Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.
Watch your favorite celebrities trying to make that dollar.
The ‘Fresh Prince’ uncle was 68.
Pay attention, Jeremy Lin.
You can just assume your favorite shows are getting the axe.
I just call it “the sequel” because I don’t want to type “Smaug.”
Sadly, it doesn’t involve him stranded on an island.
I have under 48 hours to make my wife watch ‘Back To School’.
The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.
It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.
It’s what Paul would have wanted. According to Vin Diesel.
Santa’s hearing funny things out here. Funny things.
If there’s one thing that kids love, it’s a whoddunit.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.
Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?
I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.
Go f*ck yourself, America.
‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.
Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.
It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.
In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.
Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.
But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.
He really knows how to teach critics.
Off to Never Never Land.
The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.
If you are planning on seeing the season three finale, but haven’t, you might not want to read this.