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Not even interested.
Let’s All Shut Up About Tosh’s Rape Joke
Thursday, July 12 by

My opinion matters just as much as yours. Which is to say, not at all.

Peter Jackson has lost three Hobbits of weigh in the past few years.
Comic-Con 2012: Peter Jackson Denies The World A Third ‘Hobbit’ Film…For Now
Thursday, July 12 by

Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

This photo really makes you think.
Ed Helms In Talks For The New ‘Vacation’ Movies
Thursday, July 12 by

There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.

Well this is a fun new take on Alice, no?
Comic-Con 2012: Lionsgate Breaks Into TV With Graphic Novel ‘Wonderland’
Thursday, July 12 by

Let the 2012 Comic-Con….BEGIN!

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Surprise Cameos Save The Day In ‘Trailer Park Heroes’ Final Chapter
Wednesday, July 11 by

Next Level Nerd Boner: ACHIEVED.

MIND BULLETS!
Tom Cruise Has Telekinetic And Telepathic Powers. Allegedly.
Wednesday, July 11 by

MIND BULLETS!

She's aiming for my heart.
AHHHHH! ‘HUNGER GAMES’ HAS RELEASE DATES FOR THE FINAL TWO MOVIES!
Tuesday, July 10 by

Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!

What do you think they're talking about?
Ron Perlman Becomes Hellboy Once Again, For An Awesome Reason
Tuesday, July 10 by

This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.

One glimpse at that tasteful neckwear and I'm all his.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Film Gets Producers, Will Soon Be A Part Of Our Lives
Tuesday, July 10 by

Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!

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Thank You For Being A Super Golden Friend
Monday, July 9 by

Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a vigilante.

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Ernest Borgnine Got Old And Died
Monday, July 9 by

Shine on, you crazy diamond…

The Walking Dead (Season 2)
Michonne More Badass Than Expected In ‘Walking Dead’ Season 3 Preview
Monday, July 9 by

I think I’m in love.

Ahhh! Stop looking at me like that!
Seth Meyers To Probably Be The Next Regis. *Nods Politely*
Friday, July 6 by

Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.

I start drooling like Pavlov's dog when I see this logo.
HBO Announced A Movie Based On Fox News, Then Said, “Nah.”
Friday, July 6 by

Psych!

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52 Animated Gifs Of Katy Perry’s Boobs
Friday, July 6 by

An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.

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There’s No Time For Elven Booty Calls In Nerd Machine’s ‘Trailer Park Heroes Part II’
Thursday, July 5 by

Regrettably.

MATT DAMON!
First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun
Thursday, July 5 by

That’s about what we expected.

Spoiler: She's Swedish.
Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did
Thursday, July 5 by

‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.
The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.
Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

On to the fishin' hole in the sky.
Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven
Tuesday, July 3 by

In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”

What's your next secret, Andy?
Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today
Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

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Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene
Monday, July 2 by

It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.

This season promises more gore and less bras.
New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras
Monday, July 2 by

Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?

I don't know who the blonde is, but this is the best picture I could find of the whole gang.
Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?
Monday, July 2 by

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

Enter to win
Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’
Friday, June 29 by

Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.

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Chevy Chase Is A Real Crankypants
Friday, June 29 by

He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.

It's really happening! Maybe!!
Edgar Wright Doing A Little Bit Of Work On ‘Ant-Man’
Friday, June 29 by

It’s a step in the right direction.

In completely unrelated, but more interesting news, James Earl Jones' transformation into Paul Newman is almost complete.
Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep
Thursday, June 28 by

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

I guess they're going to have to address that painful plotline with the video game developer.
‘Dexter’ Definitely Ending Not After This Season, But The Next
Thursday, June 28 by

He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.

My two biggest fears (giant black guys and lavender) in one horrible package.
Tyler Perry Announced He Was Preparing A Sci-Fi Film, And Then The Angels Sang
Thursday, June 28 by

It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.