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‘Jurassic Park 4′ Was Almost Ridiculous
Wednesday, October 10 by

Rejected concept art shows tragedy averted.

This pictures shows fashion sense isn't necessarily a function of intellect.
The Dumb Little Kid From ‘Modern Family’ Is Wayyyy Smarter Than All Of Us
Wednesday, October 10 by

You think he’s one of those obnoxious kids that goes around asking everyone dumb riddles?

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Judd Apatow & Paul Feig Kill Our Dreams
Wednesday, October 10 by

There will never be a ‘Freaks & Geeks’ movie. So stop asking, guy who played Alan.

What?
It’s Going To Take A Very Specific Set Of Skills To Make ‘Taken 3′ Not Suck
Tuesday, October 9 by

They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.

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Blowjobs < ‘The Walking Dead’
Tuesday, October 9 by

Just imagine what he’d turn down in favor of ‘Game of Thrones’.

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‘Louie’ Season Four: Set Your DVRs To 2014
Tuesday, October 9 by

He’s gone Full Chappelle.

He's typing his own death certificate. Morbid.
‘The Technology Is Where We Need It’ To Greenlight A ‘Peanuts’ Film
Tuesday, October 9 by

I can’t wait to hear Skrillex’ version of “Linus and Lucy.”

This room will be their purgatory.
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: ‘Whitney’ And ‘Community’ Premieres Delayed Indefinitely
Monday, October 8 by

I can’t believe they’re doing this to ‘Community’! And to a much lesser extent, ‘Whitney’.

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‘Walking Dead’ Clip: Are They Killing Off T-Dog?
Monday, October 8 by

All the clues are there.

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Katee Sackhoff Is The Latest Tough, Hot Chick Added To Lady-Version Of ‘The Expendables’
Monday, October 8 by

The countdown to Michelle Rodriguez begins now…

NOW that's a woman I would take advice from.
Lena Dunham Goes From Making Edgy, Progressive Television To Writing Tired, Non-Essential Literature
Monday, October 8 by

Good idea, bad title.

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Emily Blunt To Make Things Awkward On ‘Avengers 2′ Set?
Monday, October 8 by

Let’s hope so.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Prometheus’
Friday, October 5 by

Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.

Cohen to play Sherlock Holmes
Sacha Baron Cohen Pursues ‘The Lesbian’
Friday, October 5 by

Just be thankful he beat Rob Schneider to it.

Insatiable ball-guzzlers.
‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ Movie Moves Forward. Somewhere, An Angel Dies.
Thursday, October 4 by

The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.

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‘Cooking With Walken’ Episode One: Chicken
Thursday, October 4 by

I didn’t see him wash his hands once.

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69 Depraved Frank Reynolds GIFs
Wednesday, October 3 by

RUM HAM!!!!

Brace yourself for some truly terrible medical care.
Nicki Minaj, Who Looks Like Kind Of A Bitch, Upset That Mariah Carey Called Her A Bitch
Wednesday, October 3 by

TMZ, our de facto newsgathering partner on uneventful days, has broken news that Nicki Minaj was responding to Mariah Carey’s insults when she went off on the on the diva….

Still holding out for the spinoff 'Here Comes Chalky!'
Boardwalk Empire Already Given One More Season To Live Up To Its Potential
Wednesday, October 3 by

In case that wasn’t clear, it was renewed for season four.

BUT WILL THEY STILL PLAY ADULT CONTEMPORARY JAZZ?
The Weather Channel Will Be Naming Storms Now, And There’s Nothing Any Of Us Can Do About
Tuesday, October 2 by

Finally, some news we care about!!!

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‘Liam Neeson: The Musical’ Is Way Better Than ‘Ralph Fiennes: The Musical’
Tuesday, October 2 by

Our moms will still get the two mixed up though.

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Kevin Costner Has A Soul Patch As Well As A New Film With McG
Tuesday, October 2 by

Neither are a good idea.

A nation of weirdos mourns.
NBC Passing On That ‘Munsters’ Reboot, Probably So They Can Pick Up Something Even Worse
Tuesday, October 2 by

It’s too logical a decision, so let’s all wait for the other shoe to drop.

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Meet The New Agents Of Joss Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’
Tuesday, October 2 by

They’re even more Whedon-y than you’d think.

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Watch The ‘Dexter’ Premiere Right Here
Monday, October 1 by

Courtesy of Showtime

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Masturbating Bear To Host The Oscars
Monday, October 1 by

Not THAT Masturbating Bear.

"Cashew-Nut."
Many Of The Christopher Guest Regulars Will Be On Christopher Guest’s HBO Show
Thursday, September 27 by

Stands to reason, no?

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‘Bloodsport’ Gets The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Remix
Thursday, September 27 by

Flawless Video.

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Bruce Willis Is Confused: The Supercut
Wednesday, September 26 by

Come to think of it, he does throw off ‘Simple Jack’ vibes.

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‘Always Sunny’ Cast Goes Gentle Into That Good Night
Wednesday, September 26 by

And they are quickly replaced.