McConaughey will play a charming fugitive and Witherspoon will play his slightly-less-charming love.
And ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ director Tim Hill is the man for the job.
She’s going to confuse a lot of grown men.
A sequel’s been set before we’ve even seen the first one
It’s too early to determine if he’ll dress in drag.
C’mon. James Franco wasn’t THAT bad.
Why should Michael Cera get all the dual roles?
It’s a far cry from Halle Berry.
Ruffalo will play a cop and Seyfried will play some sort of magical savant. One of those makes sense.
Wait…there ARE some parallels between ‘Game of Thrones’ and Norse mythology. How ’bout that?
We’re assuming they also get killed by the bell.
Yeah, but THIS comic book adaptation is being produced by Johnny Depp, the sexiest producer alive.
Word in Tinseltown is that he’ll be getting Spielberg’s coffee on ‘Jurassic Park 4′
Because crass Indian stereotypes are too funny to only do once every 25 years.
That Don Draper does have a silver tongue….
Drugs, antiques, and a surprisingly good soundtrack.
It will be like ‘Cars 2′ but exxxtreme.
Expect two new shows from him this year.
The ‘Man Of Steel’ is here. And he looks really mad.
Ben Walker ain’t putting up with your Satan antics, Brad Cooper.
First rule: gentleman don’t follow the rules of The Game.
Just a couple of dudes pushing a movie.
Now that it has a title, we don’t need to refer to it like some sort of mythical power that will disappear into the ether.
This ain’t no ‘Sex and the City’.
It’s all about texting nowadays.
William Friedkin points out some details that you don’t give a sh*t about.
He’s rich and broken-hearted.
He’s Hollywood’s highest paid actor according to Forbes. In related news, there was already some money in the dryer when I used it today.
Given the willingness of so many media figures to blame Hollywood, it’s probably only a matter of time.
Jimmy Olsen is gonna get TOLD.