As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”
Pay attention. A man is talking.
As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.
Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?
It’s worth a look.
Our government will continue to rot from the inside out for another year.
Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.
Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.
Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?
We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.
Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.
No one reading cares about this show, but this is still a funny story.
They don’t want to the episode to be eclipsed by actual Halloween.
How did we not see this sooner?!
It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.
This supercut is hypnotic.
Syfy ain’t care!
In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.
The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.
Jazz hands makes everything better.
If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.
Nick Mundy has a few ideas.
Honestly, that’s an amazing run, and they should take the extra few days and just watch TV or go hiking or something.
This article (somehow) contains no ‘Over the Top’ reference or masturbation innuendo.
This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.
It’s hard to get good help when your sole mission is to make the world a crappy place.
You WILL enjoy comic-book based entertainment.
Oof. Tough choice.
The definitive answer is “perhaps.”
I guess they’re not even going to give Hathaway and Franco a chance.