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"Have zeese engraved weez my name on eet."
Michel Hazanavicius Wins Best Director Oscar For ‘The Artist’
Sunday, February 26 by

A major score for mimes everywhere.

You just got Plum'd.
Christopher Plummer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actor Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.

"When the free samples woman turns her back, we strike."
Octavia Spencer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actress Oscar
Sunday, February 26 by

Her own maid must be so proud.

I thought the whole point of the passage of time was that we didn't have to be subjected to films that look like this anymore.
What You’ve All Been Waiting For: The 2012 Independent Spirit Awards
Sunday, February 26 by

The big night is finally here!

This schtick could get old fast.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Dictator Responds To Being Banned From Oscars
Friday, February 24 by

Ugh, it’s so hard to care.

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Catsterpiece Classics Presents ‘Downton Tabby’
Friday, February 24 by

From the makers of ‘Upstairs Downstairs… With a Sh*tload of Cats’.

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17 Magazine Covers More Scandalous Than Kate Walsh’s Naked ‘Shape’
Friday, February 24 by

Kate Walsh posed naked on the cover of Shape magazine…just like everyone else.

Yes, yes. But where do you take it?
The Rock To Break Type And Play Hercules… Hold On, It Gets Better… For Brett Ratner
Thursday, February 23 by

I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.

The 2012 'Hunger Games' Food Court Tour
‘The Hunger Games’ Is Logically Doing A Mall Publicity Tour
Thursday, February 23 by

Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.

I hope the resolution is higher than what's depicted here.
Google Going Head-To-Head With Those Bastards From Time Warner
Thursday, February 23 by

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

OBEY
‘The Lorax’ Is Brainwashing Our Kids Says Fox News
Thursday, February 23 by

This is Obama’s fault. Somehow.

Mr. Kruger
George Costanza’s Boss Tried To Kill Himself
Thursday, February 23 by

Did not see this one coming.

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Oscars Ban Sacha Baron Cohen Because They Hate Fun
Wednesday, February 22 by

The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.

Their restrooms are in high demand.
Hooray For Hollywood: Del Taco Toilet Tussle Ends In Broken Bones
Wednesday, February 22 by

At Del Taco, you can get fries with your Mexican food…and a broken arm.

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In Honor Of Ash Wednesday: 24 Ash Williams ‘Evil Dead’ GIFs
Wednesday, February 22 by

Hail to the King, baby.

He usually only streams on fire hydrants.
The Weinstein Company Bypasses Cable For Netflix
Wednesday, February 22 by

Like everyone else, the Weinsteins are getting rid of cable and switching to Netflix.

Project X: Rated R
Project X Twitter Contest Rules
Wednesday, February 22 by

Full Contest Rules

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Nick Offerman Is The New Rainn Wilson; Joins Diablo Cody’s ‘Lamb Of God’
Wednesday, February 22 by

Ron %&^*ing Swanson.

It will be whatever the opposite of 'Ratatouille' is.
Guillermo Del Toro To Freak Kids Out With CGI Epic ‘Day Of The Dead’
Tuesday, February 21 by

Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.

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Good News: NBC Brings Back ‘Community’ – Bad News: It’s Up Against March Madness
Tuesday, February 21 by

Pop! Pop!

Barney has more than a passing interest in world politics.
‘Homer At The Bat’ Is 20 Years Young!
Tuesday, February 21 by

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

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Roger Ebert, David Poland Think ‘Titanic 3D’ Looks Like Crap
Tuesday, February 21 by

Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?

The big screen adaptation of 'Home Improvement' really snagged an impressive cast.
WGA Awards Honor ‘The Descendants’ & ‘Midnight In Paris’ As Movies That Were Written
Tuesday, February 21 by

That’s some fine typing, boys.

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‘Red 2′ Is Apparently Going To Exist, Has A Director
Saturday, February 18 by

‘Red 2: Even Redderer’

I'd definitely buy them underwear.
Michael Bay Forced To Shoot Sequel To ‘Victoria’s Secret’ Commercial
Friday, February 17 by

Suffer the poor artist.

Sheen is such a nice guy, he even gets his picture taken with people he thinks "suck."
Charlie Sheen, As We All Are, Tired Of Pretending Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Suck
Friday, February 17 by

Tiger blood, and what have you.

Interesting, but I have a better idea.
Instead Of Hiring Cirque De Soleil, Turn The Oscars Into The ‘Hollywood Hunger Games’
Friday, February 17 by

“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”

Jim Gaffigan when someone brings up affirmative actions. Just kidding. Probably Hot Pockets.
Jim Gaffigan, The Anti-Louie C.K., To Adopt C.K.’s Distribution Model
Friday, February 17 by

It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (possibly) Israel Thornstein.
British Spy Group MI5 Reveals Charlie Chaplin MAY HAVE BEEN A FRENCHMAN!
Friday, February 17 by

Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.

"Mr. Quaid, if you don't stop telling the committee what you'd like to do with our nipples, I will ask you to leave."
Jennifer Aniston And Dennis Quaid Are Going To Star In A ‘Jackie Brown’ Prequel Whether You Think It’s A Good Idea Or Not
Friday, February 17 by

Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.