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Ladies and gentlemen, you are bearing witness to cinematic genius.

It’s almost here! It’s almost here!

Predator will not be allowed within 500 yards of the set.

It’s going to be about an “FBI wedding.” That should clear everything up.

Pics or didn’t happen.

Pics or didn’t happen.

This kid and dead people, I tells ya.

Bridges is finally getting his dream project off the ground which isn’t the same as Tara Reid’s ‘Little Lebowski’ dream project.

The sequel formerly known as ‘Xerxes’.

It looks like the team behind G.I. Joe is going to try a different approach this time. That makes sense.

She has to knock out three high-profile pics before moving onto this fourth one. Must be nice.

Ben Affleck hired himself, which seems like cheating.

Something tells me it won’t be a hero’s death.

While the letter’s tone may seem polite and deferential to the untrained eye, those in the know are able to read between the lines.

Who killed Retro Girl? Prime suspect: Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Will Leo be able to brood while performing “jazz hands?”

Let’s hope these aren’t all of the best parts.

Don’t call bigfoot “Sasquatch.” His mom did that when she was mad at him, and it pisses him off to no end.

And the winner is…

Ed Helms is totally going to find an excuse to sing in this movie.

Like ‘Swimfan’ but newer.

Ray Liotta does what Ray Liotta wants.

I vote for ‘Spaceballs’.

How a pirate show should be.

‘Green Lantern 2: Havana Nights’?

You have two choices before you.

Oh, and there will probably be a girl involved.

“Folk you!” -The Coens.

Don’t worry, there are still zombies.

He’s so fresh off of ‘SVU’ that he’ll probably be peppering his dialogue with “perps” and “buses” when he really just means “criminals” and “ambulances.”