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NBC: Nothing But Cum.
NBC To Air Donkey Sperm Drinking
Friday, January 27 by

Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.

Tim and Eric face a hostile crowd.
Great Job! Audience Walks Out Of ‘Tim and Eric’ Sundance Screening
Thursday, January 26 by

The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.

With all these pot busts, you'd think Sierra Blanca PD could get a less ghetto height-measuring scale.
The Lone Ranger (Armie Hammer) Was Busted For Weed, Man
Thursday, January 26 by

His parents are gonna be pisssssssssssed!

Release the Qur'an!
Liam Neeson Is Totally Into Islam Now
Thursday, January 26 by

Yeah, more like Isliam Neeson.

Maybe he could meet a gentleman named Walter White while touring the American Southwest and go on some crossover adventures.
Having Forgotten About ‘Joey’, NBC Considers A Dwight Spin-off From ‘The Office’
Thursday, January 26 by

I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.

We hardly knew ye...
Uggie Is Out This Bitch
Thursday, January 26 by

Reps for the star claim, “he wants to relax at home.” Like Gene Hackman.

This is happening. This is real.
New Reality Show Will Combine My Two Least-Favorite Things: DJs And Simon Cowell
Thursday, January 26 by

Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.

"Welcome to Raisins, handsome."
‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Mom Suing Media For Sexualizing Her Daughter
Wednesday, January 25 by

Her money would be much better spent on getting a clue.

I would let her interview me.
Chloe Sevigny Joins ‘Lovelace’ As An “Exhausted” Demi Moore Bails
Wednesday, January 25 by

When God shuts a Demi Moore, he opens a Chloe Sevigny.

Jay, you have made an enemy of Randeep Dhillon of Bakersfield, CA. Prepare to face his wrath.
Jay Leno’s Jokes Are So Unfunny People Are Suing Him
Wednesday, January 25 by

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.

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Your Mom Is On ‘My Strange Addiction’ Eating Cat Food
Wednesday, January 25 by

In all fairness, Purina has been stepping up their game lately.

"Set phasers to 'homeless'"
Divorce Causes Nerd To Lose His ‘Star Trek’ Dream Home
Wednesday, January 25 by

That’s why you never improve property you don’t own. A cold lesson here, folks.

That's the focused look of a man who isn't distracted by temptations of the flesh.
‘Project Runway’ Star Tim Gunn Hasn’t Had Sex In 29 Years. Think About THAT!
Tuesday, January 24 by

That glow that you get after sex? I guess you can get that from cosmetics, too.

We don't have zebras, but what we do have is a rapist being beaten to within an inch of his life.
Cameron Crowe Should Have Made ‘We Bought A Jail’
Tuesday, January 24 by

If you ever wondered how Matt Damon would fare in jail…better than you might have guessed.

The rumors were true.
Fascinating IMDb Trivia: Uggie The Dog “Is A Dog”
Tuesday, January 24 by

The dog is a dog because of its dog-ness, or so Gottfried Leibniz would have us believe.

"My bad."
The ‘Pirates! Band Of Misfits’ Trailer Has Pissed Off Lepers
Tuesday, January 24 by

2012: The year clay animation became offensive.

Thank god that's over with.
Your 2012 Academy Award Nominees
Tuesday, January 24 by

It’s an honor just to copy and paste the nominations…

Why do you hate your readers so much, Variety?
Frank Darabont And ‘Variety’ May Have Just Dropped A Big Spoiler For ‘The Walking Dead’
Monday, January 23 by

‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????

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‘Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Clip
Monday, January 23 by

Impressive microphone holders.

"I'm buggin' out!!"
Tracy Morgan Collapsed At Sundance
Monday, January 23 by

No drugs or alcohol were found in his system. Scientists are baffled.

The world's most likable statutory rapist.
This Music Video Starring Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Wooderson’ Suggests He Too Might Stay The Same Age
Monday, January 23 by

Hello, old friend.

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‘Saw’ Creator’s ‘The Conjuring’ Has Patrick Wilson And Vera Farmiga In Its Grasp
Sunday, January 22 by

Loud noises, demons, shadows, you know the deal.

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‘The Last Exorcism’ Should Have Been Called ‘The Second-To-Last Exorcism”
Saturday, January 21 by

‘The For Real Last Exorcism’.

How is 'Big Bang' #1? They don't even have an odd-looking guy in a floppy purple hat!
A Shitty Torch Is Passed: ‘Big Bang Theory’ Outperforms ‘Idol’
Friday, January 20 by

If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol’” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.

Mourn ya, till I join ya, TJ Hooker.
Priceline Is Going To Kill Off William Shatner
Friday, January 20 by

I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.

He sees all.
Rob Lowe’s Other Predictions For 2012
Thursday, January 19 by

He’s like a wizard from the future.

I hope it wasn't an aspiring actor. Hollywood is running low on those.
Good News For The Guy Who Got His Head Cut Off In Hollywood: They Found His Hands And Feet!
Thursday, January 19 by

If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!

He later pooped on it.
Yep, Now There’s An Award Show For Dogs
Thursday, January 19 by

At least the thank you speeches will be short.

Thanks, Chuck!
‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It
Thursday, January 19 by

He is difficult to say no to.

Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.
Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome
Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.