Starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris.
Kevin James was previously booked.
The most eagerly anticipated aspect of Comic-Con 2012 is here.
Aren’t we the one in charge?
NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.
They may or may not have been inside a person for purposes of breathing.
Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!
His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.
The role is still up for grabs. Handsome devils only.
Looks like ‘Justice League’ is something we need to worry about again.
I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.
Nothing’s cheaper than free…
He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!
Imps say the darndest things.
His throne sucks compared to the Iron Throne.
Richard Dawson has died.
I blame Madonna, and yes, I’m comfortable doing that.
All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.
OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!
The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.
“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.
In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.
Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.
Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.
Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.
Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)
If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.
Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.
You can smell the obesity.
Free tickets and a delicious snack. Thoughtful!