I have under 48 hours to make my wife watch ‘Back To School’.
The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.
It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.
It’s what Paul would have wanted. According to Vin Diesel.
Santa’s hearing funny things out here. Funny things.
If there’s one thing that kids love, it’s a whoddunit.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
It looks like she’s coming out for a boxing match.
Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?
I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.
Go f*ck yourself, America.
‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.
Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.
It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.
In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.
Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.
But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.
He really knows how to teach critics.
Off to Never Never Land.
The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.
If you are planning on seeing the season three finale, but haven’t, you might not want to read this.
She’s a really good mom.
The joke here is that Paul Rudd wasn’t even in ‘Mac and Me’.
Enricco Palazzo is spinning in his grave.
It’s like a modern day, not magical ‘Game of Thrones’.
Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.
Now we should all complain about not having Ferraris.
And all it took was several firings and a trip beyond the Darkest Timeline.
Good news for people who like awesome things.