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McConaughey & Harrelson Chase A Serial Killer In HBO’s ‘True Detective’ Trailer
Monday, September 9 by

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have teamed up, surprisingly not to raise hemp awareness (it’s a versatile material!), but instead to have a drawl-off in the upcoming HBO series True…

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The Rock To Star In McG’s Remake Of ‘The Fall Guy’
Friday, September 6 by

But will he do his own stunts?

What might have been.
Read The ‘Breaking Bad Storylines That Never Made It Into The Show
Thursday, September 5 by

Better left unshot.

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Vin Diesel Doesn’t Give A Fudge About Batman
Thursday, September 5 by

Somebody had to say it.

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Screen Junkies Show: Best Movie Sports Teams
Thursday, September 5 by

Just in time for the return of the NFL.

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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll
Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.
Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever
Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.
Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’
Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank
Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

One of this offseason's roster moves should be sending the Phillies' camera and lighting guy down to AA ball.
Chase Utley FINALLY Responds To Mac From ‘Always Sunny’s Fan Letter
Wednesday, September 4 by

“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”

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Kenny Powers Only Works For Kenny Powers In Trailer For ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ Final Season
Wednesday, September 4 by

Back for extra innings.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck
Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

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It’s ‘Breaking Bad’ With Pugs, You See
Wednesday, September 4 by

If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.

I'm gonna miss this!
‘True Blood’ To Hang Up Its Tits And Fangs In 2014, Ending The Series
Tuesday, September 3 by

One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.

After this, he can host the Oscars!
LeBron James Will Treat Us To A Semi-Biographical Comedy Series On Starz
Tuesday, September 3 by

Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.

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‘Always Sunny’ Goes Dark(er) In Pscychological Thriller Recut
Tuesday, September 3 by

The Talented Mr. Reynolds

Popes are better when they smile.
Hey Fanboys, Brace Yourselves For The Upcoming Pope Francis Biopic
Tuesday, September 3 by

It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con

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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam Are The Couple That Will Boink In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
Tuesday, September 3 by

A great leap forward for mom porn.

I'm especially fond of heavily-styled children.
‘Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day’ Announces Its Cast
Thursday, August 29 by

Terrible, no good, very bad news.

I want. Gimme.
Let’s Cut Out Early Tomorrow And Spend Labor Day Playing With ‘Back To The Future’ Legos
Thursday, August 29 by

It’s $34.99, neither I nor Screen Junkies will receive any compensation for featuring or promoting this majesty, but…BUY THIS LEGO KIT BEFORE I BUY THEM ALL MYSELF. Points to the…

He sorta looks like Fry.
Futurama FInale Will Now Have An After-Show With Chris Hardwick
Thursday, August 29 by

I wonder if it will portray the finale and series in a positive light.

"I am a robot."
James Spader, Yes THAT James Spader, Cast As Ultron In ‘The Avengers 2′
Thursday, August 29 by

Okay.

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AMC Looooooves David Morrissey
Wednesday, August 28 by

He’s just been cast in another show for the network.

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Let’s Retire The Word Twerk Now That Every Newscaster Except Brian Williams Has Said It By This Point
Wednesday, August 28 by

Welcome to the dictionary, twerk. Now get the hell out!

Get a MacBook Pro, you luddites.
NBC Continues To Pretend It’s 1994 With ‘Outbreak’ Series
Wednesday, August 28 by

BETTY WHITE AS PATIENT ZERO.

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Supercut Of Thomas The Tank Engine Crashes Set To Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’
Wednesday, August 28 by

This is the best use of this song outside of the Jason X trailer.

Vigo's looking good these days!
Want To Help Fund A Documentary On ‘Ghostbusters 2’?
Wednesday, August 28 by

If you answered “yes,” I’m just going to come right out and ask you for some free money.

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Screen Junkies Show: Boston Reacts To Ben Affleck As Batman
Tuesday, August 27 by

Nobody likes these apples.

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Hank And Marie Watch The MTV Video Music Awards
Tuesday, August 27 by

Walt Jr should not be seeing this.

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Matt Damon Up For Some More Jason Bourning
Tuesday, August 27 by

The costs of zoo upkeep are astronomical.