Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.
We don’t kill the living.
What about a show for ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt? Oh yeah, he died.
According to science.
Don’t get too excited until you read what it’s about.
In all fairness, the poster did foreshadow plot holes.
He’s making the leap to live-action with ‘A Million Ways To Die In The West’.
HInt: It’s not the one with Kelsey Grammer, though that would be fun.
Far more gangsta than the Burl Ives version.
The new cast is shaping up.
All your favorites are back. Some with cool new scars!
This video taken from an alternate utopian universe, where Nicolas Cage appears in everything.
Along with that kid from ‘Super 8′.
The two funniest captions win. Do it.
You don’t even know her, James.
This kid is way better than Carl.
Honestly, he’d be a bad influence.
Oakland just got sh*ttier.
She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.
Never go cold or not look like a film snob again.
It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.
Who says we can’t have Catwoman, Dumbledore, and Cobra Commander on our fantasy football team? It’s our fantasy!
News keeps getting better by the day.
A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!
I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.
In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.
This story makes me so happy I could explode!
Or mayhap he won’t.