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Behold, The Trailer For Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’
Wednesday, April 10 by

How do you like these space apples?

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Hot Chick Gets A Terrible Steve Buscemi Tattoo
Tuesday, April 9 by

As far as Steve Buscemi tattoos are concerned.

Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

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Robert De Niro To Learn Spanish For Boxing Film ‘Hands Of Stone’
Tuesday, April 9 by

This time he’ll play a trainer so don’t worry, he likely won’t be taking his shirt off.

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Of Course James Cameron Is Developing New Underwater Motion Capture Technology
Monday, April 8 by

He should live in an underwater house already.

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‘Dexter’ Season 8 Teaser Drops In
Friday, April 5 by

‘Dexter’ is back for another bloody season.

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‘Anchorman 2′, Nicole Kidman Deficient No More
Friday, April 5 by

This just in…

We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

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The Fraggles Were Obsessed With Death: The Supercut
Wednesday, April 3 by

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Boober is a cutter.

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Matthew McConaughey Confirmed To Play A Spaceman For Christopher Nolan
Wednesday, April 3 by

There’s no way this movie will make sense.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Renewed For A Fourth Season
Tuesday, April 2 by

Can’t we just renew the entire series while we’re at it.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Jurassic Park 3D’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.

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The Coen Brothers Love To Make Fat Men Howl: The Supercut
Monday, April 1 by

Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.

The hand is a nice touch.
Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’
Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION
‘G.I. Joe 3′ To Chronicle The Other Half Of The Battle
Monday, April 1 by

Go Joe! Again!!

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Balki Acted Like A Dick On Local Morning News
Friday, March 29 by

Bronson Pinchot does not respect Mother Nature.

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’2 Guns’ Trailer: Mark Wahlberg & Denzel Washington Finally Get Around To Doing A Movie Together
Friday, March 29 by

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

Some television costume designer just blew their wad.
‘Gangs Of New York’ Might Become A TV Show
Friday, March 29 by

No shortage of characters.

Muckraker!
Comedian Eugene Mirman Took Out A Full-Page Ad to Bash Time Warner Cable
Friday, March 29 by

He speaks for all of us.

So American, it makes me want to invade Iraq all over again.
In Case You Didn’t Know ‘America’s Most Wanted’ Was Still On The Air, No Worries, It’s Been Cancelled
Friday, March 29 by

Yay, crime!

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R.I.P. Richard Griffiths
Friday, March 29 by

The ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘Naked Gun’ star died at the age of 65.

Losing a script is such a Pinkman mistake.
Someone Stole One Of The Final ‘Breaking Bad’ Scripts From Bryan Cranston, Then Got Caught
Wednesday, March 27 by

Why is life so harsh?

The big reveal is, behind those cards, this little moppet has a decayed zombie jaw and scares the shit out of everyone.
The Card Game ‘Uno’ Is Becoming A Game Show, And It Will Probably Suck
Tuesday, March 26 by

Two game shows, technically.

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Honest Trailer: ‘Les Miserables’
Tuesday, March 26 by

Our first ever musical tribute to a terrible film.

"Sure, the Mona Lisa was neat, but it didn't have my face on it, which was weird."
Will Smith Didn’t Play Django Because Django Wasn’t A Big Enough Role For Him
Tuesday, March 26 by

This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.