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He looks like he's four seconds away from pulling out an acoustic guitar at a Bible camp.
Ben Affleck OWNS The ‘Bearded 70′s Guy’ Look In ‘Argo’
Tuesday, December 27 by

Only now do I feel that Affleck really EARNED the title of “Sexiest Man Alive.”

Sweet sleeves, bro.
‘Thor 2′ Has A Director Again
Tuesday, December 27 by

For now.

Pinko!
Louis C.K. Is A No-Good Commie
Friday, December 23 by

What kind of asshole gives all his money to charity? For shame!

Insert funny line here.
And The Winner Of Our ‘Straw Dogs’ Caption Contest Is…
Thursday, December 22 by

And the other winner is…

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And The Winner Of Our ‘Fright Night’ Caption Contest Is…
Thursday, December 22 by

And the winner is…

Show #2 who's boss.
China’s Talkin’ Mad Sh*t About Christian Bale
Thursday, December 22 by

The seeds have been planted for a dance-off.

WHAT? It's the first pic that came up.
American Horror Story To Reboot Season 2 With The Same Cast
Thursday, December 22 by

Ryan Murphy is trying to set the record for “shortest duration from an original to a reboot.”

Harrison Ford is turning into Steven Spielberg.
Old Man Harrison Ford To Star In Adaptation Of Old Sci-Fi Book, ‘Ender’s Game’
Thursday, December 22 by

I hope this is the first role that let’s him wear that tiny little earring in character.

Sadly, not THAT kind of flash mob.
‘Community’ Fans Hope That Occupy NBC Flashmob Will Save The Show
Thursday, December 22 by

Occupy Greendale.

R. Kelly is making you a movie, baby.
R. Kelly Has Only Written 32 New Chapters Of ‘Trapped In The Closet’
Wednesday, December 21 by

Sure there were unanswered questions at the end of the first series, but they were mostly, “Why is R. Kelly doing this to us?”

Insert Tom Cruise here.
8 Actors Who Could Play Patrick Bateman In The ‘American Psycho’ Remake
Wednesday, December 21 by

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

Don't cry for them, Judd Apatow will scoop them up before they hit the ground.
HBO Kills ‘How To Make It In America’, ‘Bored To Death’, And ‘Hung’
Wednesday, December 21 by

Unless they were going to create a new day of the week, this was bound to happen.

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Vin Diesel Says Two More ‘Fast And The Furious’ Films In The Pipeline
Wednesday, December 21 by

Hopefully they’ll go to outer space in one of these.

OMG! Thebuildingsmakeabat! Thebuildingsmakeabat!!!!!!
The (Familiar) 2nd Trailer For ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Tuesday, December 20 by

If we had a dollar for every ‘Batman’ trailer we posted this week, we’d have two. Two dollars. *sigh*

Can we take the next step and start worshipping this guy formally? Like as a religion?
Unhappy With The ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Script, Bill Murray Reportedly Shreds It, Sends It Back
Tuesday, December 20 by

“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”

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Matt Damon’s Hatred May Hold Up Any ‘Bourne’ Sequels
Tuesday, December 20 by

Homies 4-Eva.

There goes my erection.
‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back So We Can All…Wait, Why Is ‘Punk’d’ Coming Back
Monday, December 19 by

Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.

After three callbacks, Craig was shattered to learn that the producers went in a different direction for the role of Pinocchio.
Daniel Craig In Talks For 5 More ‘Bond’ Films After ‘Skyfall’
Monday, December 19 by

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

Still no idea what this is all about...
Ridley Scott Answers Your ‘Prometheus’ Questions
Monday, December 19 by

It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.

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David Fincher Doesn’t Know If There’s Going To Be Any ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequels
Sunday, December 18 by

It’s a toss-up at this point.

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Clive Owen Offered Chance To Be A Bastard Again In ‘Oldboy’
Saturday, December 17 by

No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.

I would like to formally suggest Tuco be played by Milhouse.
I Don’t See Why ‘The Simpsons’ COULDN’T Be Mashed Up With ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, December 16 by

What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.
Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman
Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

He was on TV from time to time, so it's OK for us to write about him.
5 Scathing Obituaries Written By Christopher Hitchens
Friday, December 16 by

Hitchens pulled no punches when it came to writing obituaries.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.
Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting
Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas
Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

This ain't so bad!
Join The #HungerGames100 Poster Puzzle Hunt… Or I’ll End You
Thursday, December 15 by

I mean it. Join now, or else.

We'll buy whatever he's selling. After all, he was on 'Growing Pains'.
HBO Still Going Apeshit With New Shows, Gets A Leo Dicaprio Medical/Mafia Drama
Thursday, December 15 by

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

They look so peaceful, just lying there.
Here Are Your Fairly Predictable Golden Globe Nominees
Thursday, December 15 by

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

Meanwhile, in the 90's.....
‘America’s Got Talent’ Got Howard Stern
Thursday, December 15 by

The show could get an in flux of dwarf tossing.