Sadly, this announcement took longer than I expected.
But what of the cast?!
At the very least, the crew is getting cool new satin jackets.
There’s precious time left to watch ‘B.A.P.S.’!
The darkest origin story of them all.
In real life, Lucy Lawless’ superpower is acting like an entitled Hollywood liberal.
Enter now for your chance to win.
January Jones was robbed!
Ah…the sweet smell of universal agreement.
A movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen.
Good for her.
A major score for mimes everywhere.
Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.
Her own maid must be so proud.
The big night is finally here!
Ugh, it’s so hard to care.
From the makers of ‘Upstairs Downstairs… With a Sh*tload of Cats’.
Kate Walsh posed naked on the cover of Shape magazine…just like everyone else.
I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.
Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.
First, Kansas City, then, the world.
This is Obama’s fault. Somehow.
Did not see this one coming.
The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.
At Del Taco, you can get fries with your Mexican food…and a broken arm.
Hail to the King, baby.
Like everyone else, the Weinsteins are getting rid of cable and switching to Netflix.
Full Contest Rules
Ron %&^*ing Swanson.