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He later pooped on it.
Yep, Now There’s An Award Show For Dogs
Thursday, January 19 by

At least the thank you speeches will be short.

Thanks, Chuck!
‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It
Thursday, January 19 by

He is difficult to say no to.

Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.
Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome
Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.
Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign
Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

"I'm not thrilled about it either."
Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk
Wednesday, January 18 by

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Yeah right. You just can't trust politicians.
C-SPAN Investigates: Does Mitt Romney Have A Big Penis?
Wednesday, January 18 by

Asking for a friend.

"Where the white women at?"
‘Letterman’ Booker Fired After Girls Cry About Him
Tuesday, January 17 by

Works with speeding tickets too!

"That's the sound your mother makes, Trebek."
“What Is Donkey Punch, Alex?”
Tuesday, January 17 by

It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”

"They see me rollin'/They hatin...'"
‘FDR: American Badass’ Trailer
Tuesday, January 17 by

He makes Teddy look like Zac Efron.

You should see what the chicks at Whole Foods will do for flaxseed oil.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Woman Arrested After Offering Sex For McNuggets
Tuesday, January 17 by

I wonder if she’s Super-sized?

Spaghetti Wednesday takes a sexy turn.
Marcus Nispel Sharpens His Blade For ‘Hack/Slash’
Tuesday, January 17 by

He’s risking a critical drubbing with a title like that.

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Here’s What Won At The Golden Globes Last Night
Monday, January 16 by

Matt LeBlanc!?

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That ‘Goosebumps’ Movie Is Still Happening, Has A Screenwriter
Sunday, January 15 by

He better write the script of his life – or he might lose it!

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Quentin Tarantino Isn’t A Fan Of ‘Drive’
Saturday, January 14 by

Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.

All Kardashian bashing aside, they do have a really f*cking tasteful foyer.
Anderson Cooper Bans Kardashians From His New Talk Show
Friday, January 13 by

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

"Who Wants To Breath Heavily While Watching TV?"
Paula Deen Has Type II Diabetes. Can You Pass The Butter?
Friday, January 13 by

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.

You hear that? That's the sound of 50,000 hipsters getting an erection because they just found the theme for their next barbecue.
CW Has A Clever Name For Its Dumb Musical Chairs Game Show
Friday, January 13 by

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

I bent my Wookiee!
In Honor Of ‘Toy Hunters’: Jordan Hembrough’s 7 Rarest Toy Finds
Friday, January 13 by

Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel

Photo Credit: MajorSpoilers.com
5 Funniest Things We Overheard On The Set Of ‘Tomb Raider XXX’
Friday, January 13 by

Besides the slurping sounds…

If he wins, this goes on our money.
Stephen Colbert Could Be Our Future Leader
Friday, January 13 by

If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.

Best Beer Advertisement Ever
Glenn Howerton And Various Funny Others Going Down To ‘Coffee Town’
Friday, January 13 by

With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.

It's like this, but with her naked breasts. So really nothing like this.
This Is Important: Amanda Seyfried Will Be Nude In ‘Lovelace’
Thursday, January 12 by

If this porn biopic didn’t feature Seryfried’s breasts, it would probably be time to riot.

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Stop and Watch: The Banned ‘Human Unipede’ Commercial
Thursday, January 12 by

‘The Human Centipede’ series heads in a fresh new direction.

If anyone has a more recent photo, please email it to us.
Hulk Hogan To Shave His Mustache, But Not At All In Response To Those Gay Rumors
Thursday, January 12 by

If you eat his mustache trimmings, I’m assuming you become him?

Gay fish, yo.
Every Musical “Guest” Who Ever Appeared On ‘South Park’ (Gallery)
Thursday, January 12 by

Gay fish, yo.

What he must say about her behind her back.
’2 Broke Girls’ Creator Michael Patrick King Is Gay, So He Can Mock Whoever He Wants
Wednesday, January 11 by

It seems he’s proud of his work.

Why hello there. Will Smith didn't hear you come in.
Will Smith To Host Kids’ Choice Awards. Also, News Is Really Slow Today.
Wednesday, January 11 by

Try to flex on him? Don’t be silly.

If you're Jason O., you should know that these two guys dig your work.
Patton Oswalt, Garry Shandling Act Out A Yelp Parking Lot Review
Wednesday, January 11 by

Yelp user Jason O. might now be eligible to join the Writers Guild.

His previous cartoon experience.
Bryan Cranston To Take ‘Archer’ On A Space Mission
Wednesday, January 11 by

Do they make meth in space?

"I'm here to fix the cable."
Robert Rodat Taking A Hammer To ‘Thor 2′ Script
Wednesday, January 11 by

How will Thor lose his powers this time?