But will they be mindlessly surfing the Internet while watching, like we do?
Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.
The next great classic!
That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.
Oh, those wondrous beasts!
He is Queens Boulevard.
We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.
Paddy’s Pub. Where everybody knows your name.
I always knew that place was up to something.
There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.
The pilot will just be Steve Nash dishing out no-look passes!
Disney quality control rears its ugly head.
Let it evolve into the next, better show.
If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90’s, get ready to be extra smug.
We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.
It’s like watching my 20’s.
He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.
I bet he’ll now be extolling the virtues of Mumford and Sons and Carly Rae Pepsen.
The 90’s are back!!!
You’ve made us all to look as FOOLS, Kimmel!
Is this what rock bottom looks like?
The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
I want to put on a vest and fedora just thinking about this wonderful news.
Does anyone want to get in my study group?
How has there not been a Katy Perry halftime show yet? Seems odd…
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have teamed up, surprisingly not to raise hemp awareness (it’s a versatile material!), but instead to have a drawl-off in the upcoming HBO series True…
But will he do his own stunts?
Better left unshot.