My opinion matters just as much as yours. Which is to say, not at all.
Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.
Let the 2012 Comic-Con….BEGIN!
Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.
Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!
This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.
Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!
Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a vigilante.
Shine on, you crazy diamond…
I think I’m in love.
Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.
An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.
That’s about what we expected.
‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.
This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.
In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”
I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.
It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.
Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?
We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.
Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.
He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.
It’s a step in the right direction.
They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.
He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.
It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.