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Now Lincoln’s Voice Sounds Even More Nasal
Monday, September 17 by

Emancipation is today’s secret word!

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Jim Gaffigan To Provide His Own G-Rated ‘Louie’ To CBS
Monday, September 17 by

It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.

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First ‘RoboCop’ Set Pics Show Off The New Suit, Orthopedic Shoes
Monday, September 17 by

I’ll hold judgement until I see a Photoshop of him riding a unicorn.

It looks like a still from a Lars Van Trier film.
Britain Installing ‘Ninjas’ In Its Theatres To Silence Talkers
Friday, September 14 by

I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.

This article refers to the toy, not the Asian kid. But how awesome would it be if HE was a Transformer? TOTALLY awesome.
‘Transformers 4′ Sets The Bar Really High By Promising New Robots
Thursday, September 13 by

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

An original premise might warm you up, Bret.
Bret Easton Ellis To Pen A Monster Teen Drama For The CW
Thursday, September 13 by

It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.

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Warner Bros. Converting Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Pacific Rim’ From 2-D To Ugly
Thursday, September 13 by

Del Toro gets dicked over again.

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Conan Auditions Wives a la Tom Cruise
Wednesday, September 12 by

Which is creepier, Scientology or red hair?

They have a great visitors' bureau.
TV/Movie Locales We Would Want To Live In (And Some We Wouldn’t)
Wednesday, September 12 by

“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”

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Jason Sudeikis Isn’t Leaving ‘SNL’
Wednesday, September 12 by

Still not ready for primetime.

They might want to update the wardrobe a little.
Bravo Is Adapting/Rebooting/Whatevering ‘Heathers’ Into A TV Show
Wednesday, September 12 by

“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”

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Chelsea Handler Was Attacked By A Sea Lion
Wednesday, September 12 by

Everybody’s a critic.

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The ‘RoboCop’ Remake Will Hire Anybody
Tuesday, September 11 by

Gary Oldman’s manager got himself a role.

Before becoming wrath, it appears Nic Cage became the lead singer of Nickelback.
Nic Cage To Star In ‘I Am Wrath’, Even Though We Have Always Known He Was Wrath
Tuesday, September 11 by

Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.

You'd think a director would do a better job of framing the shot.
Today In ‘Oh, F*ck Me’: Cameron Adds Fourth Avatar
Monday, September 10 by

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

Phil Collins politely asks that you return his male pattern baldness to him.
Wes Anderson’s Next Film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Will Star Johnny Depp And Jude Law
Monday, September 10 by

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

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Here’s Those Pictures Of Jimmy Kimmel Dressed As The Dowager Countess That Your Penis Ordered
Friday, September 7 by

He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.

Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.
Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches
Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

GET BIGGER HANDS.
This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom
Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!
‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story
Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!
Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’
Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.
NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones
Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

Drink responsibly, bitch.
Handicapping The Odds For ‘Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes
Wednesday, September 5 by

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

If only we could blame her on the Brits.
Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music
Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

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Arrested Development Episodes To Serve As ‘Act One’ Of The Movie
Tuesday, September 4 by

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

He's still not taking Frankie Muniz's calls.
’30 Rock’ Is About To Get Cranston’d. HARD.
Tuesday, September 4 by

Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.

He didn't mean no disrespect or nothin'.
‘The Sopranos’ Cast Reuniting For…A Nickelodeon Movie
Tuesday, September 4 by

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

Hollywood lost a good one this weekend.
R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan, The Gentle Giant
Tuesday, September 4 by

You will be missed, MCD.

His words are as pointed as his face.
Benedict Cumberbatch Is As Suspicious Of CBS’ ‘Elementary’ As We Are
Thursday, August 30 by

When it comes to contemporary Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Benedict Cumberbatch is the one who knocks.

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Michael Keaton Hired To Cheese Off ‘RoboCop’
Thursday, August 30 by

BATMAN VS. ROBOCOP!!!