That’s about what we expected.
‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.
This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.
In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”
I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.
It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.
Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?
We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.
Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.
He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.
It’s a step in the right direction.
They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.
He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.
It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.
What he said.
Hot chicks, blood, and violence. Just in time for Comic-Con.
The day the romantic comedy died…
This won’t get old.
It’s not that drastic of a connection. Both shows feature silly costumes.
It’s not that Deb’s mad. Just really disappointed…
Finally, a show about police officers.
His name is Paul Verhoeven, and no one thing defines him.
In ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’, that is.
Bad news for people who are both on a fixed income and care about frame rates.
And you’re going to click on this anyway.
And there’s nothing you can do about it.
But she’s going to be OK! For now.