I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.
I’m lead to believe this is important.
I hope he fights a bear.
Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.
Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!
Pretty good idea to rush this into production.
An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.
Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?
Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!
Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.
The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.
Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.
Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.
Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.
Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.
‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.
In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.
How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?
Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.
In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.
David Lynch directs or GTFO.
Over the line, reboot people. Over the line!
This guy and his needs.
It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.
Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!
He makes his return in the ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ television series.
Shame on everyone involved.
“Keep this up and you’ll end up in a wheelchair just like Jason Street,” is what Berg could have said in his letter, but didn’t.