Carrie Bradshaw never had to deal with this bullshit.
All hail TV’s most well-liked prostitute!!
Half-Man! Half-Man! Half-Man!
The end is here!
Be funny, and you might win something…
We’re down to the final four…
We’re down to the elite eight…
This is a transparent ploy for Razzie gold.
The epic battle continues, and by “epic” I mean “somewhat entertaining.”
They make a cute couple.
Stephen Hawking is the new Zach Galifianakis.
Don’t shoot the messenger. This is Jeff Foxworthy’s fault.
Not required: pants.
Is it possible for a Joss Whedon project to get a sequel?
Show the world you’re still a virgin by voting for your favorite ‘Game of Thrones’ character!
Be sure not to schedule any TRON-themed parties for that weekend.
Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.
Is this the death of twincentric cinema?
Don’t even think about taking the bunny from the box, nerds.
Will his body hit the floor?
Him being high would explain some of his previous quotes.
Don’t forget about Jean-Ralphio, guys!
This is why ‘Parks and Recreation’ is better than most every other show on TV. Well, it’s one reason.
It’s the most legal way for us to watch a small Asian man tazer his balls.
They’d make such great parents.
Who’s the lucky lady?
Anything that directs their attention from getting more streaming licenses won’t make subscribers happy.