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Yeah. This seems like a pretty good fit.
Prince And Lady Gaga To Soundtrack The ‘Gatsby’ Film, The Way Fitzgerald Would Have Wanted It
Monday, October 15 by

Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!

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It’s Official: Coulson Lives! Kinda!!
Monday, October 15 by

He makes his return in the ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ television series.

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Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly
Friday, October 12 by

Shame on everyone involved.

He's thinking about sending Coach Taylor over to tell Mitt he knows better than that and to use his damn head.
Peter Berg Wants Mitt Romney To Stop Using ‘Friday Night Lights’ Slogan
Friday, October 12 by

“Keep this up and you’ll end up in a wheelchair just like Jason Street,” is what Berg could have said in his letter, but didn’t.

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‘The World’s End’ Poster: I’ll Drink To That
Friday, October 12 by

Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick Frost tie one on one last time.

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Bryan Cranston Knows How To Cook Meth IRL
Friday, October 12 by

Sounds like good sh*t too.

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Burt Reynolds And His Moustache Have A Supercut
Thursday, October 11 by

Don’t stare directly at the moustache.

Behold, the house on Mockingbird Lane.
That NBC Munster’s Pilot Is Going To Air Around…HALLOWEEN!
Thursday, October 11 by

You will get only one chance to say, “I saw that ‘Munsters’ reboot. It wasn’t that good.’” This is it.

Hey Al, what's a ten-letter word for someone who administers fellatio?
Ian McShane Will Class Up ‘American Horror Story’ This Fall
Thursday, October 11 by

McShane fits this role perfectly because he’s so good….IT’S SCARY.

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Shailene Woodley Up For Mary Jane In ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel
Thursday, October 11 by

Great choice!

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‘Jurassic Park 4′ Was Almost Ridiculous
Wednesday, October 10 by

Rejected concept art shows tragedy averted.

This pictures shows fashion sense isn't necessarily a function of intellect.
The Dumb Little Kid From ‘Modern Family’ Is Wayyyy Smarter Than All Of Us
Wednesday, October 10 by

You think he’s one of those obnoxious kids that goes around asking everyone dumb riddles?

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Judd Apatow & Paul Feig Kill Our Dreams
Wednesday, October 10 by

There will never be a ‘Freaks & Geeks’ movie. So stop asking, guy who played Alan.

What?
It’s Going To Take A Very Specific Set Of Skills To Make ‘Taken 3′ Not Suck
Tuesday, October 9 by

They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.

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Blowjobs < ‘The Walking Dead’
Tuesday, October 9 by

Just imagine what he’d turn down in favor of ‘Game of Thrones’.

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‘Louie’ Season Four: Set Your DVRs To 2014
Tuesday, October 9 by

He’s gone Full Chappelle.

He's typing his own death certificate. Morbid.
‘The Technology Is Where We Need It’ To Greenlight A ‘Peanuts’ Film
Tuesday, October 9 by

I can’t wait to hear Skrillex’ version of “Linus and Lucy.”

This room will be their purgatory.
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: ‘Whitney’ And ‘Community’ Premieres Delayed Indefinitely
Monday, October 8 by

I can’t believe they’re doing this to ‘Community’! And to a much lesser extent, ‘Whitney’.

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‘Walking Dead’ Clip: Are They Killing Off T-Dog?
Monday, October 8 by

All the clues are there.

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Katee Sackhoff Is The Latest Tough, Hot Chick Added To Lady-Version Of ‘The Expendables’
Monday, October 8 by

The countdown to Michelle Rodriguez begins now…

NOW that's a woman I would take advice from.
Lena Dunham Goes From Making Edgy, Progressive Television To Writing Tired, Non-Essential Literature
Monday, October 8 by

Good idea, bad title.

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Emily Blunt To Make Things Awkward On ‘Avengers 2′ Set?
Monday, October 8 by

Let’s hope so.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Prometheus’
Friday, October 5 by

Okay. Simmer down. We did ‘Prometheus’.

Cohen to play Sherlock Holmes
Sacha Baron Cohen Pursues ‘The Lesbian’
Friday, October 5 by

Just be thankful he beat Rob Schneider to it.

Insatiable ball-guzzlers.
‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ Movie Moves Forward. Somewhere, An Angel Dies.
Thursday, October 4 by

The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.

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‘Cooking With Walken’ Episode One: Chicken
Thursday, October 4 by

I didn’t see him wash his hands once.

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69 Depraved Frank Reynolds GIFs
Wednesday, October 3 by

RUM HAM!!!!

Brace yourself for some truly terrible medical care.
Nicki Minaj, Who Looks Like Kind Of A Bitch, Upset That Mariah Carey Called Her A Bitch
Wednesday, October 3 by

TMZ, our de facto newsgathering partner on uneventful days, has broken news that Nicki Minaj was responding to Mariah Carey’s insults when she went off on the on the diva….

Still holding out for the spinoff 'Here Comes Chalky!'
Boardwalk Empire Already Given One More Season To Live Up To Its Potential
Wednesday, October 3 by

In case that wasn’t clear, it was renewed for season four.

BUT WILL THEY STILL PLAY ADULT CONTEMPORARY JAZZ?
The Weather Channel Will Be Naming Storms Now, And There’s Nothing Any Of Us Can Do About
Tuesday, October 2 by

Finally, some news we care about!!!