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MATT DAMON!
First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun
Thursday, July 5 by

That’s about what we expected.

Spoiler: She's Swedish.
Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did
Thursday, July 5 by

‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.
The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.
Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

On to the fishin' hole in the sky.
Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven
Tuesday, July 3 by

In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”

What's your next secret, Andy?
Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today
Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

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Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene
Monday, July 2 by

It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.

This season promises more gore and less bras.
New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras
Monday, July 2 by

Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?

I don't know who the blonde is, but this is the best picture I could find of the whole gang.
Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?
Monday, July 2 by

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

Enter to win
Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’
Friday, June 29 by

Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.

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Chevy Chase Is A Real Crankypants
Friday, June 29 by

He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.

It's really happening! Maybe!!
Edgar Wright Doing A Little Bit Of Work On ‘Ant-Man’
Friday, June 29 by

It’s a step in the right direction.

In completely unrelated, but more interesting news, James Earl Jones' transformation into Paul Newman is almost complete.
Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep
Thursday, June 28 by

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

I guess they're going to have to address that painful plotline with the video game developer.
‘Dexter’ Definitely Ending Not After This Season, But The Next
Thursday, June 28 by

He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.

My two biggest fears (giant black guys and lavender) in one horrible package.
Tyler Perry Announced He Was Preparing A Sci-Fi Film, And Then The Angels Sang
Thursday, June 28 by

It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.

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Aaron Sorkin Busted For Plagiarising Aaron Sorkin
Wednesday, June 27 by

What he said.

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Nerd Bodies Hit The Floor In ‘Nerd Machine: Trailer Park Heroes Part One’
Wednesday, June 27 by

Hot chicks, blood, and violence. Just in time for Comic-Con.

R.I.P.
R.I.P. Nora Ephron
Wednesday, June 27 by

The day the romantic comedy died…

Sigourney wouldn't lie to us, would she?
Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels Are Filming Back-To-Back-To-Back
Tuesday, June 26 by

This won’t get old.

Bring it.
Viggo Mortensen Hired To Kill Dracula
Monday, June 25 by

Clothing optional.

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‘Downton Abbey’ Intro Gets The ‘Martin’ Treatment
Monday, June 25 by

It’s not that drastic of a connection. Both shows feature silly costumes.

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‘Dexter’ Has Some ‘Splaining To Do In Bloody Season 7 Teaser
Monday, June 25 by

It’s not that Deb’s mad. Just really disappointed…

I think this meat is spoiled...
Comic-Con 2012 Is Going To Have A ‘Zombie Obstacle Course’
Thursday, June 21 by

No biting!

He's handsome in the same way a baseball glove can be handsome.
Denis Leary Behind Show About New York City COPS This Time
Thursday, June 21 by

Finally, a show about police officers.

No snarky remarks here. Just really wanna know where he got that shirt.
The Guy That Made ‘Showgirls’ Is Making A Movie About Jesus
Thursday, June 21 by

His name is Paul Verhoeven, and no one thing defines him.

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Rob Reiner Is Leonardo DiCaprio’s Dad
Wednesday, June 20 by

In ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’, that is.

So sick of 'Hobbit' pics I could stab someone
It’s Going To Cost Extra To See ‘The Hobbit’ In Its Intended Frame Rate
Tuesday, June 19 by

Bad news for people who are both on a fixed income and care about frame rates.

Man Of Steel
‘Inception”s Hans Zimmer To Provide The Orchestral Hits For ‘Man Of Steel’
Tuesday, June 19 by

BRAAAAAAHHHHHMMMMMMM!

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Shia LaBeouf Goes Full-Frontal In Sigur Rós Video
Monday, June 18 by

And you’re going to click on this anyway.

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‘Kick-Ass 2′ Is Happening
Monday, June 18 by

And there’s nothing you can do about it.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Exhausted
Friday, June 15 by

But she’s going to be OK! For now.