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Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.
Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches
Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

GET BIGGER HANDS.
This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom
Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!
‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story
Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!
Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’
Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.
NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones
Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

Drink responsibly, bitch.
Handicapping The Odds For ‘Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes
Wednesday, September 5 by

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

If only we could blame her on the Brits.
Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music
Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

Pictured: Godjira
Arrested Development Episodes To Serve As ‘Act One’ Of The Movie
Tuesday, September 4 by

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

He's still not taking Frankie Muniz's calls.
’30 Rock’ Is About To Get Cranston’d. HARD.
Tuesday, September 4 by

Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.

He didn't mean no disrespect or nothin'.
‘The Sopranos’ Cast Reuniting For…A Nickelodeon Movie
Tuesday, September 4 by

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

Hollywood lost a good one this weekend.
R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan, The Gentle Giant
Tuesday, September 4 by

You will be missed, MCD.

His words are as pointed as his face.
Benedict Cumberbatch Is As Suspicious Of CBS’ ‘Elementary’ As We Are
Thursday, August 30 by

When it comes to contemporary Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Benedict Cumberbatch is the one who knocks.

File photo.
Michael Keaton Hired To Cheese Off ‘RoboCop’
Thursday, August 30 by

BATMAN VS. ROBOCOP!!!

What the fuck are you looking at, Charlie Sheen?
‘Anger Management’ Gets Automatically Picked Up For 90 More Episodes. Yup. 90.
Wednesday, August 29 by

It took ‘Arrested Development’ six years to get ten more.

Pretend the green dude is Shawn Ryan.
Eddie Murphy And Shawn Ryan Shopping Around ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show
Wednesday, August 29 by

I don’t know if my knee-jerk reaction is supposed to be love or hate.

This is either Jay Leno or Jimmy Kimmel. It's hard to tell.
‘Shit On Jay Leno’ Week Continues With Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘F*ck Him’
Tuesday, August 28 by

He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”

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Maria Hill Hates Her Boss In Alternate ‘Avengers’ Opening
Tuesday, August 28 by

It’s still better than working retail.

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Jose Padilha Is Having A Bitch Of A Time Remaking ‘RoboCop’
Tuesday, August 28 by

In all fairness, RoboCop is a very nuanced character.

At least he's excited about this list.
Forbes’ 20 Highest Paid Celebrities Is A Depressing List
Tuesday, August 28 by

They’re the richest, and, therefore, the best.

Try to look away from Nic Cage for a second, and you'll see the guy I'm talking about.
The In-Development ‘Beached’ May Have The Best Logline In Cinema History
Tuesday, August 28 by

Oh, man. I don’t want to give it away here, but it’s a keeper.

Just like in my dream...
Howard Stern Calls Jay Leno A ‘Spineless Maggot’, Upsets Fragile NBC
Monday, August 27 by

I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.

LeBron James loves his double headband because it hides how bald he is. So there.
LeBron James Would Just Love To Do A ‘Space Jam’ Sequel
Monday, August 27 by

Further evidence that LeBron is 100% incapable of being his own man.

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The Dwight Schrute ‘Office’ Spinoff Hasn’t Cast His Little Brother: FALSE!
Monday, August 27 by

Perhaps this isn’t clear. They cast his brother.

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All The Ass-Beatings Of The 60′s ‘Batman’ In One Convenient Video
Friday, August 24 by

Violence has come a long way since the 1960′s.

Spurlock after the first round of contract negotiations with Ted Turner.
CNN Continues To Test Definition Of ‘News’ With Morgan Spurlock Show
Friday, August 24 by

Pot, guns, prison? Who do they think they are, MSNBC?

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Burning Question: Will Wes Mantooth Appear In ‘Anchorman 2′?
Friday, August 24 by

And possibly an armless Luke Wilson?

Fight your own battles, baby!
Angelina Jolie Will Co-Star With One Of Her Many, Many Children In ‘Maleficent’
Thursday, August 23 by

Ohhhhhhh, the other 472 brothers and sisters are going to be soooo jealous.

Ned Flanders.
‘American Bible Challenge’ Is Hosted By Jeff Foxworthy, But Fails The Trifecta By Not Being On TNN
Wednesday, August 22 by

Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.

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Drunk Guy Tripping On Shrooms Goes On ‘Price Is Right’. Sadly, No Puking.
Wednesday, August 22 by

Bob Barker would not have allowed this.

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Get Ready To ‘The Rocketeer’ All Over Again
Wednesday, August 22 by

‘The Shadow’ and ‘The Phantom’ reboots can’t be too far behind.