Can a Jane Austen project work without zombies?
Dracula is going to sound like a buffoon.
What happens when 10 Greek gods stop being polite and start getting real?
He’s tackling the big issues. Like bread.
Charlie Sheen is going to look ridiculous on national television.
Don’t we all, Danny. Don’t we all.
*But not as much as the rest of the world does.
It’s his footage, he’ll use it as much as he wants!
That’s a lot of booty? Sorry.
Three movies is enough for any man.
And in perfect harmony!
Featuring Roger Alan Wade’s “The Light Outlives The Star.”
It’s just a taste of what’s to come.
She’ll work the power javelin as Lady Jaye.
You should also expect to see Anna Kendrick’s boobs get bigger.
He also thinks Lars von Trier is a retard.
14 years in turnaround. This is the Oliver Twist of films.
But is there a role for Justin Long???
He found him!!
What took them so long?
If Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn were actually in charge of saving the planet, I really don’t like our odds.
You won’t get to see Ed Harris kill a zombie with a shovel after all.
I’m sure Ferrell will play some sort of unflappable, level-headed dad who never gets pushed to his breaking point.
Space Mountain or GTFO.
Good haircuts, bad facial hair.
Picture it, if you will.
Look out James Franco, you’re about to get Cranston’d!
A more apt descrption might be “cat absolutely freaking terrified by ‘Alien’ marathon.”
A girl named Diablo is finding religion.