For a romantic comedy, this one has a pretty fun little premise. I’m giving it my highest rating for a romantic comedy: two stars, sight unseen.
A man is tumbling through space until his oxygen runs out, wondering what the hell happened. Do not see this movie stoned.
The show must go on, even if Jack leaves.
Oh yeah, and the men are in a polyamorous gay relationship now.
Samuel L. Jackson’s character gets the privilege of forcing Kellan Lutz to fight for his freedom. Jealous!
Noam Murro has a schedule conflict.
She’s also a big fan of Beavis and Butt-Head.
The question is…what’s he picking up at the pharmacy?
FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!
He also offers up some other spoilers.
Van surfing might finally see the light of day.
Can’t wait for the ride based on ‘The Death of Mr. Lazarescu’.
He wants to play a dude named ‘Rawbone’ (maybe) in ‘Creed of Violence’.
Maybe this movie will reveal the goodness behind the man, but it will probably just be about beautiful piles of cocaine.
Indiana Jones and James Bond: Together at last.
Bring on the crazy.
Bring on the laffs! Oh. Wait. Robert Patrick isn’t funny.
Stallone. Statham. Travolta. Schwarzenegger. Van Damme. Willis. Chuck Mother#@ing Norris.
He’s directing ’1950′, a movie about the Korean War. Which thankfully happened before the age of self-aware jets.
Let’s DO this, people.
If you murder someone, their zombie corpse is going to want revenge. Not rocket science, people.
The true story of a guy who took down Vegas when it was all tourist families and theme parks. To be fair, that Vegas totally deserved it.
Oprah proved too difficult a get.
I have a hunch that this character description is “judgey and miffed.”
Maeby Funke will be in two films, which kind of makes the other two look like slackers.
Mad Men, crazy chefs, and angry birds.
But is there a job for the Crypt Keeper?
A western arrives on AMC in November.
And they’re wearing shirts. Surprisingly.
They also “hear you” about ‘The Killing’.