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Given Zach’s track record, this could have spiraled into disaster a lot quicker.

And not just because it has Ben Affleck in it.

Brazilian director Padilha (the ‘Robocop’ remake) is going into dangerous territory. Like, future Detroit dangerous.

Fox Searchlight is trying to spark (light up?) the interest of a certain audience via Twitter.

One of these actors will play Quatto. Is it… Jessica Biel?

Where are your seven dwarves, Kristen Stewart? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Crowe will release the doc to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pearl Jam. In unrelated news: I’m so old I want to cry.

Sarah Palin thought the best way to create an objective cinematic look at her politics and person was to create one herself.

Whoever bet that he wouldn’t have a beard and a plaid shirt in this interview owes me five bucks.

It all makes so much sense.

Do you even know what kind of shape you have to be in to jog alongside a moving car?

Can’t wait to see what they have to say about R. Kelly.

And they said it couldn’t be done without Jackie Chan.

March 2013?! You know how many PhD’s James Franco can earn in that time?

Europe always gets the cool stuff first.

Javier Bardem’s psychological commitment to the film is being called into question.

We’re also given visual confirmation that these aliens are as ugly as they are pesky.

“Can I suspend my life, to momentarily venture to that dark place… called Riddick.” – Vin Diesel

Two words: ‘Jennifer’s Body’. *Shudder*

Fukunaga (‘Jane Eyre’) will helm Focus Feature’s ‘No Blood, No Guts, No Glory’. Score another four points for a great title. Or “four score,” if you will.

Columbia Pictures has grabbed the US distribution rights for the film, to be written by ‘The Hurt Locker’ scribe Mark Boal. It’s a regular Hurt Lockereunion.

Yeah. That just happened.

Louis C.K. introduces an effective form of birth control.

In this version, Houdini falls victim to a con artist. ‘Harry Houdini: Rube’

Director Matthew Vaughn plans to go all Multiple Man and make sequels.

Dexter, scarring his cheek will only be redundant.

You know who’s really getting jerked around with all these schedule changes? The dwarves.

Good to know that one of the thousand Frankenstein films in development is in able hands.

One does not simply walk onto the set of ‘The Hobbit’.

Toby Jones has followed Stanley Tucci to the set of ‘The Hunger Games’.