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Watch The ‘Dexter’ Premiere Right Here
Monday, October 1 by

Courtesy of Showtime

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Masturbating Bear To Host The Oscars
Monday, October 1 by

Not THAT Masturbating Bear.

"Cashew-Nut."
Many Of The Christopher Guest Regulars Will Be On Christopher Guest’s HBO Show
Thursday, September 27 by

Stands to reason, no?

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‘Bloodsport’ Gets The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Remix
Thursday, September 27 by

Flawless Video.

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Bruce Willis Is Confused: The Supercut
Wednesday, September 26 by

Come to think of it, he does throw off ‘Simple Jack’ vibes.

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‘Always Sunny’ Cast Goes Gentle Into That Good Night
Wednesday, September 26 by

And they are quickly replaced.

BOOBIES!!!
‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Shortlists Every Director
Wednesday, September 26 by

Bases covered.

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You Can Own The ‘Beetlejuice’ House
Tuesday, September 25 by

Albeit a tiny version.

Kids can't get enough broccoli.
Matt Damon’s Kids Just Absolutely Love Broccoli
Tuesday, September 25 by

They can’t get enough of the stuff.

Steve Buscemi proving it is possible to be "half a gangster" when a woodchipper is involved.
Aw Geez, FX To Launch ‘Fargo’ TV Show, Don’tcha Know?
Tuesday, September 25 by

But not a word has been spoken regarding Jose Feliciano’s involvement.

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Len Wiseman In Talks To Unearth ‘The Mummy’
Tuesday, September 25 by

At least it can’t be any worse than the original.

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Han Solo + Gangnam Style = Internet Revenue
Monday, September 24 by

Dress classy, dance cheesy, shoot first.

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Okay, NOW We Might Be Seeing A Hulk Standalone Movie
Monday, September 24 by

If we choose to go see it, that is.

You're not Ron Swanson!
Last Night’s Emmys Pleased Us And Infuriated Us
Monday, September 24 by

You make it so hard to love you, Emmys.

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A Bunch Of Actors And Shows Won Emmys
Monday, September 24 by

With congrats to Tom Berenger AND Tom Bergeron.

I like him better when his hair is sheveled. It makes me much more combobulated.
Fox And Seth MacFarlane To Collaborate For The Millionth Time
Friday, September 21 by

The writers of ‘Ted’ are also involved, so no need to introduce everyone to each other.

"May I please speak to whoever is in charge of shitty nostalgic TV adaptations? Thank you."
A CGI ‘Mister Ed’ Movie Is Going To Be Made, So Everyone Can Just Calm The F*ck Down
Friday, September 21 by

Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.

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‘The Hunger Games’ Gets The Bad Lip Reading Treatment
Friday, September 21 by

Like the dialogue in these movies even matters.

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Michael Bay To Preside Over Doritos Super Bowl Contest
Friday, September 21 by

The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.

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‘The Office’ Casts Stephen Colbert As Broccoli Rob
Friday, September 21 by

He’s the only man who could live up to the legend.

Classic del Toro, all right.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Involvement Makes The Idea Of FX’s New Vampire Drama Somehow Palatable
Thursday, September 20 by

I should be frothing at the mouth in anger after hearing “vampire drama.”

Gandolfini, demonstrating less-than-spectacular dexterity.
HBO, Missing James Gandolfini’s Labored Breathing, Recruits Him For ‘Criminal Justice’
Thursday, September 20 by

HBO is ready to take him out of their freezer.

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Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Are Sleeping Together
Thursday, September 20 by

‘Scary Movie’ brings more good into the world.

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Tupac and Tony Danza Were Besties
Wednesday, September 19 by

Whose next? Ol Dirty and John Ritter?

Going forward, I will only use Photoshop for good.
James Cameron To Rectify Lack Of Chinese Na’vi By Adding Some Chinese Na’vi
Wednesday, September 19 by

Because money.

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Mr. Wizard, Not A Fan Of Children
Tuesday, September 18 by

More damning evidence that this guy was a serious dick.

Who's the real animal here? (It's still the monkey.)
PETA Not Crazy About NBC’s ‘Animal Practice’
Tuesday, September 18 by

It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.

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They’re Actually Rebooting ‘Manimal’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Be careful what you wish for…

Pirates, you see.
‘WE’RE #1!!!’: US Leads World In Ilegal Downloads
Tuesday, September 18 by

Sweet land of liberty.

Photo courtesy of 'Celebrity Wheel of Fortune'
Master Of Scares Philip Seymour Hoffman To Direct Ghost Story ‘Ezekiel Moss’
Tuesday, September 18 by

Move over, Rob Zombie.