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Tom Hardy To Wrestle With PTSD & Probably Break Its Back In ‘Samarkand’
Wednesday, February 27 by

PTSD is a serious risk when you star in 85 movies per year.

Darth Vader's less intimidating brother, Gerald Vader.
Simon Pegg Rumored For Future ‘Star Wars’ Films Because Of All The Nerds
Wednesday, February 27 by

Sure. This sounds agreeable enough.

He will revert back to his day job as a mannequin at the Diesel store in the Beverly Center.
Seth MacFarlane Not Interested In Hosting The Oscars Again Because Who The F*ck Would Want That Job?
Tuesday, February 26 by

He made a mockery out of a mockery!

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Charles Xavier Won’t Meet His Future-Self
Tuesday, February 26 by

We won’t see James McAvoy wrestle with the knowledge that he’ll go bald after all.

This probably wasn't staged.
Andy Dick Joins Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Move By ABC That Definitely Won’t Backfire
Tuesday, February 26 by

He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.

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Now They’re Talking About James McAvoy Being ‘The Crow’
Tuesday, February 26 by

He reads a little too Coldplay to be ‘The Crow’.

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Quvenzhan√© Wallis Cast As ‘Annie’ And Is Not A ‘C-Word’ Despite What You May Have Read
Monday, February 25 by

Not bad for the youngest loser in Oscars history.

Get ready to do some damage.
‘Man At Arms’: “Forging Finn’s Golden Sword”
Monday, February 25 by

This guy delights our inner 12 year-old.

Not at all rooted in real life.
Lindsay Lohan Will Play Herself On FX’s ‘Anger Management’, Because That’s Where Her Career Is These Days
Monday, February 25 by

I smell a cameo! And cocaine.

Man, this is a really weird picture.
Adam Sandler Looking To Reteam With Drew Barrymore On A Film That Sounds Downright Painful
Monday, February 25 by

Send the lady from wardrobe to the cargo shorts store. NOW!

GROUCHIES
The Grouchies Awards 2013!
Monday, February 25 by

We didn’t enjoy the Oscars but we had A LOT of fun picking out the weirdest moments.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 3 Trailer: Ice and Fire Delivered As Promised
Monday, February 25 by

HBO’s really pumping money into this show now.

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Nielsen, The Ratings Company, Finally Gets Around To Recognizing Audiences Via Non-Televisions
Thursday, February 21 by

It beats just getting on Facebook and doing a “guesstimate.”

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FX Developing A Show About A Stuntman, A Job That Existed Before CGI
Thursday, February 21 by

Explosions, dammit.

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SJS: Will ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Suck?
Thursday, February 21 by

Bryan Singer is not teflon.

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Jennifer Lawrence And David O. Russell Should Just Get Married Already
Wednesday, February 20 by

She’s just signed on for her third film with him.

SILF.
A Lengthy And Insightful History Of…The Cosby Sweater
Tuesday, February 19 by

He wore them because they masked Rudy’s bloody during his often-violent outbursts. Just kidding. Not at all.

He could do most anything with that body.
Christian Bale To Climb Mount Everest!!!! (In A Movie)
Tuesday, February 19 by

When will Christian Bale make a movie about a guy just having fun?

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The Cast Of ‘Happy Endings’ And Their Favorite Props Do The Harlem Shake
Monday, February 18 by

Always nice to see Sinbrad.

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Forest Whitaker Hilariously Accused Of Shoplifting
Monday, February 18 by

Actor… director… yogurt thief?

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Alec Baldwin Beefing With Reporters Again
Monday, February 18 by

In all fairness, he didn’t say anything he wouldn’t say to his own family.

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Kyle Chandler To Play Yet Another Authority Figure In Showtime’s ‘The Vatican’
Monday, February 18 by

He’ll still get to call everyone “son” in this series. Well, maybe not the pope.

"Smile big, David. No. Bigger. Whatever. Fuck it. I'M TAKING THE PICTURE NOW."
David O. Russell’s ‘American Bullshit’ Cast Nearing Perfection
Friday, February 15 by

Master caster.

Literally none of these people will be in the series.
NBC Now Adapting ‘About A Boy’ As A Series
Friday, February 15 by

With Minnie Driver starring. Presumably not as the boy.

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Michael Mann Hires Chris Hemsworth To Fight The Y2K Bug Or Something
Friday, February 15 by

Thor will save us all from cyber attacks.

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‘The Host’ Trailer: Sexy Teens Versus Brain Slugs
Thursday, February 14 by

Just as ridiculous as ‘Twilight’ but without the silliness.

TAKE YOUR TOP OFF, FUNNYGIRL!
In The First You’ve Heard Of Whitney Cummings’ E! Talk Show, Her Talk Show Has Been Cancelled
Thursday, February 14 by

Sunrise, Sunset.

He must have been a fan of 'Cheers'.
One Entry On The List Of Stanley Kubrick’s Favorite Films Sticks Out Like A Sore Thumb
Thursday, February 14 by

One entry might surprise you.

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The SJ Show: Can Movies Get You Laid?
Thursday, February 14 by

Hal’s looking for love. On Craigslist.

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Peter Dinklage To Play Some Kind Of Thing In ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’
Thursday, February 14 by

He’s either playing a mutant or a short human. We think.