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Whose going to take them home?
Where Will The Stars Go After ‘Community’ Is Canceled?
Tuesday, February 28 by

But what of the cast?!

"Is that... locusts?"
‘The Man Who Killed Don Quixote’ Is Maybe Actually Maybe Getting Made Now
Tuesday, February 28 by

At the very least, the crew is getting cool new satin jackets.

So long, Spartacus.
Netflix Instant Loses Over 1,000 Starz Titles This Week
Tuesday, February 28 by

There’s precious time left to watch ‘B.A.P.S.’!

She becomes Carrie in some sort of Anakin-to-Dart Vader-type saga.
AnnaSophia Robb Will Be The New Carrie Bradshaw In The ‘Sex And The City’ Prequel
Tuesday, February 28 by

The darkest origin story of them all.

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Lucy Lawless Tries To Deny The World Its Sweet, Sweet Oil, Gets Arrested
Monday, February 27 by

In real life, Lucy Lawless’ superpower is acting like an entitled Hollywood liberal.

Project X: Rated R
Caption This Pic For Your Chance To Win The Ultimate Party Pack From ‘Project X’
Monday, February 27 by

Enter now for your chance to win.

Might as well carve Sandler's name into all of them.
As We Predicted, Adam Sandler Sweeps The 2012 Razzie Award Nominations
Monday, February 27 by

January Jones was robbed!

Thank god that's over with.
Here Are Your 2012 Academy Award Winners
Monday, February 27 by

Ah…the sweet smell of universal agreement.

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‘The Artist’ Wins Best Picture
Sunday, February 26 by

A movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen.

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Meryl Streep Wins Third Oscar For ‘The Iron Lady’
Sunday, February 26 by

Good for her.

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Jean Dujardin Wins Best Actor
Sunday, February 26 by

Damn, really?

"Have zeese engraved weez my name on eet."
Michel Hazanavicius Wins Best Director Oscar For ‘The Artist’
Sunday, February 26 by

A major score for mimes everywhere.

You just got Plum'd.
Christopher Plummer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actor Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.

"When the free samples woman turns her back, we strike."
Octavia Spencer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actress Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Her own maid must be so proud.

I thought the whole point of the passage of time was that we didn't have to be subjected to films that look like this anymore.
What You’ve All Been Waiting For: The 2012 Independent Spirit Awards
Sunday, February 26 by

The big night is finally here!

This schtick could get old fast.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Dictator Responds To Being Banned From Oscars
Friday, February 24 by

Ugh, it’s so hard to care.

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Catsterpiece Classics Presents ‘Downton Tabby’
Friday, February 24 by

From the makers of ‘Upstairs Downstairs… With a Sh*tload of Cats’.

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17 Magazine Covers More Scandalous Than Kate Walsh’s Naked ‘Shape’
Friday, February 24 by

Kate Walsh posed naked on the cover of Shape magazine…just like everyone else.

Yes, yes. But where do you take it?
The Rock To Break Type And Play Hercules… Hold On, It Gets Better… For Brett Ratner
Thursday, February 23 by

I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.

The 2012 'Hunger Games' Food Court Tour
‘The Hunger Games’ Is Logically Doing A Mall Publicity Tour
Thursday, February 23 by

Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.

I hope the resolution is higher than what's depicted here.
Google Going Head-To-Head With Those Bastards From Time Warner
Thursday, February 23 by

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

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‘The Lorax’ Is Brainwashing Our Kids Says Fox News
Thursday, February 23 by

This is Obama’s fault. Somehow.

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George Costanza’s Boss Tried To Kill Himself
Thursday, February 23 by

Did not see this one coming.

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Oscars Ban Sacha Baron Cohen Because They Hate Fun
Wednesday, February 22 by

The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.

Their restrooms are in high demand.
Hooray For Hollywood: Del Taco Toilet Tussle Ends In Broken Bones
Wednesday, February 22 by

At Del Taco, you can get fries with your Mexican food…and a broken arm.

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In Honor Of Ash Wednesday: 24 Ash Williams ‘Evil Dead’ GIFs
Wednesday, February 22 by

Hail to the King, baby.

He usually only streams on fire hydrants.
The Weinstein Company Bypasses Cable For Netflix
Wednesday, February 22 by

Like everyone else, the Weinsteins are getting rid of cable and switching to Netflix.

Project X: Rated R
Project X Twitter Contest Rules
Wednesday, February 22 by

Full Contest Rules

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Nick Offerman Is The New Rainn Wilson; Joins Diablo Cody’s ‘Lamb Of God’
Wednesday, February 22 by

Ron %&^*ing Swanson.

It will be whatever the opposite of 'Ratatouille' is.
Guillermo Del Toro To Freak Kids Out With CGI Epic ‘Day Of The Dead’
Tuesday, February 21 by

Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.