Film’.

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Super Violent, Cat-Filled Remake Of ‘The Raid’ Warrants Your Attention
Monday, May 14 by

Why aren’t you watching?!

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We Have The ‘True Blood’ Season Five Trailer On Good Authority
Monday, May 14 by

Glue your eyes here for a minute or two.