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Teach 'em how to Dougie, Gene.
Get Your Hopes Up, A ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ Sequel Is ‘Yes, Absolutely 100%’ Getting Made
Thursday, February 9 by

Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.
Hooray For Hollywood: Throwing A Football On An L.A. County Beach Could Cost You $1,000
Thursday, February 9 by

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.

I don't recall Col. Sanders being in Tolkien's books.
‘The Hobbit’ Finally Gets Around To Casting Billy Connolly
Thursday, February 9 by

Refusing to cut his hair has paid off.

Well, I'm awarding myself Screen Junkies "Screen Cap of the Month."
George Stephanopoulos Finds One More Objectionable Aspect Of ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’: GO-GO JUICE!
Wednesday, February 8 by

Reporting a story about ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is just like giving people an invitation to be angry about something.

Does this look like a man who watches 'Jersey Shore'? No. No it doesn't.
Even Carson Daly Doesn’t Watch MTV
Wednesday, February 8 by

The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.

The set just isn't as safe as that of 'Tommy the Cool Mule'
Horses Euthanized On Set Of HBO’s ‘Luck’
Wednesday, February 8 by

The set just isn’t as safe as that of ‘Tommy the Cool Mule’

Russell Crowe reacts to Lana Del Ray"s SNL performance.
Russell Crowe Confirms Interest In Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’
Wednesday, February 8 by

And he totally hates ‘Robocop’.

I have some bad news... your date is here.
‘Boardwalk Empire’ To Paz de la Huerta: “L8Rs, Cray-Cray!”
Tuesday, February 7 by

Thanks for the mammaries!

Apparently, some soulless movie exec screaming, "Remember Stretch Armstrong?" doesn't mean it will be a viable movie.
Universal Just Paid Millions Of Dollars To Not Make Movies Based On Hasbro Toys
Tuesday, February 7 by

I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.

Why yes, I ordered the "handsome."
‘This Means War’ Pushes Back Valentines Opening, Nation’s Girlfriends Weep
Tuesday, February 7 by

Geez. That’s too bad.

This article rains on a lot of people's parades.
This South African Guy Was Trapped In A Cave With Zombies For Three Years
Tuesday, February 7 by

Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.

He's laughin', he's havin' a good time.
Hey Man, That Bob Marley Doc Is Coming Out On 4/20. Sick!
Tuesday, February 7 by

Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.

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The Second Cut Is The Deepest: ‘Machete’ Sequel Is A Go
Tuesday, February 7 by

They just keep f***ing with the wrong Mexican.

Wow. She's...she's very...very handsome.
Hooray For Hollywood: Musician Arrested For Trying To Run Over Park Ranger
Monday, February 6 by

It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.

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‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Just Might Match The Hype
Monday, February 6 by

Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.

We'd rather read.
9 On-Demand Channels We’d Like To See Instead Of Ryan Gosling
Monday, February 6 by

There’s got to be something better on.

Teach me how to Uggie.
Uggie (The Dog From ‘The Artist’) Is Sick!!!
Monday, February 6 by

He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?

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12 Potential Sponsors For The “Kodak” Theater
Monday, February 6 by

Brett Ratner need not apply.

How rude!
The Donkey Sperm Network Is Sorry That M.I.A. Flipped You Off
Monday, February 6 by

She is SO not getting a sitcom now.

"Harrison Ford, if you let go you can prevent both 'Indiana Jones 4' and geting a really weird, age-inappropriate earring!"
Harrison Ford Getting Back In The Blade Running Game?
Saturday, February 4 by

It would be pretty cool if this happened.

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Ben Gazzara (A.K.A. Jackie Treehorn) Dead At 81
Friday, February 3 by

He brought JCPenney’s to this town

In which Dabney nears the end of his rope.
‘Enter The Alpha Dog’ (Dabney Coleman Erotic Fan Fiction – Chapter 17)
Friday, February 3 by

Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.

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David Lynch Directs Another Commercial For His Coffee Line
Friday, February 3 by

Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.

Einstein will be played by Nathan Lane.
‘Back To The Future’ To Become A Super-Timely Musical?
Thursday, February 2 by

Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”

Are you flirting with me, Mr. Grohl?
Dave Grohl And Dana Gould To Seemingly Spoof Metallica In New FX Show
Thursday, February 2 by

It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?

Former slaves.
Amazing Letter From A Slave (Darth Vader) To His Former Master (Watto)
Thursday, February 2 by

Amazing!

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Howard Stern, David Letterman Bash Jay Leno Yet Again (It Never Gets Old)
Thursday, February 2 by

In other news, the sun came up in the east.

Don't make us choose.
Are Russell Crowe And Liam Neeson Boarding Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’?
Thursday, February 2 by

Earth’s last two wolves had best watch their backs.

She's remained silent far too long on the topic of corporate hubris.
Tyler Perry To Take On Wall Street The Only Way He Can: By Masquerading As A Giant Black Lady
Wednesday, February 1 by

I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.

Pretty soon, we won't even need the popcorn, but rather will just have these bridging the gap between the butter fountain and my mouth.
Baja Innovations Has A New Way To Butter Your Popcorn (Not A Metaphor)
Wednesday, February 1 by

In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.