I hope he doesn’t get his mustache rubbed off again.
“I’m done,” says the guy who has the luxury of saying that because the thing he’s done with has made him very rich.
Up your nose with a rubber hose…in heaven.
Ya got a little dirt on your shoulder there, Opie.
“‘Oh Sit!’? More like…’Oh F*ck!’”
“Quit bustin’ my labia.”
He should change his name to “Chad Head-o Butt-o.”
Is it too early to clamor for a Cranston-Paul reunion? And bring the guy who plays Badger, too.
This sequel > Ghostbusters sequel.
Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.
I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.
Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.
Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.
‘Lawless’ is in theaters August 29th.
The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”
Radical departure from the groundwork set by ‘Evan Almighty’.
He really makes it look easy.
In all fairness, they could be under mind control.
Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.
Don’t shoot the messenger.
Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!
Sing it, Data!
It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.
ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.
Put on the suit!
Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”
How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?
“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”