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Nick Offerman Is The New Rainn Wilson; Joins Diablo Cody’s ‘Lamb Of God’
Wednesday, February 22 by

Ron %&^*ing Swanson.

It will be whatever the opposite of 'Ratatouille' is.
Guillermo Del Toro To Freak Kids Out With CGI Epic ‘Day Of The Dead’
Tuesday, February 21 by

Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.

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Good News: NBC Brings Back ‘Community’ – Bad News: It’s Up Against March Madness
Tuesday, February 21 by

Pop! Pop!

Barney has more than a passing interest in world politics.
‘Homer At The Bat’ Is 20 Years Young!
Tuesday, February 21 by

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

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Roger Ebert, David Poland Think ‘Titanic 3D’ Looks Like Crap
Tuesday, February 21 by

Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?

The big screen adaptation of 'Home Improvement' really snagged an impressive cast.
WGA Awards Honor ‘The Descendants’ & ‘Midnight In Paris’ As Movies That Were Written
Tuesday, February 21 by

That’s some fine typing, boys.

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‘Red 2′ Is Apparently Going To Exist, Has A Director
Saturday, February 18 by

‘Red 2: Even Redderer’

I'd definitely buy them underwear.
Michael Bay Forced To Shoot Sequel To ‘Victoria’s Secret’ Commercial
Friday, February 17 by

Suffer the poor artist.

Sheen is such a nice guy, he even gets his picture taken with people he thinks "suck."
Charlie Sheen, As We All Are, Tired Of Pretending Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Suck
Friday, February 17 by

Tiger blood, and what have you.

Interesting, but I have a better idea.
Instead Of Hiring Cirque De Soleil, Turn The Oscars Into The ‘Hollywood Hunger Games’
Friday, February 17 by

“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”

Jim Gaffigan when someone brings up affirmative actions. Just kidding. Probably Hot Pockets.
Jim Gaffigan, The Anti-Louie C.K., To Adopt C.K.’s Distribution Model
Friday, February 17 by

It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you (possibly) Israel Thornstein.
British Spy Group MI5 Reveals Charlie Chaplin MAY HAVE BEEN A FRENCHMAN!
Friday, February 17 by

Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.

"Mr. Quaid, if you don't stop telling the committee what you'd like to do with our nipples, I will ask you to leave."
Jennifer Aniston And Dennis Quaid Are Going To Star In A ‘Jackie Brown’ Prequel Whether You Think It’s A Good Idea Or Not
Friday, February 17 by

Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.

OH MY GOD! SHE'S GOT A GUN!
America Treated To Two New Jenny McCarthy Shows In Development
Thursday, February 16 by

Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.

He poisons them all.
Gus Fring From ‘Breaking Bad’ Has Found His Way To ‘Community’
Thursday, February 16 by

He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.

I've grown accustomed to your face.
Expect Some Cast Shake-Ups At ‘SNL’
Thursday, February 16 by

What up with that?

I'm fat.
Is Tony Scott Making Vince Vaughn An Action Star?
Thursday, February 16 by

He’s all blows up.

Answers. NOW.
Uggie Will Not Be Attending The Oscars
Wednesday, February 15 by

Aw, hell nah!

If his PR rep had their way, he'd be staring at the 'Big Book of GAY Butts'
Brett Ratner’s New GLAAD PSAs Will Require Lots Of Rehearsing
Wednesday, February 15 by

Get it? Ugh.

Ironically, picking up this show in 2012 is exactly the type of thing that Hannibal would eat you for.
NBC Picking Up ‘Hannibal’ In What Is Clearly A Cry For Help
Wednesday, February 15 by

I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!

Seems about right.
The Big Screen ‘Twisted Metal’ Is In Good Hands
Wednesday, February 15 by

Looks like there’s a new Paul Thomas Anderson in town.

He'll continue to dance in my dreams.
Sadly, Herman Cain Won’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Next Season
Wednesday, February 15 by

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

Oh, to be a dog and in love!
Because We’re Not Total Monsters, Here’s ‘Lady And The Tramp’ With Real Dogs
Tuesday, February 14 by

Can YOU feel the love tonight?

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‘Warhorsey’ Is Just Like ‘War Horse’, But With Poop
Tuesday, February 14 by

Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.

Both these cards together get my message across
Say ‘Winter Is Coming’, I Mean, ‘I Love You’ With ‘Game Of Thrones’ Valentines
Tuesday, February 14 by

Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!

It's what this planet needs.
Michael Bay Rolling Out ‘Transformers’ Reboot
Tuesday, February 14 by

Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.

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39 Ass-Kicking Animated GIFs From ‘Eastbound & Down’
Tuesday, February 14 by

Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.

Showtime?
Seth Grahame-Smith Updates: Wazzup With ‘Beetlejuice 2′?
Tuesday, February 14 by

Just Go Hawaiian already!!

She then later sent a Tweet asking fans to maybe give her a ride to O'Hare at 6:30 AM, then maybe help her move this weekend.
Last Night Oprah Begged For Ratings In A Very Un-Orpah-Like Fashion
Monday, February 13 by

My prayers have been answered.

My two most desired items in the world - those shoes and that board.
Mattel Will Be Manufacturing The “Hoverboard” In Time For Christmas
Monday, February 13 by

I’ll hold out for the powered Pit Bull model.