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The world's most likable statutory rapist.
This Music Video Starring Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Wooderson’ Suggests He Too Might Stay The Same Age
Monday, January 23 by

Hello, old friend.

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‘Saw’ Creator’s ‘The Conjuring’ Has Patrick Wilson And Vera Farmiga In Its Grasp
Sunday, January 22 by

Loud noises, demons, shadows, you know the deal.

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‘The Last Exorcism’ Should Have Been Called ‘The Second-To-Last Exorcism”
Saturday, January 21 by

‘The For Real Last Exorcism’.

How is 'Big Bang' #1? They don't even have an odd-looking guy in a floppy purple hat!
A Shitty Torch Is Passed: ‘Big Bang Theory’ Outperforms ‘Idol’
Friday, January 20 by

If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol’” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.

Mourn ya, till I join ya, TJ Hooker.
Priceline Is Going To Kill Off William Shatner
Friday, January 20 by

I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.

He sees all.
Rob Lowe’s Other Predictions For 2012
Thursday, January 19 by

He’s like a wizard from the future.

I hope it wasn't an aspiring actor. Hollywood is running low on those.
Good News For The Guy Who Got His Head Cut Off In Hollywood: They Found His Hands And Feet!
Thursday, January 19 by

If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!

He later pooped on it.
Yep, Now There’s An Award Show For Dogs
Thursday, January 19 by

At least the thank you speeches will be short.

Thanks, Chuck!
‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It
Thursday, January 19 by

He is difficult to say no to.

Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.
Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome
Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.
Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign
Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

"I'm not thrilled about it either."
Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk
Wednesday, January 18 by

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Yeah right. You just can't trust politicians.
C-SPAN Investigates: Does Mitt Romney Have A Big Penis?
Wednesday, January 18 by

Asking for a friend.

"Where the white women at?"
‘Letterman’ Booker Fired After Girls Cry About Him
Tuesday, January 17 by

Works with speeding tickets too!

"That's the sound your mother makes, Trebek."
“What Is Donkey Punch, Alex?”
Tuesday, January 17 by

It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”

"They see me rollin'/They hatin...'"
‘FDR: American Badass’ Trailer
Tuesday, January 17 by

He makes Teddy look like Zac Efron.

You should see what the chicks at Whole Foods will do for flaxseed oil.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Woman Arrested After Offering Sex For McNuggets
Tuesday, January 17 by

I wonder if she’s Super-sized?

Spaghetti Wednesday takes a sexy turn.
Marcus Nispel Sharpens His Blade For ‘Hack/Slash’
Tuesday, January 17 by

He’s risking a critical drubbing with a title like that.

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Here’s What Won At The Golden Globes Last Night
Monday, January 16 by

Matt LeBlanc!?

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That ‘Goosebumps’ Movie Is Still Happening, Has A Screenwriter
Sunday, January 15 by

He better write the script of his life – or he might lose it!

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Quentin Tarantino Isn’t A Fan Of ‘Drive’
Saturday, January 14 by

Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.

All Kardashian bashing aside, they do have a really f*cking tasteful foyer.
Anderson Cooper Bans Kardashians From His New Talk Show
Friday, January 13 by

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

"Who Wants To Breath Heavily While Watching TV?"
Paula Deen Has Type II Diabetes. Can You Pass The Butter?
Friday, January 13 by

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.

You hear that? That's the sound of 50,000 hipsters getting an erection because they just found the theme for their next barbecue.
CW Has A Clever Name For Its Dumb Musical Chairs Game Show
Friday, January 13 by

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

I bent my Wookiee!
In Honor Of ‘Toy Hunters’: Jordan Hembrough’s 7 Rarest Toy Finds
Friday, January 13 by

Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel

Photo Credit: MajorSpoilers.com
5 Funniest Things We Overheard On The Set Of ‘Tomb Raider XXX’
Friday, January 13 by

Besides the slurping sounds…

If he wins, this goes on our money.
Stephen Colbert Could Be Our Future Leader
Friday, January 13 by

If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.

Best Beer Advertisement Ever
Glenn Howerton And Various Funny Others Going Down To ‘Coffee Town’
Friday, January 13 by

With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.

It's like this, but with her naked breasts. So really nothing like this.
This Is Important: Amanda Seyfried Will Be Nude In ‘Lovelace’
Thursday, January 12 by

If this porn biopic didn’t feature Seryfried’s breasts, it would probably be time to riot.

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Stop and Watch: The Banned ‘Human Unipede’ Commercial
Thursday, January 12 by

‘The Human Centipede’ series heads in a fresh new direction.