Ron %&^*ing Swanson.
Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.
Is this the death of unnecessary 3D? Please?
That’s some fine typing, boys.
‘Red 2: Even Redderer’
Suffer the poor artist.
Tiger blood, and what have you.
“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”
It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.
Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.
Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.
Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.
He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.
What up with that?
He’s all blows up.
Aw, hell nah!
I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!
Looks like there’s a new Paul Thomas Anderson in town.
We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.
Can YOU feel the love tonight?
Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.
Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!
Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.
Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.
Just Go Hawaiian already!!
My prayers have been answered.
I’ll hold out for the powered Pit Bull model.