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Suck it, Sofia Vergara!
Fat Chick, Dorks Dominate Early Emmys
Sunday, September 18 by

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!

Coming of Age Movies That Make Men Cry
Weekend Box Office Report: It’s Good To Be The King
Sunday, September 18 by

It’s the circle of box office performance.

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Charlie Sheen To Show Up At The Emmys?
Saturday, September 17 by

This might give the Emmy Awards a special ‘Sheen’ (read: venereal disease).

Future generations will regard SJP's character as the first woman to ever maintain steady employment while raising children.
I Don’t Know Why They Did It: A Blind Critique Of The Message Behind ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’
Friday, September 16 by

Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

Next stop, Teddy T's!
Denver Film Enthusiasts Re-enact ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ With Friends’ Corpse
Friday, September 16 by

It’s unclear who got to be Andrew McCarthy.

Go 'merica.
8 Movie Characters Who Piss On The Constitution
Friday, September 16 by

Not cool, fellas.

Can we just cut out the middleman and make this porn?
Don’t Worry, Teenage Boys From 1996, The ‘Baywatch’ Film Is Still Happening
Friday, September 16 by

The good news is that this ‘Baywatch’ adaptation has almost nothing to do with ‘Baywatch’.

Everything he does, he does it for you.
Kevin Costner Is No Longer The Slavemaster In Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’
Friday, September 16 by

He may have walked away due to his commitment to a History Channel mini-series. Someone slap his agent.

It looks like they're on board with the idea.
The ‘Always Sunny’ Gang Is Making An Animated Series For FX
Thursday, September 15 by

Glenn, Rob, and Charlie will be producing, but not lending their voices.

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In Honor Of ‘Drive’: 9 Smooth Movie Getaways
Thursday, September 15 by

Sometimes flight is much cooler than fight.

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Netflix Stock Plummets After Low Subscriber Prediction
Thursday, September 15 by

Whatever that means.

Look out! He's got a Fudgesicle!
‘Nicolas Cage Awoken By Naked Man With Fudgesicle’
Thursday, September 15 by

What else can I possible say?

Best chauffer ever.
Viggo Mortensen And David Cronenberg Kicking Around ‘Eastern Promises 2′
Wednesday, September 14 by

Maybe the second one will have a gory nude knife fight in a bath house! Oh. They already did that.

Just out of frame, Chuck Norris is strangling a Russian with his left hand.
Chuck Norris And Jean-Claude Van Damme To Join ‘Expendables 2′ Because Screw You
Wednesday, September 14 by

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12′!

Every dog has its day...
In Honor Of Scarlett Johansson: 5 Nude Cell Phone Pics That Need To Be Hacked
Wednesday, September 14 by

They can’t hide forever.

Samuel L Jackson trains for World's Toughest Man 2012.
Samuel L. Jackson Locked In ‘Django Unchained’
Wednesday, September 14 by

It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.

Just leave it alone!
9 Reasons Why Remaking ‘Point Break’ Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Tuesday, September 13 by

Just don’t do it.

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‘Ghostbusters’ To Be Re-Released This Halloween To Remind Everyone We Don’t Need Another Sequel
Tuesday, September 13 by

If you click here, there’s an embedded video that for the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song. I swear to God.

Not pictured: Huge African penis
Trey Parker And Matt Stone Working On A ‘Book Of Mormon’ Film… Eventually
Tuesday, September 13 by

Say your prayers and it might happen sooner.

Who wants shots?!
You Are Old: These 7 Child Actors Can Now Legally Drink
Tuesday, September 13 by

Get ready to feel really, really old.

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Official Bidness: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Directing ‘Highlander’ Remake
Tuesday, September 13 by

He was heads above the rest.

"This skydiving handshakes serves as a legally binding agreement that we will kill whoever tries to remake this film." "Agreed."
‘Point Break’ To Be Remade Because The Universe Hates Us
Monday, September 12 by

Let’s go get drunk.

And the winner is...
9 Sexy Hollywood Aliens Who Could Win ‘Miss Universe’
Monday, September 12 by

These space ladies should have the right to compete too.

You really shouldn't fly with those things on.
‘Top Gun’ Is 3D Now
Monday, September 12 by

Now you can live Oprah’s nightmare with Tom Cruise all up in your face.

Not what my Monday needed.
‘Sex And The City’ Prequel Series Will Show Us How They All Became So Shrill And Insufferable
Monday, September 12 by

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

R.I.P.
R.I.P. Andy Whitfield
Monday, September 12 by

The ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’ star has passed away.

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Weekend Box Office Report: ‘Bucky Larson’ Has A Sucky Opening
Sunday, September 11 by

Born to be a flop.

That kid from 'Jerry Maguire' sure did grow up fast.
Robert Zemeckis To Make Denzel A Heroic Pilot In ‘Flight’
Friday, September 9 by

If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.

"Stop theese crazy thiiiinngg!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger In Talks For Indie ‘Captive’
Friday, September 9 by

Arnold just wants to act, man.

Note: The first three rows are the "splash zone."
A Porn Studio Is Building An Underground Bunker For The Apocalypse
Friday, September 9 by

I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.