I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.
The casting gets weirder and weirder by the day.
Michael Bay does not apologize.
I just sort of figured that everyone in America shared one password and Netflix’s revenues totaled only $7.99 per month.
If you can dodge a wrench, you must have lived a pretty hard life.
Weird. I could have totally seen this going either way.
It will continue to live on in meme form, no doubt.
It’s like facing your own mortality, but worse.
Next summer, the “it” hits the fan. – probable tagline.
And that show will probably be sponsored by Pepsi.
This might just be the ultimate fan-fic.
There’s nothing he won’t do for James Gunn.
Your wish is our command.
We knew to expect something silly but, whoa…
At least he didn’t cast Ken Jeong.
If you’re on this site, you’ve got the time to spare.
And now you know.
One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.
It might as well be an ad for Tim Allen in ‘The Shaggy Dog’.
Setting ‘Game Of Thrones’ to song is a whole other level of torture.
Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.
1926 – 2013.
They’re all available, and tomorrow at 10 AM totally works for them.
He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”
They should do parkour instead of surfing.
She’ll play some kind of role.
Sponsored by the NRA.
I’ll be there for you…. until I find out you’re a murderous robot.