Daddy needs a new castle.
It’s fitting seeing as they both need a hit.
But will he make a good lightning guy?
Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.
Who to choke the air out of first?
This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”
Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.
Every actor’s dream.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
Some people just can’t have nice things.
I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.
Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.
RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.
Mitt Romney might not approve this message.
It’s not about life at the Post Office.
Yeah, baby! Yeah!!
I’m holding out for a Conan vs. The Terminator film.
I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.
Kids say the darndest things.
I would also like to pitch in.
Hint: It wasn’t ‘The Wizard Of Oz’.
Eat your onions.
One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.
Hopefully he’ll find a way to make it ridiculously expensive.
This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!
BREAKING: Hollywood might not be a meritocracy.
I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.
I’m lead to believe this is important.