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What the fuck are you looking at, Charlie Sheen?
‘Anger Management’ Gets Automatically Picked Up For 90 More Episodes. Yup. 90.
Wednesday, August 29 by

It took ‘Arrested Development’ six years to get ten more.

Pretend the green dude is Shawn Ryan.
Eddie Murphy And Shawn Ryan Shopping Around ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show
Wednesday, August 29 by

I don’t know if my knee-jerk reaction is supposed to be love or hate.

This is either Jay Leno or Jimmy Kimmel. It's hard to tell.
‘Shit On Jay Leno’ Week Continues With Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘F*ck Him’
Tuesday, August 28 by

He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”

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Maria Hill Hates Her Boss In Alternate ‘Avengers’ Opening
Tuesday, August 28 by

It’s still better than working retail.

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Jose Padilha Is Having A Bitch Of A Time Remaking ‘RoboCop’
Tuesday, August 28 by

In all fairness, RoboCop is a very nuanced character.

At least he's excited about this list.
Forbes’ 20 Highest Paid Celebrities Is A Depressing List
Tuesday, August 28 by

They’re the richest, and, therefore, the best.

Try to look away from Nic Cage for a second, and you'll see the guy I'm talking about.
The In-Development ‘Beached’ May Have The Best Logline In Cinema History
Tuesday, August 28 by

Oh, man. I don’t want to give it away here, but it’s a keeper.

Just like in my dream...
Howard Stern Calls Jay Leno A ‘Spineless Maggot’, Upsets Fragile NBC
Monday, August 27 by

I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.

LeBron James loves his double headband because it hides how bald he is. So there.
LeBron James Would Just Love To Do A ‘Space Jam’ Sequel
Monday, August 27 by

Further evidence that LeBron is 100% incapable of being his own man.

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The Dwight Schrute ‘Office’ Spinoff Hasn’t Cast His Little Brother: FALSE!
Monday, August 27 by

Perhaps this isn’t clear. They cast his brother.

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All The Ass-Beatings Of The 60′s ‘Batman’ In One Convenient Video
Friday, August 24 by

Violence has come a long way since the 1960′s.

Spurlock after the first round of contract negotiations with Ted Turner.
CNN Continues To Test Definition Of ‘News’ With Morgan Spurlock Show
Friday, August 24 by

Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?

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Burning Question: Will Wes Mantooth Appear In ‘Anchorman 2′?
Friday, August 24 by

And possibly an armless Luke Wilson?

Fight your own battles, baby!
Angelina Jolie Will Co-Star With One Of Her Many, Many Children In ‘Maleficent’
Thursday, August 23 by

Ohhhhhhh, the other 472 brothers and sisters are going to be soooo jealous.

Ned Flanders.
‘American Bible Challenge’ Is Hosted By Jeff Foxworthy, But Fails The Trifecta By Not Being On TNN
Wednesday, August 22 by

Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.

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Drunk Guy Tripping On Shrooms Goes On ‘Price Is Right’. Sadly, No Puking.
Wednesday, August 22 by

Bob Barker would not have allowed this.

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Get Ready To ‘The Rocketeer’ All Over Again
Wednesday, August 22 by

‘The Shadow’ and ‘The Phantom’ reboots can’t be too far behind.

No way they are actually wearing that! COME ON!
I Wish This Wasn’t Just A Movie And Television Site So I Could Talk About Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger’s Engagement
Wednesday, August 22 by

Screw it, I’m doing it anyway.

Sorry they annoyed you with their friendship, NBC.
‘The Office’ Is Done After Next Year, Which May Surprise People Who Thought It Was Already Cancelled
Tuesday, August 21 by

I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”

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‘Ghostbusters’ Theme Sung By Machines
Tuesday, August 21 by

The machines have risen. And they’re total nerds.

Would the owner of the Pontiac Vibe please move their car from Mr. West's reserved parking spot?
Kanye West To Possibly Bring His Brand Of Crazy To ‘American Idol’
Tuesday, August 21 by

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

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Warner Bros. Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck
Tuesday, August 21 by

No sale, Opie.

This type of flaming bullshit doesn't fly in Kiev.
Ukraine Sick Of Spongebob Squarepants Being So Gay, Seeks To Ban Him
Tuesday, August 21 by

These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island

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‘Walking Dead’ To Campaign Against Dish Network At Political Conventions
Tuesday, August 21 by

Cute. In a flesh-rotting, repulsive way.

John Goodman in what I can only presume is some sort of movie role.
John Goodman Might Join ‘The Hangover III’ *Crickets, Wolf Howl, Tumbleweed Rolling By*
Monday, August 20 by

Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.

R.I.P.
I Know You’re Bummed About Tony Scott, But Phyllis Diller Died, Too
Monday, August 20 by

R.I.P.

"Robert Langdon Tom Hanks" is one of my top 12 favorite Tom Hanks looks.
Tom Hanks Thinks The Kennedy Assassination Is The New World War II
Monday, August 20 by

“…back and to the left. Back…and to the left.”

Official auditon photo.
Shia LaBeouf To Have Real Sex With An Actual Girl In Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’
Friday, August 17 by

Classic Von Trier.

SIMILAR NAME ALERT!
Police Looking To Arrest Walter White For Cooking Lots Of Meth
Friday, August 17 by

Yes, we know the difference between fiction and reality.

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The Bodies Pile Up In ‘Dexter’ Season 7 Trailer
Thursday, August 16 by

Featuring the Deftones.