Well, everyone knows Kubrick directed ‘The Shining’. What this mash-up presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.
“F*ck it.” – Disney
Can’t go wrong with synths.
New and sexy.
It’s Hump Day. Watch some cars get blow’d up.
Now who’s going to emotionally scar us?
There will be funny hats.
So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…
Man, I would put off so much homework in order to play this.
Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage.
The truth is out there.
This could be the best movie ever made about turtles fighting a brain from outer space.
Polish your jean jacket! That’s right. Polish it.
Don’t tell these guys about YouTube. It would devastate them.
Because, for some people, Adam Sandler doesn’t bring the laffs.
It’s more promising than a Nacho Libre sequel.
It would be too sexy for 90% of America.
It explains why they have so much trouble looking each other in the eye.
He’s going to play a 1960’s Vegas circus ringleader.
Because everyone’s a little more human in L.A.
Sounds like this series is going to demand our attention again.
It will be news when this doesn’t happen for an ‘Avengers’ film.
Who keeps buying tickets to these films?
Breathing hard or hardly breathing?
THE PROJECT CONTINUES!
They claim it’s top secret, then they give away some secrets.